The TMI Thread

[Acsii]

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[KingTrollestia]

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Hey its not my fault that the Homestuck fandom is filled with underage kids

[itroitnyah]

Yeah those underage homestuck fans would know about that

Hey man, love and tolerate.


On an unrelated note, I haven't fapped in a few weeks and stuff, REALLY excited for the rest of the computer parts to arrive so I can do that again.

[KingTrollestia]

Yeah those underage homestuck fans would know about that

Hey man, love and tolerate.

I'm a very tolerable person, one of the nicest guys you could meet. People just need to.... keep comments to themselves sometimes you know?

[Nine Volt]

This is the TMI thread, buddy. No reason to stop ACSII saying that.

[Alycs]

This is the TMI thread no comments are to be kept under any conditions.

The skin is starting to peel off my arm from the iron burn and now it doesn't hurt but it itches like hell and there are just strips of loose skin hanging off my arm...

[KingTrollestia]

This is the TMI thread, buddy. No reason to stop ACSII saying that.

i'm all for free speech. You're free to say whatever you feel

[Acsii]

Then don't come off as a dick

[Alycs]

Weren't you already talking about dicks though?

[Acsii]

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[Nine Volt]

Dicks?

My dick is 6.5 inches long. That's 16.5 centimeters for the non-Americans. The average American penis size is 5.5-5.9 inches.

And yes, you needed to know that.



Speaking of, I for one think it'd be quite interesting to have some sort of program that deduced what sized breasts you'd have if you were a woman, based on the length of your penis (comparing averages and whatnot).

[Ed Viper]

Dicks?

My dick is 6.5 inches long. That's 16.5 centimeters for the non-Americans. The average American penis size is 5.5-5.9 inches.

And yes, you needed to know that.

Speaking of, I for one think it'd be quite interesting to have some sort of program that deduced what sized breasts you'd have if you were a woman, based on the length of your penis (comparing averages and whatnot).

I don't need to reveal my penis size to you. Cretin.

[KingTrollestia]

Then don't come off as a dick

That's the way you see it. I may come off as a dick to some people, but since this is the TMI thread I am free to express my thoughts as I see fit.

Yet you are right. I will agree to respect your opinions and thoughts in the near future. Lets try and get off on a better footing then. I truly am a nice person, I just have a different way of expressing things


Now lets get back to talking about Dicks

[Nine Volt]

Dicks?

My dick is 6.5 inches long. That's 16.5 centimeters for the non-Americans. The average American penis size is 5.5-5.9 inches.

And yes, you needed to know that.

Speaking of, I for one think it'd be quite interesting to have some sort of program that deduced what sized breasts you'd have if you were a woman, based on the length of your penis (comparing averages and whatnot).

I don't need to reveal my penis size to you. Cretin.

But thou must.

[Acsii]

Dicks?

My dick is 6.5 inches long. That's 16.5 centimeters for the non-Americans. The average American penis size is 5.5-5.9 inches.

And yes, you needed to know that.



Speaking of, I for one think it'd be quite interesting to have some sort of program that deduced what sized breasts you'd have if you were a woman, based on the length of your penis (comparing averages and whatnot).

Oh...

[Ed Viper]

But thou must.

No.

[Nine Volt]

But thou must.

No.

Very well, but I must warn you of the inevitable outcome.

[KingTrollestia]

Dicks?

My dick is 6.5 inches long. That's 16.5 centimeters for the non-Americans. The average American penis size is 5.5-5.9 inches.

And yes, you needed to know that.



Speaking of, I for one think it'd be quite interesting to have some sort of program that deduced what sized breasts you'd have if you were a woman, based on the length of your penis (comparing averages and whatnot).

[Freewave]

I shaved my pubes for the first time ever.....

I think I did it wrong OH GOD THIS ITCHES PLS HALP

I feel you bro, shit itches if you don't shave close enough. Just rub some aftershave on your nuts, get something to cool that shit down.

Yeah i had to shave my nuts to get fixed after i was NOT going to have more kids (getting twins when you only were planning for one was enough of a reality check). If you do a good job it's really not that bad (trimming w/o shaving is much worse i think) plus it definitely ads to the illusion of increased size which i really liked.

Speaking of the operation, it went well, but when they cut the "wires" so that you don't get anymore sperm they also burn both ends they don't regrow. Smelling that burning smell coming from my nutsack was a bit surreal. But hey i still have my love gun, it works great (the chicks woudl never know any differently), and it shoots blanks now.

[Nine Volt]

So aside from the illusion of increased size, what are the benefits of shaving one's nuts?

[Ed Viper]

But thou must.

No.

Very well, but I must warn you of the inevitable outcome.

I'll be just fine.

I also did manscaping once. It was weird.

I don't think I'd enjoy the illusion of increased size. It's just an illusion, after all >.>

[Freewave]

Well there's whole fad you kids have being smooth as possible so i guess you can crossdress, be metrosexual, look slightly larger, get an operation done in my case, or actually have a shot of somebody s*cking on your nuts. I guess that's 5 valid reasons there!

[Nine Volt]

No.

Very well, but I must warn you of the inevitable outcome.

I'll be just fine.

I also did manscaping once. It was weird.

I don't think I'd enjoy the illusion of increased size. It's just an illusion, after all >.>

:0

So do you basically just take a razor to your nuts? Or is there some special tactic?

Is it worth it?

[Acsii]

And girls are more inclined to suck as there's less chance of hair in mouth

[Ed Viper]

I don't care about girls sucking my nuts, I don't care about crossdressing, I don't care about being metrosexual, I don't care about operations, I don't care about "looking" larger.

I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't careIdon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcare