MLR POEM ZONE

[Interrobang Pie]

I started writing some acrostics for some members. I worked my way down the member list, but I eventually gave up.

They all rhyme to annoy Grooves.

Movie-orchestral beats
Atop his crown,
Killing time by wearing a
Kinky dressing gown,
Octavia's ass avast?
Now he's made me frown.

Now to the next one,
Of course he's something
The throne he sits atop, under
Celestia's right wing.
Luna Republic
Easily the most famous,
Very nearly killed Bart - I guess he's
Especially dangerous.
Really dangerous.

Pony Swag tunes,
Pong-inspired,
Sampling the voice,
Will he ever get tired?
Ending now, the moderators three.
Also likes cream.
Roommate supreme.

Stupid Toastbeard themes,
Crazy melodies,
I feel no need to remedy.

My little pirates,
Undoubtedly good.
Must wonder how the
Beats rock the 'hood.
Lurks strictly on IRC,
Englishman - as it should be.

Calamity with dubstep,
A mysterious genre,
Kicks and snares and Vinyl
Everypony stalks her.

How fast must the RWII be?
Over 34?
Over 340?
Very surely it must be more.
Ears in to which you feed
Rape, to make them bleed.

Not enough metal
In today's hour?
Guitar solos everywhere,
Have the power,
Take a shower.

Really hard hardstyle,
Or whatever you call it,
Call it what you want, just
Keep on rocking this shit.
Inappropriate glands.
Netherlands.

Eurobeat everywhere,
Undeniably famous.
Ridiculous internet money scheme,
Or you're trying to shame us.

Crazy vocal style,
Awesome.
Threesome?

I'm writing my own poem
Now that is too bad,
Trying not to seem like
Egotastical young lad.
Really incredibly British, and
Really bad chiptunes
Overshadowed by Crash
Bah, it gives me a rash.
And here's the last three,
Now you will see
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Good god,
Really the best kind of dude.
Oh, here he comes with his stories
Of great magnitude,
Very cool cat - don't
Even trip,
Scootabuse on his lips.

Jack App
Always famed
Clops to Discord
Kid can't be blamed
Living on always with his sexy voice
Eventually made Bon-Bombing - all rejoice.

Feel free to add your own.

[JackleApp]

CLASS OUT THE ASS

[JackleApp]

I have a limerick about keo.

PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS
PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS
PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS
PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS

[Aussie]

I really fucking hate poems
Sorry to all I vex
Wait, I don't apologize
to all you pretentious faggots who'll never get sex

Just a bunch of random words
Strung together in an attempt to make sense
Yet always failing to do so
Sweet sweet incest.

[Andy Feelin]

I not can English speak
My poems are too weak

[X-Trav]

I should have deemed my cognizance in truth, for sight of this is consequence of proof.
This lack of knowledge is apparent; none of you all follow to a meter.
You all must learn of rhythm's aural flow, it's something always useful just to know,
when placed in poem's proper it will show, and make your writing much less meager.
so do us all a favor by just delving into research of this feature,
and you wont look like such a wiener.

[bartekko]

What have I been through, I am telling too
that whatever I 've been doing was not just a "F you"
I know I've been bad
and that I've been sad
and making these rhymes makes me feel upset

but whatever was,
now just a bit of floss
so welcome everypony a brand new me
and clap to the beat, so you will see
how I get back into the game, so,
yay that's what I say
I'm waiting for my bronies to come out and play

hey, hey
come out and play,
fluttershy makes you pay
for what you did today
rarity's dresses
made with time compressers
and twilight's mind
it's alright
Rainbow dash, the loyal reactor
she never betrays, and looks better than traktor
pinkie pie, pinkamena diane pie
If she doesn't throw a party she is going to die
and at last, applejack
what's with her, she's always in bucking tan trend


that took 20 mins or less

and have some apologies (wanted to make a song, but don't have time)


It takes a lot of time to make your song go right
But even more time goes to make your life just fine
Verse 1
They say nobody’s perfect, But am I right?
What would you say if you failed all time
Don’t think I’m oversayin’
Or that I’m word-playin
Just get into my place
And you’ll feel the pace
I’m trying to be nice
But I just can’t face
What am I doing wrong
At what point it’s just gone
At what point everything I ever done is just blown
My Slavic mind is slow and stressed
That‘s why everything in me is so depressed
And then you hate,
make my sadness untamed
Just because I wrote a thing or two
Accidentally hatin on you
Or something similar
I can’t keep it up
Just tell me what I did
And why it’s wrong, don’t kick
Because when I fall I can lose all faith
And Kill everypony, including my mates

Chorus:
Please tell me what do I do
Where I fail at life, so I get better, too
Tell me just everything about bronyhood
Where love and tolerance
Should be everyone’s stance
Or am I doomed?
Please don’t be cruel
Just tell me where I fail
So I can donate
Time of my life
Make myself right
Want to start an all new life
Where I never Bite
Verse 2:
Now, I don’t like to feel Pain
I want everything free, untamed
Creativity flows
Awaiting my response
But Right now I’m trollin
I keep the party goin’
These rhymes don’t make sense
I’m done, I don’t pretend
Just stop these games
Let me finish the race
Where have I stop-ped
Where have I drop-ped
Oh yeah, I remember, killing the ponies
When sadness of my brain was caused by bronies

Now I want to start better
Be new, and not just a stresser
Like Interrobang Pie
I guess that’s allright
To be a spammer, not make sense
God, why am I never blessed
With ability to leave parasprites alone
I’m so sorry like luna, the one
Chorus
Please tell me what do I do
Where I fail at life, so I get better, too
Tell me just everything about bronyhood
Where love and tolerance
Should be everyone’s stance
Or am I doomed?
Please don’t be cruel
Just tell me where I fail
So I can donate
Time of my life
Make myself right
Want to start an all new life
Where I never Bite



Verse 3:
Alright now I’m sad
I feel I passed
But will I be welcomed
Like a son of a dad
Who lost everything
Wasting money like it wasn’t everything he had

So let me tell you: I rap bad
But can I at least get back to good stuff?
I want to return to innocence
Like I was Reborn, trance
Techno, electro
All things electronic
I don’t want to sound monotonic
Like I was tiesto, doin the same
Over and over, and over again
Only changing’ words
A bit of melody,
And call yourself the one thronin’
So cheer up everyone it’s time for techno,
It starts in five seconds, is a simple electro
For the last words I’m just askin’
Am I discord
Or am I me, so
Comment below
Will you forgive
A prodigal son,
Yes, that’s me

I'm twice as creative when stressed
know any good explanation?

[Baschfire]

Yeah. I'm basically high right now. I haven't slept in almost a day. HERE WE GO

Rivers rushing wide,
Ponies bursting forth,
I plead the fourth.

This poem is cool,
I'd read it in a pool,
I have poem skillz,
Damnit i need my pillz.

THE END

[Interrobang Pie]

<snip>

lol

[Interrobang Pie]

Rainbow dash, the loyal reactor
she never betrays, and looks better than traktor

so it's a cooling tower shut up

[Icky]

viewtopic.php?f=21&t=502&start=13

Looks like I'm really not that popular

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Makkon
Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Makkon
even when taking your lumps

There's no man on MLR as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you
Even Interrobang Pie

No one's slick as Makkon
No one's quick as Makkon
No one's chest's as incredibly thick as Makkon's
For there's no man on MLR half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Jackle, Foozogz or Andy
And they'll tell you whose songs they prefer to have on

My what a guy, Makkon!

[Applejinx]

What have I been through, I am telling too
that whatever I 've been doing was not just a "F you"
I know I've been bad
and that I've been sad
and making these rhymes makes me feel upset

but whatever was,
now just a bit of floss
so welcome everypony a brand new me
and clap to the beat, so you will see
how I get back into the game, so,
yay that's what I say
I'm waiting for my bronies to come out and play

I knew I liked bartekko for a reason =D this was awesome and I don't give a crap who disagrees =)

[Cyril]

So maybe then,
A greater sin
Tar on the soul
Never to be cleansed

Smiles belie
The wounded heart
Seasons cycle simply but
Can we ever restart

... Cuz I felt like it.

[Makkon]

http://www.mylittleremix.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=502&start=13

Looks like I'm really not that popular

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Makkon
Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Makkon
even when taking your lumps

There's no man on MLR as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you
Even Interrobang Pie

No one's slick as Makkon
No one's quick as Makkon
No one's chest's as incredibly thick as Makkon's
For there's no man on MLR half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Jackle, Foozogz or Andy
And they'll tell you whose songs they prefer to have on

My what a guy, Makkon!

This made my day :]

[SuperGiantRobot]

Thanks. That was about as helpful as a snowsuit in the Sahara. If I'd posted it in the wrong place, all you had to do was say.

[Interrobang Pie]

words

[WoodenToaster]

What have I been through, I am telling too
that whatever I 've been doing was not just a "F you"
I know I've been bad
and that I've been sad
and making these rhymes makes me feel upset

but whatever was,
now just a bit of floss
so welcome everypony a brand new me
and clap to the beat, so you will see
how I get back into the game, so,
yay that's what I say
I'm waiting for my bronies to come out and play

hey, hey
come out and play,
fluttershy makes you pay
for what you did today
rarity's dresses
made with time compressers
and twilight's mind
it's alright
Rainbow dash, the loyal reactor
she never betrays, and looks better than traktor
pinkie pie, pinkamena diane pie
If she doesn't throw a party she is going to die
and at last, applejack
what's with her, she's always in bucking tan trend

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9605425/Bartekk ... %20Sam.mp3

[bartekko]

words

link

lol, that's all I can say

[DJShamrock]

What have I been through, I am telling too
that whatever I 've been doing was not just a "F you"
I know I've been bad
and that I've been sad
and making these rhymes makes me feel upset

but whatever was,
now just a bit of floss
so welcome everypony a brand new me
and clap to the beat, so you will see
how I get back into the game, so,
yay that's what I say
I'm waiting for my bronies to come out and play

hey, hey
come out and play,
fluttershy makes you pay
for what you did today
rarity's dresses
made with time compressers
and twilight's mind
it's alright
Rainbow dash, the loyal reactor
she never betrays, and looks better than traktor
pinkie pie, pinkamena diane pie
If she doesn't throw a party she is going to die
and at last, applejack
what's with her, she's always in bucking tan trend

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9605425/Bartekk ... %20Sam.mp3

*dies*

[Interrobang Pie]

okay

[Makkon]

What have I been through, I am telling too
that whatever I 've been doing was not just a "F you"
I know I've been bad
and that I've been sad
and making these rhymes makes me feel upset

but whatever was,
now just a bit of floss
so welcome everypony a brand new me
and clap to the beat, so you will see
how I get back into the game, so,
yay that's what I say
I'm waiting for my bronies to come out and play

hey, hey
come out and play,
fluttershy makes you pay
for what you did today
rarity's dresses
made with time compressers
and twilight's mind
it's alright
Rainbow dash, the loyal reactor
she never betrays, and looks better than traktor
pinkie pie, pinkamena diane pie
If she doesn't throw a party she is going to die
and at last, applejack
what's with her, she's always in bucking tan trend

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9605425/Bartekk ... %20Sam.mp3

I'M GASPING FOR BREATH, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS


AAAAAAAAGHAghagakjdgkjasdg that was pure awesome

[PokeBrony649]

i was bored the other night and so started writing. here's what i came up with:

The night is young, the night is fast,
Oh how i long for it to last.
For it is the time that Luna wakes,
And allows the world to glimpse her mystic grace.
The shining stars in the blue-black sky,
Look like twinkling diamonds to my tired eyes.
The moon is like a glittering pearl,
Shining pale and silver down upon my world.
When we lock ourselves in our dorms and rooms,
Luna weeps, for the world forgets her too soon.
But i wish to fly up there with her,
And see the wonders of her majestic splendor.
But i am stuck here on the ground,
Forever am i earthen-bound.
For as i lay myself upon my bed,
My mind and heart do not seek to rest.
For the night is young, the night is fast,
Forever do i wish for it to last.

anyway, this is the first poem that ive written. hope everypony likes it, if they do i might write some more.

[bartekko]

I'M GASPING FOR BREATH, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS


AAAAAAAAGHAghagakjdgkjasdg that was pure awesome

so long, makkon, we hope you're alive
this very sentence wasn't a lie

the epic reaction of wooden toaster
made all makkon's blood go a lot faster

now just get some rest
relieve all the stress
remember the childhood and SNES <--- this is not to become another meme

our whole community is kinda strange
consider the memes as a big flange <--- again, obligatory flanger reference

i will dedicate the rest of the poem
to someone we call not a clever poneh

we miss this man a whole lot
without him, this forum is like an empty pot

you may now however say "what"
but don't think that i will call you a goat

new NACP is called jackle app
and I must say- his basses are fat <- why whenever I mention jackle app I make absolutely nonsensical sentences?

for the new lunar republic: I'm signing this fate
he'll be in my heart, like a golden gate.

so wooden toaster, do NOT be lazy
microsoft sam this poem, before makkon goes crazy
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.
.
anyone know where can i hire a singer?

[Overkillius]

anyone know where can i hire a singer?

I charge 20 bits per hour.

[Interrobang Pie]

toaster / faster
"what" / goat

Here.