Rappers, lyricists, and trolls...

[CrashDistortion]

So, I'm working on a legit song called "Do You Even Lift?". The production of the song will be good, however I need a rapper or someone who can talk in rhythm and also write lyrics for this track.

Some things to think about:
>I would prefer that the song have the phrase "Do You Even Lift?" somewhere in there.
>The song does not have to make sense at all.
>Please don't use any major curse words.
>I expect for the lyrics to be as ridiculous as possible. I mean, make it intelligible, but just make it really bizarre.
>You don't even have to be good at rapping.

Anyone who wants to take me up on this offer, email me: [email protected] or PM me.