MLR Talk like Zecora Topic

[DJColeTPony]

Hello ponies. Today i missed Talk like Zecora Day.
So i had a idea. I go on MLR and post a Talk a Zecora topic for everypony missed the zecora day and practice for next year zecora day.

Dont forget to talk like zecora.

[Captain Ironhelm]

What is this thread I see?
Now I must go and pee.

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

I missed the day, there is no reason.
All I hope is that I'm free of treason.

[vladnuke]

This topic is filled with couplets
I am with Jim Henson's muppets

[Hammock]

I take piece to eat from a sweet, fresh orange
Only to trap my toe in a door-hinge

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I think this thread is very stupid
Aw man, the only thing that rhymes is cupid

[ChromaticChaosPony]

I hope that this thread sinks like a rock.
Um.... Something something GIANT COCK!

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I hope that this thread sinks like a rock.
Um.... Something something GIANT COCK!

Giant cock, oh no, not that
It goes "Something something giant hat"
(I was making a reference to sweetie bot
FiW is awesome, like it or not)

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

I hope that this thread sinks like a rock.
Um.... Something something GIANT COCK!

Really guys, we're already there
No middle, just a rock then a bear
Going that far, without pause, is a scare
Would you say that in front of your favorite mare,

[theNewWorldMan]

This thread has potential, but from what I can see,
the lack of posters simply frightens me.

And something of relevance...
I guess I just throw these up (I thought it was funny). I celebrated talk like Zecora day on a halo racing site with a bunch of non-bronies who had no idea what I was talking about. Chaos and rhyme battles ensued... And my username on the site is Em0, don't question it. It was part of my gamertag and stuck as a name on there.

[ThatRobChap]

I say, what's this? A thread with rhyming,
From two days ago, it's seems I'm rather late with the timing,
And I must admit that my lyrical skill is lacking,
So admire the mediocre rap this chap is packing.

[BeaM]

Here I am in bling so silver,
Wait right here while I eat a chilver.

[Hammock]

Zecora is obviously the best MC,
Her rhymes are phat just like a manatee.

Maybe she lives all alone in the Everfree,
She'll be stewin' and brewin',
All the Machinas extra bubb-ly.

[theNewWorldMan]

The links are fixed, they once were broke,
don't rename dropbox files folks

[Beetie Swelle]

I must say this thread looks nice,
and hope this rhyme shall suffice.

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

The links are fixed, they once were broke,
don't rename dropbox files folks

Stupid Dropbox, so confusing
But when people fail, it's so amusing

Why can't they just give the dang dl links
Seriously, sharing stuff really stinks

[DJColeTPony]

I making visuals everyday
Like we smoke weed everyday