Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:never browse tumblr for porn. Eventually, something will come along that will haunt your dreams forever.
Because of all the weird fetishes.Ptepix wrote:Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:never browse tumblr for porn. Eventually, something will come along that will haunt your dreams forever.
Oh god. Why?! o.O
CaptainFluffatun wrote:I was too lazy to get out of bed and get tissues so I rubbed the semen into my tummy.
itroitnyah wrote:Because of all the weird fetishes.Ptepix wrote:Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:never browse tumblr for porn. Eventually, something will come along that will haunt your dreams forever.
Oh god. Why?! o.O
Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:I've been eating a lot of curry lately, and now my earwax smells like curry.
Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:I had a raging boner in class today. No surprise for a horny fucker like me. Anyway, I go to fix it up (as in tuck it under my belt) because it was a drama class, meaning that I'd probably have to stand at some point. And I for one, do not want my willy standing proud through my pants in front of the whole class.
Anywho. I go to do so, and I very narrowly avoid flicking my dick out in class.
Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:I had a raging boner in class today. No surprise for a horny fucker like me. Anyway, I go to fix it up (as in tuck it under my belt)
Placing my tongue on the GR meter to taste the gain reduction I some how improved my skills.
Pseudo wrote:Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:I had a raging boner in class today. No surprise for a horny fucker like me. Anyway, I go to fix it up (as in tuck it under my belt)
I always thought I was the only one doing that... Good to know. TMI, but good to know.
Nine Volt wrote:Maybe I am *dramatic music*
RavingKeroro wrote:i like eating grilled cheese.
with ketchup.
Freewave wrote:being too critical can make you too critical
Placing my tongue on the GR meter to taste the gain reduction I some how improved my skills.
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