The TMI Thread

[Pseudo]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Also, shouldn't that Glaze <3 Mutagen makeout pic be uploaded here?

[SpyPie]

When it's done.

[Nine Volt]

Glaze <3 Mutagen

*Glaze x Mutagen

[SpyPie]

Glaze <3 Mutagen

*Glaze x Mutagen

It has begun.

[Nine Volt]

idgi

[SpyPie]

Inb4 derail.

[Nine Volt]

oh. Makkon never looks at this thread anyway, so we're safe from locking at least

[ChromaticChaosPony]

[short_rant]
I don't like mods. They either do absolutely nothing or are complete absolutists of the site.
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[Nine Volt]

The mods here or mods in general?

[SpyPie]

[short_rant]
I don't like mods. They either do absolutely nothing or are complete absolutists of the site.
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amen

[Nine Volt]

He's right, I'll be honest.

[Pseudo]

For all the threads involving Pone,
I summon, The Almighty MAKKON!

[SpyPie]

[Pseudo]

Oh what in the...

At least you're posting in the right spot.

[AJHunter]

I constantly worry that I'll get an obvious boner at work, and everyone will laugh at me behind my back.

Like, to the point where I barely look at my fairly attractive coworkers.

[Nine Volt]

That's not TMI enough. The posts here should make me want to claw my eyes out with a spork.

[Pewter Robot]

Oh, yeah, just rememberd my mom telling me this a while ago.

When I was young, I found one of her dildos and started chewing on it because I thought it was candy...

Now that I think about it... Just... wat.

Jesus Christ! What have you done to me?
You win.
You win forever.

[Pewter Robot]

Last night I had a dream that I was being fucked in the ass by some fat guy who sounded like Gilbert Gottfried.

[SpyPie]

Last night I had a dream that I was being fucked in the ass by some fat guy who sounded like Gilbert Gottfried.

HOT

[Pewter Robot]

I never used my hands to masturbate

Please, go more into detail. Did you do that thing where you fall into a trance and ejaculate without even touching your penis? It's sounds really cool but I've never had the patience to actually do it.

How the hell does that even work?

Look up prostate massage.

[Nine Volt]

Hot gottfried-on-robot action.

I just realized the dirty possibilities for shrunken people (ie Honey I shrunk the Kids or Applejack in that one episode where twi's horn looks like a dick)

[Pewter Robot]

Last night I had a dream that I was being fucked in the ass by some fat guy who sounded like Gilbert Gottfried.

HOT

Yeah. The really weird part is that I was enjoying it....

[SpyPie]

I banged Luna once in my Dreams

It felt like Yogurt Jelly.

[Nine Volt]

The best kind of jelly.

One time I had a dream about Octavia dominating Scratch.

Also, sometimes I find my left hand just resting on my balls while I'm working on music. Like, not even doing anything, just sitting there. It's weird, cuz I never remember putting it there.

[SpyPie]

Sometimes, when my butt has been sitting on a leather chair for too long, my anus starts to smell like Doritos