Haiku chain thread

[S.P.P]

Happy birthday son
You're turning sixteen today
Please don't buy a car

Pretzels

[FLAOFEI]

Happy birthday You!
You turning sixteen today!
I buy You pretzel!

Theme: Legends of the pony named You

[DJColeTPony]

Happy birthday You!
You turning sixteen today!
I buy You pretzel!

Theme: Legends of the pony named You

You is a legend alicorn.
You is a princess.
You live in canterlot

Next: Gak

[FLAOFEI]

F YEAH!!! GAK IS BACK!!!
GAK GAK GAK!!! IT'S GAK GAK GAK!!!
F no... Gak is back...

F no mumentz

[ClaviSound]

Making a haiku
About an f no mument
IZ EFF NO MUMENT

Topic: Twilight Sparkle's Special Eyes (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/ ... 5o0cvq.png)

[S.P.P]

Twilight's special eyes
Like staring into the souls
Of 1000 lost.

Your favourite flavour muffin

[Conchetupony]

It's muffin muffin;
muffin muffin is the best.
(insert Derpy joke)

Next: Wonderbolts

[Bloo]

Absolutely Cool
Flying high don't stop cheering
Sky Acrobatics

Next: Drop the Bass

[Djeinus]

Skrillex, drop the bass
You should not be holding it.
It is for bassists.

Abstract

[DJColeTPony]

Do you think about Abstract?
Abstract is like art of something.
Google pls.

Next: Rejecting from Rainbow and Rooted

[Djeinus]

Sorry, your song sucks.
You can go to hell now, kay?
You are rejected.

System Shock.

[FLAOFEI]

My systems in shock
Cause my track was rejected
From Rainbow Rooted

Theme: Didyabringyagrogalong

[Seedling]

Bringyagrogalong
Down here to the billabong
Think I forgot mine

Theme: Uneven tiles on the bathroom floor

[FLAOFEI]

It's not OCD
I can see them everywhere
And they piss me off!

Theme: #America #government #nuclear #terrorism #gay rights #war #pentagon #white house #president #sopa #assasination #hashtag #Internet #Freedome #AK-47 #You think they gonna do a background check on me now?

[Alycs]

A new season comes
The gateways to freedom are
Metal Detectors

Theme: Its a mystery

[S.P.P]

There is nothing here
A vast, empty themeless void
Theme purgatory

Theme: going overboard on stuff :l

[Alycs]

Occasionally
I'll go slightly overboard
On these dang haikus

And will start to write
more so I finish my thoughts
but it doesn't work

So I keep going
and going until I can't
Say anything more

And then I'll give up
And hit the "Submit" button
And be done with it

But I'm not there yet
I can go on for hours
And hours until

You think it won't end
And maybe it won't, maybe
Its truly endless

Its not, I promise
Just quite long, do not worry
I'm not that chatty

So, hows the weather
Over here its pretty grey
Or is it spelled gray?

I don't really know
I just type whichever there
I guess I don't care

Okay, I think I've
Made my point, so I'll stop now
Thanks for reading this.

Theme: woops

[eery]

Soap on a bus Soap
on a car, Soap to make superstar
Soap to win, soap loses

Theme : Breaks/brakes.

[FLAOFEI]

Don't make slow breakbeats
Breaks and breakbeats dont mix well
Breakbeats should be fast

Theme: Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim

[azerty]

Breaks can be slow too
Just ask Fatboy Slim cuz he's
The funk soul brother

Theme: France

[FLAOFEI]

I have to admit,
you do have a valid point.
Passing on the theme.

For the record though.
Rockafeller Skank's not slow.
It's really quite fast.

Theme: Still France

[S.P.P]

The theme is still France.
A place I know little of.
Still; have a haiku.

Theme: Vidja game

[FLAOFEI]

Music is more fun.
I don't play a lot of games.
Am I weird for this?

Theme: Journey of the Spark

[S.P.P]

Probably, it will
Receive a cease and desist
Like Janimations.

Theme: Smartasses.

[FLAOFEI]

Yarrr harrr fiddle dee
Being a pirates booty
fiddle dum di bum

Popcorn physics