The TMI Thread

[TheMalenEst]

I had a dream last night where somebody drew my OC r63 backside view with a dildo you-know-where. And posted the picture here, on this forum.

>r63

plz explain

Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character.

[PX-n]

Last night I was being assaulted by creepy black shapes in a dark room. Then I woke up, in the middle of the night, and I could of SWORN I saw a dark shape enter my room from the hallway, which always has its light on. I was also paralyzed. It was bucking weird.


...I think now it was my dog. That would make sense.

[MRPPony]

You came buckets when you were 9?

Yeah and needless to say it scared the hell outta me. "What is this white stuff? Am I dying?"
Oh Ayane...if I were a three dimensional character, you would be my waifu...

Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character.

"For every fictional character, there exists a counterpart of opposite gender."
Its mainly Male=>Female rather Female=>Male but that quote covers for both.

[Pseudo]

Oh well, that's why it's in the TMI.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I once spent 25 minutes spinning on a a chair in my office whilst farting loudly and shouting "I'm farting in my office AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME AHAHAHA!"

Of course it was a slow day and I was the only guy there at the time. Plus waiting for things to render is boring sometimes.

[SpyPie]

I had a dream that I had a crab claw for a hand and stabbed a little girl in the back, then opened the crab claw, tearing open her body ;_;

[Nine Volt]

I had a dream where I had a seven foot long dick. I had to wrap it around my leg and hide it from everybody.

[Acsii]

Last night I was being assaulted by creepy black shapes in a dark room. Then I woke up, in the middle of the night, and I could of SWORN I saw a dark shape enter my room from the hallway, which always has its light on. I was also paralyzed. It was bucking weird.


...I think now it was my dog. That would make sense.

My dear friend you just experienced sleep paralysis... That black figure was still part of your dream

[Captain Ironhelm]

Last night I was being assaulted by creepy black shapes in a dark room. Then I woke up, in the middle of the night, and I could of SWORN I saw a dark shape enter my room from the hallway, which always has its light on. I was also paralyzed. It was bucking weird.


...I think now it was my dog. That would make sense.

My dear friend you just experienced sleep paralysis... That black figure was still part of your dream

You bet. One time I woke up and there were gnomes digging holes in my bedroom floor.

[Acsii]

Last night I was being assaulted by creepy black shapes in a dark room. Then I woke up, in the middle of the night, and I could of SWORN I saw a dark shape enter my room from the hallway, which always has its light on. I was also paralyzed. It was bucking weird.


...I think now it was my dog. That would make sense.

My dear friend you just experienced sleep paralysis... That black figure was still part of your dream

You bet. One time I woke up and there were gnomes digging holes in my bedroom floor.

That is the best story I've heard of it in a long time

[Acsii]

I believe we need to bring the TMI thread back to TMI
....
So I guess this counts
....
I have a scar on my penis from when I tried to cut it off as a young kid
...
yup...
turns out I need it to have SRS

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I had a couple old dogs a few years back who had the ability to shit EVERYWHERE. You would walk out of your room to find puddles of shit everywhere. And it wasn't just in the corner. All over the room. So they clearly walked around as they did it. Probably thinking "ohp. I'm shitting uncontrollably. Better walk it off!"

And the amount was ridiculous...puddles all over the room for god's sake. Leaving me to think "where did you even get all of that from?!"

Which leads me to beleive that their asses were not asses. Rather fucking interdimentional shit portals.

[Nine Volt]

Is it bad if I wasn't at all surprised that someone wrote a love story between Goku and Anne Frank?

[SpyPie]

I believe we need to bring the TMI thread back to TMI
....
So I guess this counts
....
I have a scar on my penis from when I tried to cut it off as a young kid
...
yup...
turns out I need it to have SRS

Respect

[Beetie Swelle]

Last night I went up to my room to sleep and I found my dog laying there all cute in the bed.

I had to kick him out because I wanted to masturbate.

[SpyPie]

Last night I went up to my room to sleep and I found my dog laying there all cute in the bed.

I had to kick him out because I wanted to masturbate.

Masturbate with your dog

[bartekko]

Last night I went up to my room to sleep and I found my dog laying there all cute in the bed.

I had to kick him out because I wanted to masturbate.

Masturbate your dog

ftfy

[Nine Volt]

Last night I went up to my room to sleep and I found my dog laying there all cute in the bed.

I had to kick him out because I wanted to masturbate.

Masturbate with your dog

yolo

[itroitnyah]

Masturbate with your dog

Masturbate your dog

[SticktheFigure]

Is it bad if I wasn't at all surprised that someone wrote a love story between Goku and Anne Frank?

I mean like, once you hit the Snape x Teletubbies one, you aren't surprised by much.

[Pseudo]

So I have 2 cysts, of sorts, right between my legs. If you were to pull up my thighs, you could see 2 lumps, on either side of the inside of my thighs, at about the level of my testicles. Recently, I read some things on how to get rid of cysts and the like, as the pain was really annoying, and restricted me from any kind of speedy-walking (which I do a LOT) or running for a bus or whatever.

I did what I had to do (involved a hot knife, alcohol for the wound, a tissue and alcohol for me) and the weirdest things happened.

The one on the left I did first. After sanitizing everything, I slowly dug the knife into it. It popped. There was nothing in it. Really. I pushed up until I hit blood (and stopped then, of course), but there was nothing, just an empty space! What struck me is that it felt generally plushy, like a sponge, if you were to poke it. There was a little pus at the top, but there were generally no odd repercussions.

The one on the right was pretty damn scary. Again, I drove the knife into it. Success. A fluid dribbled out onto the tissue and was collected. As I went to push more of it up, some of it got on my hands. It was SKIN coloured fluid that had the consistency of condensed milk. And I don't mean that cheesy light pink-orange skin colour, I mean the EXACT SAME OLIVE-TAN AS ME. There must have been about 1/6 of a cup full and frankly, it felt awesome getting it all out. After gathering as much of the obscure fluid as possible, and forgive me for this, I conducted observations due to curiosity. I held it up to the light. It was thick as casserole in colour. It smelt of bare non-hormonal skin - like licking the back of your hand, except stronger. And then of course, curiosity got the better of me.

I dipped my finger in and tasted a little.

Honestly, it just tasted like that back-of-the-hand flavour I was talking about. But then what really scared the shit out of me is that the entire thing reminded me of FAKE TAN LOTION. Not only have I never gone NEAR that stuff, it just felt like the universal farming place for it - next to a man's goddamn ballsack!

There is a moral to this story: I am now LESS attracted to women with higher-than-basic makeup/cosmetics on. Could be a good thing...

[Maelstrom]

I went out to my car today, and some idiot had put a dead duck on the drivers seat...
It was super gross.
True story.

[Ptepix]

I went out to my car today, and some idiot had put a dead duck on the drivers seat...
It was super gross.
True story.

I love it when that happens.

[LFP]

I went out to my car today, and some idiot had put a dead duck on the drivers seat...
It was super gross.
True story.

I love it when that happens.

The standard put-dead-duck-in-drivers-seat prank, that's a classic :3

[Ptepix]

Oh yeah. Most definitely. It's on my top ten list. lulz