The TMI Thread

[Acsii]

So yea wearing clothes now ><

[SpyPie]

ACSII wants to have sex with my voice

[Acsii]

^U^

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I occasionally (as in pretty much all the time) fart as I'm going around a corner to another aisle in a shopping centre so no one can pin it on me :3

[Acsii]

XD oh Bigglesworth u so silly

[TheMalenEst]

one of my cats puked up it's food today. Then my other cat came and stared eating of it... :3

[Acsii]

that's normal...

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

XD oh Bigglesworth u so silly

N'aww shucks :3

[LFP]

one of my cats puked up it's food today. Then my other cat came and stared eating of it... :3

[TheMalenEst]

one of my cats puked up it's food today. Then my other cat came and stared eating of it... :3

Wut? XD

[Nine Volt]

I want to fuck my own voice.

:3

[Pseudo]

So yea wearing clothes now ><

You just killed the thread. ;3



Oh and guess what. I had a vivid (not lucid, so I couldn't control anything that happened) dream about Big Mac and the family. I was at a round table and everypony in that family was just silently eating apple fritters. And then at one point, everypony except Big Mac left and he and I silently cleared the table. I really tried to say something, but nothing came out.

This is really starting to get to me...

[Acsii]

Woah....

[Nine Volt]

I'm somewhat questioning my sexuality.

To elaborate, I'm absolutely sure I'm straight, but what I mean is that I'm really not interested in pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship with anybody. In fact, I'm quite content with being in the friend zone (where I am for quite a large number of girls). I just don't understand why, because I still find girls attractive, I just don't want a romantic/sexual relationship of any kind. Maybe it's due to my own insecurities and fairly low self-confidence. Maybe I just prefer stable friendship over volatile relationships.

And yes, I've gone through puberty, so it's not that.

[NightmareSnake]

Anyone aware of that Rule 34 Animaniacs comic made by 8Horns some time ago?

I just tracked it down and downloaded it again. :3

Also I just farted HOW IS EVERYONE?

[soup2504]

I'm somewhat questioning my sexuality.

To elaborate, I'm absolutely sure I'm straight, but what I mean is that I'm really not interested in pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship with anybody. In fact, I'm quite content with being in the friend zone (where I am for quite a large number of girls). I just don't understand why, because I still find girls attractive, I just don't want a romantic/sexual relationship of any kind. Maybe it's due to my own insecurities and fairly low self-confidence. Maybe I just prefer stable friendship over volatile relationships.

And yes, I've gone through puberty, so it's not that.

Sounds like you might be an aromantic asexual!

[Nine Volt]

Can't quote because ipod won't load the whole screen :/

But yeah, from what I'm reading on wikipedia that seems to be the case. I would have come to that conculsion myself but I was always under the impression that asexuality also involved an inherent aversion of sex and related things. I definitely do get turned on by things and I find girls sexually attractive, I've just never had the desire to act on any of those attractions, so I'm not sure that really makes me an asexual.

[Nine Volt]

Goddammit ipod, y u no work right and load button for editing posts >:(

Anyway, after further thinking about it, I'd probably classify myseld as an aromantic heterosexual, given that I do feel consistent sexual attraction for girls, although I feel no desire to (attempt to) act on it or desire for sexual relationships. If given the opportunity I would probably act on it, but considering I have no previous sexual interactions I can't really decide if I'd like it. I still am definitely not interested in romantic or sexual relatonships; I personally would much rather be friends than partners.

[Pseudo]

[Acsii]

So this morning I woke up to my dog humping me

[Nine Volt]

Well then.

That happened.

[Acsii]

it was very unpleasant ><

[itroitnyah]

I feel really normal right now. Like, seriously >_> You all live some pretty fucked up lives.

I yiff with a sock on my penis like a condom. It works out really well. You all should try it the next time you watch candy colored horses senselessly fucking your favorite porn fetish. But sometimes, when I'm feeling really horny at nights, I'll go to bed and wake up really early (like 3 in the morning), take my moms tablet, spend time teasing my dick with yiff on it, and then blow my load in the shower stall thingy (those showers that are just showers). I guess I have an obsession with seeing myself cum, lol. Also, depending on the time of the day, if I'm horny enough, I can bend far enough to suck my own dick. There have only been a few times where I've came in my own mouth though. Also, sometimes I finger myself in my anus. I used to do that frequently when I was about 10-11ish years old, but not as often anymore, if at all. Lol, I hope this isn't tmi for the tmi thread.

Ok, so I guess I'm not that normal...

[itroitnyah]

I also like it when my farts are really warm. And has anybody else noticed that your farts always smell really good, but somebody elses farts always are disgusting? I love to smell my own farts. They smell really good. When I was younger, I used to actually stick my hand down my pants right in front of the anus when I was about to fart just so that I could smell my farts better. The smell would like... stick to my hand for a bit.

[Nine Volt]

itroitnyah...

wat.

Also, like everyone faps with a sock on their dick. I think...