The TMI Thread

[soup2504]

your grandma seems like a bitch.
That's my opinion, of course.

Well, your opinion is a fact. I literally can't stand her... And due to some... "Issues", I have to live with her 5 days a week every week for school... She pisses me off beyond belief, she acts like she's 4 (She has WAY too much energy) and she just... Ugh.

But there's ONE good thing about her. She sleepwalks. A LOT. I have around 4 gb of video of her sleepwalking on my old phone (But stupid fucking shit won't transfer to the computer) and I got a few on my newer phone... Oh... And I like to upload videos of her sleepwalking every now and then, because I'm a very nice person... Actually... You can have some of those... Here...




Sleeping pills do some amazing stuff...

[Orschmann]

Sleeping pills do some amazing stuff...

[CaptainFluffatun]

Going on another QFC run.

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

Going on another QFC run.

[SpyPie]

I walked in on my Dad watching MLP >W> too bad he didn't notice me

[Magnitude Zero]

Damn, you all amateurs at the whole TMI thing.

Apparently some of you think manscaping is TMI? Pffft

Unless you're like me and use the same razor to shave your face the next day.
*btw, don't ever ask to borrow my razor.*

I used to use my brother's for that. Then he found out. He uh... he wasn't too happy.

In my defense, our razors look exactly the same and I thought it was mine.

[SpyPie]

I really do think somebody should Ponify Tiesto

[Fimbulin]

So my last night of work last night, the two other guys working took over the speakers to play their rock like usual, but instead started porn at 100% volume and ran out of the building. I quickly shut their iPod down, plugged in my iPod, and started All Levels At Once's album. Made them suffer through it - although I think one of them secretly enjoyed it!

[SpyPie]

All Levels at Once's Album <3

I listen to it in my Hollister jacket and my Round glasses on the way to starbucks on my Ipod nano v2

[Beetie Swelle]

Oh God, this entire thread.



Last year in my Geometry class I would touch myself out of sheer boredom. Seriously, I would've ended up falling asleep if I wasn't keeping myself occupied.

Oh, and my birthmark is a small dark spot under my left testicle.

[SpyPie]

Oh, and my birthmark is a small dark spot under my left testicle.

BROTHER!

[Beetie Swelle]

Oh, and my birthmark is a small dark spot under my left testicle.

BROTHER!

It's nice to know I wasn't the only person left out when other people would start showing where their birthmarks are.

[SpyPie]

Oh, and my birthmark is a small dark spot under my left testicle.

BROTHER!

It's nice to know I wasn't the only person left out when other people would start showing where their birthmarks are.

My areas under my testicles are for everyone to gaze at

[SpyPie]

I really want to try that Tentacle Grape stuff.

[VINXIS]

Slender the pedophile is after me???

[SpyPie]

I eat Rice Krispies by themselves

[VINXIS]

I pee while sitting on the toilet with one leg

[SpyPie]

I pee while sitting on the toilet with one leg

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

I pee while sitting on the toilet with one leg

[CaptainFluffatun]

Poop at home, they said.



IT WILL BE FINE, THEY SAID.

[MorteMcAdaver]

I'll be 29 in two months.

[Fimbulin]

I'll be 29 in two months.

so much TMI here guys!

[natsukashi]

After not fapping for 5 days I just had two wanks in a row and it was amazing

[SpyPie]

After not fapping for 5 days I just had two wanks in a row and it was amazing

Dat feel.

Me and my 20 Year old sister frequently Exchange 'Thats What She Said' jokes Via mailbox

-Its totally worth the money

[MorteMcAdaver]

I like plump women in shiny rubber outfits.