What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

So I've had some weird ass dreams before.

In one; I was a cloud of sentient balloons who was destined to kill all of the apple iZombies and live in a supermarket.

In another, I went to see Skrillex live and he was playing normal ass Winter Wrap Up and everyone was raving super hard to it. Then I went up to stage and claimed him as my battlemount by climbing on his back and shouting "HI HO SKRILLEX, AWAY!".

And last night was weird in a completely different way.

So Me and 4 others were tasked with finding these artifacts to stop a war or something like that. So someone ended up dying on the way and I ended up charging ahead alone into some random tunnel and found the last one after a claustrophobic phsycological symbolism crawl through it.

I might post the non-shortened version of that later.

Anyway, what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Motivfs]

You make the most interesting discussion threads, I like that..

Anyways.

I guess my weirdest dream would be I was in a video game called "Streets of Sim City", and I had my cat shooting RPGs out the window and firing an M16 at cars that were shooting missles at us. My mom was driving while I was in the backseat watching my cat shoot the RPGs, it then turned to me and it's eyes glowed red, which scared the fuck out of me.

After, our car flipped over several times and came to a crashing halt, in which my cat starting talking and leading us out of an intersection which had turned into a warzone. I then went around the corner and my dream randomly ended.



I also had a dream that I had at a house I lived at for 3 years, everynight, for those 3 years, the same dream, the water heater would start up, and some humans incased in fire would come up the stairs and start killing my family, I'd hide in the bathroom, and I would look underneath the door as I see their shadows come by, afterwords, the shadows would stop at the door, and the door would open and the dream would end (I'd assume I died).



And then there is the hundreds to thousands of times I've had dreams where I've fallen off a building, bridge, whatever, about a few thousand feet to my death. Sometimes it'd start with me falling, other times, I'd be holding on for dear life, screaming for help, but my screams always were muffled, and I'd always fall and die seconds later.


Man I had fucked up dreams. Always dying and shit, and note that I had all these dreams inbetween 5 to 12 years of age..

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Naw shucks.

I have dreams like that too. When I was in grade one I had dreams about me and my family going out for a walk to the park and being mauled by a bear (I was 5, that made perfect sense at the time). And recently, I found out where it came from.

I used to watch Teletubbies. And I went browsing through a couple videos and found this



I'M THE BEAR. I'M THE BEAR.

[Viricide Filly]

OH YES
A THREAD BUILT JUST FOR ME
Here we go
Here are my two weirdest dreams
Dream 1;
Was watching television. It was before season 3, at this point, and I was apparently watching the end of Season 3 on my television. It was announced that My little pony was ending after the episode, as Twilight Sparkle was rebelling against Hasbro. Then, I shit you not, Twilight appeared on the television and said "Bronies, fuck off" and then got out a MASSIVE FUCKING GUN and blew up my television.

Dream 2;
I was sitting in Ponyville, and Trixie was there and she had a forcefield around ponyville like in Magic Duel. She yelled "GHOSTBUSTERS!" and the forcefield collapsed into jello. No, I'm not making this up. I was sitting at a banquet table too, right next to Braeburn, whom I asked out after the forcefield collapsed. He rejected me and said he was straight. Lawl.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

10/10 I want your dreams

[DeEquisCogitoErgoSum]

I've heard of "dreams", but I do not have them. After reading this thread I'm not sure if I'm missing out or not.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Well...do you want to ride Skrillex into glorious dubstep battles? Or be a cloud of balloons for no apparent reason?

I don't remember most of my dreams. But what I do remember tends to be pretty odd.

[Nine Volt]

You're missing out on dreams. This thread is awesome :3
I actually write down some of my dreams (I'm slipping on that lately though) because I think they're really interesting :3

DREAM 1:
It was some post-apocalyptic world type place thing where everyone is dead but all the houses are fine and all that. Something like that. I had a regenerative female companion named Scout, too. Anyway, I was at my dad's house and somehow I found out where the cure for the zombie virus (note that there were no zombies whatsoever in the rest of the dream) was located. It was called the "American Southwest", but when I saw a map it was of the southeast, so whatever. So anyway, I found out that was located there, so I spent literally the entire dream preparing to walk down to the 'American southwest' to get this cure and bring it back home. On foot. Then the dream ended.

DREAM 2:
Probably the weirder one. I was in the Sub Base map from Modern Warfare 2 (shut up) and a giant version of my history teacher (who is crazy fucking awesome, might I add) who everyone called 'Notch' was giving out awards for Minecraft maps or something (frankly I'm just surprised my subconscious connected the two). It should be noted that this 'Notch' had a very large finger instead of a nose. There was a huge crowd of people and all that. Anyway you submitted your votes by writing them down on popsicle sticks but mine pencil wouldn't work. Like, it was sharp, but it wouldn't work. So then for whatever reason Kesha and some random kid start a rap duo (kesha rapping and the kid beatboxing) but then they utterly fuck up in the second verse and everyone claps anyway. Then some more random shit happens and I woke up. Fuckin weird.

[PX-n]

My weirdest...
One of them, I'm in a room with all of you guys and we are what are avatars are. And Makkon and LH are gods.

[Alycs]

That last part wasn't a dream.

My strangest dream was probably a dream where everywhere I looked everyone wore only blue and all the tools were blue and while there were other colors on trees and stuff, everyone just called it blue and I was so confused.

[JSynth]

I had a dream with Makkon in it once.
I don't remember what happened though. :p

[DeEquisCogitoErgoSum]

I had dream that I was a butterfly. Now I don't know if I'm a butterfly dreaming of being a man, or a man who dreamed of being a butterfly.