The Manly Album For Manly Men

[DjN30]

So you think you're a man?
Is it because you have huge mucles? Is it because you have women falling over you all the time? Is it your way of forming sentences with the utmost fomality and perfection? Is it because you can make a testosterone driven song about cute technicolered ponies?
You think you are a man? Do you even lift? Can you give Roidrage a run for his money? DO YOU HAVE A WEENIE? Can your pecks be used as an alternative to the shields on a tank? Does the sun fall perfectly on every crevice on your body, giving your luxuriant hair that flows with the wind the perfect resting place? Do you save the world on a daily basis? Do you watch My Little Pony? Do you make testosterone powered music?

WELL WE NEED YOUR CHEST HAIR!

We are gathering the manliest musicians in the pony fandom to create a testosterone filled album full of "F Yeah"s and classy tracks. Now we cannot do this alone.

Be you man, dude, stallion, or gladiator, you too can ride into victory on this free album of ball busting tracks.

Why free? WHY NOT!?! And if you really need a reason, it's because we are not a ton of cute little babies that need your money! WE'RE MEN!

Kindly spread to word so that all the great men and very strong women can know of this.

Well hopefully at least that last one is true.

Why? Because we are making an album. An album of songs by the most masculinity dudes out there. We need your song to make this mix of fury and pony the best possible thing ever.

This album will will be a free release for anyone who wants to listen the the coma inducing sounds of pure, unfiltered, awesome.

Be you man, dude, stallion, or gladiator, you too can ride into victory on this free album of ball busting tracks by following these guidelines:

Da Rules:

1: All genre's are welcomed. That said, be sure to make it powerful in some way.

2: You must submit before the deadline (March 8th)

3: Your track must be manly (or if you are not a man, blow our socks off)

4: You must follow the sumbmission directions.

5: Manly pony music is our main goal, but Non-pony tracks are welcome as well.

6: Don't use your track to sling excessive amounts of mud at other people. We're expected to be gentlemen, not politicians.

7: If it's not listed here, it's fair game.


Here's how to submit your devistatingly awesome tracks:

Step 1: Upload it to a file sharing website (Mediafire, Box.com, etc.)

Step 2: Send a link in an email to [email protected]

Submission Rule 1: It can't be something you've uploaded elsewhere (You can release the song after the album comes out)

Submission Rule 2: You can only send in two solo songs. Collabs will be handled seperatly.



Kindly spread to word so that all the great men and very strong women can know of this.



If you are interested, then contact us and we will add you to the guild of men.

Skype: Fearlessmetal (add me so I can add you to the chat)

[Furrgroup]

Certainly looks interesting... I'll see if I can't make something for this...
(Cus I totally wasn't involved in making this or anything...)

[LFP]

I'm a Viking, you cannot get anymore manly.

Just gotta ask; is this serious?
Also: every manly man knows that they needs some smoking girls around so you should liek... allow them to enter, to keep things fair and all :3

[Nine Volt]

Well this is interesting and I want to do it.

But I must warn you that the sheer concentration of so much testosterone-pumped music into one album could cause a ZK-class reality failure in addition to causing uncontrolled orgasms in the fairer sex.

[Furrgroup]

I'm a Viking, you cannot get anymore manly.

Just gotta ask; is this serious?
Also: every manly man knows that they needs some smoking girls around so you should liek... allow them to enter, to keep things fair and all :3

BUT OF COURSE! Who could forget about the women! I'm sure DJN30 will put more info on the women in future updates.

And I think this is serious enough to warrant a decent song :3

MEN

[luukg2]

I'll probably join

[NightmareSnake]

Fuck.

YES.

[ChromaticChaosPony]

Breakcore that causes ADHD is ok, right?

[Makkon]

I physically have no chest hair, this leaves me disqualified.


Sounds fun! Should be interesting to see this pan out. I won't be able to participate due to time constraints.

[CaptainFluffatun]

I physically have no chest hair, this leaves me disqualified.


Sounds fun! Should be interesting to see this pan out. I won't be able to participate due to time constraints.

But Makkon, you could probably punch a hole through my face with those arms

[House Paint]

Are you ready... for me to make the most manliest song of all time?!?!?!

because I'm not gonna do it.

It would kill us all if I did.

Take my chest hair instead.

[Nikki-Layne]

Whoa, yeah! Man time!

[Navron]

Sooo, this is basically an album of soon to be Gunther type songs?

[LFP]

Just hoping for DJn30 to respond with updates in this thread :\

[Stu Beef]

[the4thImpulse]

I have one question after reading the OP, who is this 'we' you've been talking about? There was no mention about who you, or your group, were, or anything of the sort.

Anyway I'm interested.

[Nine Volt]

I have one question after reading the OP, who is this 'we' you've been talking about? There was no mention about who you, or your group, were, or anything of the sort.

Anyway I'm interested.

I believe he was referring to the manly man men of MLR.

Also, I'd just like to point out a minor spelling mistake in your signature: You typed 'chat' instead of 'chart'.

Also also, I'd just like to say for the record that I can do a good impersonation of the Old Spice Guy and the Halo announcer (from 3, not the pansy new one).

[the4thImpulse]

I have one question after reading the OP, who is this 'we' you've been talking about? There was no mention about who you, or your group, were, or anything of the sort.

Anyway I'm interested.

I believe he was referring to the manly man men of MLR.

Also, I'd just like to point out a minor spelling mistake in your signature: You typed 'chat' instead of 'chart'.

Also also, I'd just like to say for the record that I can do a good impersonation of the Old Spice Guy and the Halo announcer (from 3, not the pansy new one).

Ah, that makes sense. If I have time I will see if I can come up with something for this.

(thanks for pointing out the spelling mistake)

[Furrgroup]

Just hoping for DJn30 to respond with updates in this thread :\

I'll yell at him to keep an eye out.

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

As far as I'm concerned, I'm not even done with puberty, let alone middle school.

...

[Nine Volt]

Come on, Shadow. I had chest hair by the time I got out of middle school.

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

Come on, Shadow. I had chest hair by the time I got out of middle school.

At least I... wait... something... you... insult...

[Ian_M.]

Lol im not manly. Im a little white boy who act's like a girl.

[Nine Volt]

Come on, Shadow. I had chest hair by the time I got out of middle school.

At least I... wait... something... you... insult...

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I think I want to invent a genre for this.