Haiku chain thread

[Djeinus]

Skrillex, drop the bass
You should not be holding it.
It is for bassists.

Abstract

[DJColeTPony]

Do you think about Abstract?
Abstract is like art of something.
Google pls.

Next: Rejecting from Rainbow and Rooted

[Djeinus]

Sorry, your song sucks.
You can go to hell now, kay?
You are rejected.

System Shock.

[FLAOFEI]

My systems in shock
Cause my track was rejected
From Rainbow Rooted

Theme: Didyabringyagrogalong

[Seedling]

Bringyagrogalong
Down here to the billabong
Think I forgot mine

Theme: Uneven tiles on the bathroom floor

[FLAOFEI]

It's not OCD
I can see them everywhere
And they piss me off!

Theme: #America #government #nuclear #terrorism #gay rights #war #pentagon #white house #president #sopa #assasination #hashtag #Internet #Freedome #AK-47 #You think they gonna do a background check on me now?

[Alycs]

A new season comes
The gateways to freedom are
Metal Detectors

Theme: Its a mystery

[S.P.P]

There is nothing here
A vast, empty themeless void
Theme purgatory

Theme: going overboard on stuff :l

[Alycs]

Occasionally
I'll go slightly overboard
On these dang haikus

And will start to write
more so I finish my thoughts
but it doesn't work

So I keep going
and going until I can't
Say anything more

And then I'll give up
And hit the "Submit" button
And be done with it

But I'm not there yet
I can go on for hours
And hours until

You think it won't end
And maybe it won't, maybe
Its truly endless

Its not, I promise
Just quite long, do not worry
I'm not that chatty

So, hows the weather
Over here its pretty grey
Or is it spelled gray?

I don't really know
I just type whichever there
I guess I don't care

Okay, I think I've
Made my point, so I'll stop now
Thanks for reading this.

Theme: woops

[Jokeblue]

Woops, I seem to have
Raised the dead here... But what is
Dead may never die


Theme - soap

[eery]

Soap on a bus Soap
on a car, Soap to make superstar
Soap to win, soap loses

Theme : Breaks/brakes.

[FLAOFEI]

Don't make slow breakbeats
Breaks and breakbeats dont mix well
Breakbeats should be fast

Theme: Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim

[azerty]

Breaks can be slow too
Just ask Fatboy Slim cuz he's
The funk soul brother

Theme: France

[FLAOFEI]

I have to admit,
you do have a valid point.
Passing on the theme.

For the record though.
Rockafeller Skank's not slow.
It's really quite fast.

Theme: Still France

[S.P.P]

The theme is still France.
A place I know little of.
Still; have a haiku.

Theme: Vidja game

[FLAOFEI]

Music is more fun.
I don't play a lot of games.
Am I weird for this?

Theme: Journey of the Spark

[S.P.P]

Probably, it will
Receive a cease and desist
Like Janimations.

Theme: Smartasses.

[Jokeblue]

I have never seen
An ass doing calculus
Is it just me? or..

Theme: booty. pirate booty.

[FLAOFEI]

Yarrr harrr fiddle dee
Being a pirates booty
fiddle dum di bum

Popcorn physics

[S.P.P]

Snap, crackle and pop.
Rice Krispies or just popcorn?
But then it explodes :c

Theme: Unfunny memes

[FLAOFEI]

This is a poem
Written 'bout unfunny memes
Which one is the worst?

How about Zoidberg?
or better drink my own piss.
Por que no los dos?

Theme: Those are funny though...

[Viricide Filly]

They are really
Not funny at all you
Little silly billy

Theme: Vaporwave

[eery]

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Theme: anime

[Viricide Filly]

Desu desu
Oniichan Tsundere desu
Senpai desu

Theme: The sudden realisation that I am in fact a living Monopoly board

[Jokeblue]

Passing go might be
A little more awkward now
Do I still get cash?

Theme: waking up early