Confirm you are a musician captcha

[Lavender_Harmony]

A fun game I thought up in a voice chat earlier.

We all know how much of a pain in the ass captcha's are. You sign up to a new website, one like bandcamp that promises lots of features and want to try it out, but in the registration form up pops a section:

Captcha Code:
Confirm that you are actually a musician.

You may write a maximum of 100 words, you may upload a picture or an mp3 file of no longer than 30 seconds.

What do you do?

To turn this in the game, when you post yours, decide whether or not you'd approve it.

[Lanthus]

I begin to type the text, which is no more than a slightly more flowery version of what I learned in basic music theory, but then I notice the text isn't working.
annoyed I click the "visually Impaired" button.
you know? where you have to pick out the phrase in the middle of some sort of text to speak convention.
find the real music and type it in the text box below, it reads,
http://soundcloud.com/lanthusvernalis/audio-captcha

Buck it, I'm not a real musican!

[CDPP]

Yes, text to speech makes for a great build up voice.

http://soundcloud.com/cdppie/what

[5COPY]

I can play pianooooo, write melodies, chord progressions, apegi progressions, and write sheets and know how to use circle of the fifth and all that crap and blah blah blah

http://soundcloud.com/5copy/im-a-musician/s-wuNnX

[ThatRobChap]

I can imagine for something like this, you could have a short audio track and the sheet music underneath it, with one blank bar which you'd need to fill in after listening to the track, kind of like something from a music exam. I could do that.
If I had to upload some music... I'm not sure what I'd do, maybe a 30 second guitar improv?

[phantomignition]

There. That'll convince 'em that I know what I'm doing.

I actually don't know if I'd approve it or not. I mean even just having a DAW counts for something.

But being more serious I'd probably just make a thirty second clip or something.

[ChromaticChaosPony]

I would probably post my most recent WIP (since my WIPs are better than most of my finished songs).

Whether or not I would approve myself depends on what site. For something like Beatport, I would be fucked (yet somehow I got a Beatport account).

[Habanc]

Umm, how do I sequencer?

Seriously what is this I don't even know and oh god a piano is rolling and this mixer really isn't helping me stir my cake batter. Atleast I can have my fruity loops with milk for breakfast.

So no, I am not a musician I guess.

[Captain Ironhelm]

soundcloud link.
good enuf.

[WavesOfParadox]

In the beginning of "The Augurs of Spring Dances of the Young Girls" from Igor Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring, Stravinsky creates tremendous power through the string section with unison rhythm and accented down bows. Harmonically, this section utilizes polytonality by combining an E major seventh chord with an E fully diminished seventh chord.

Why did I just take the time to type that? Well, in an effort to make this useful to SOMEBODY, go to 3:29 in this video:

[senntenial]

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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/62916279/SAPEECDBORE.mp3
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[Mingus]

[image]

I music good

[AgonistAgent]

Musician (n): A person who composes, plays, or performs music. I have sequencer and I make loops with musical structure.

[Raddons]

Name this chord.

[Symphon]

I would just high pass some square punches on a piano roll with some arpeggio on the LFO with a route to a FX on a Send layer back to the Inserts twice and then daft a sine through a second election of limiting for a term of monkey king.

That'd make me accepted for sure.

[Jimmy]

Herp derp I do the musics.
http://jimmy.the-powerhouse.net/MIDI/St ... DDAKKA.MID