How do you want to die ? (Randumb)

by **SpyPie** » 02 Aug 2012 19:10

By chocolate

by **VINXIS** » 02 Aug 2012 19:53

Death by a spoon

by **VINXIS** » 02 Aug 2012 19:58

Eat bath salts, then eat your heart, you won't die for a while then

by **Trillionage** » 02 Aug 2012 20:35

Killed by surprise Guillotine. It's like surprise buttsecks only with less sodomy and more decapitation.

by **MorteMcAdaver** » 02 Aug 2012 23:41

Door-to-door executioner.

by **SpyPie** » 02 Aug 2012 23:44

^

Best Youtube Video idea is best.

YouTube · by **AdmiralYoshi** » 03 Aug 2012 00:01

I want to leave this world the way I entered it.

Weighing nine and a half pounds and peeing all over a doctor.

by **SpyPie** » 03 Aug 2012 00:03

^

MY SIDES

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I want to Die in a large concert, by committing suicide over a firework cannon.

by **VINXIS** » 03 Aug 2012 00:19

AdmiralYoshi wrote:I want to leave this world the way I entered it.

Weighing nine and a half pounds and peeing all over a doctor.

I lol'ed reading this :lol:

by **SpyPie** » 03 Aug 2012 01:25

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

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by **Ed Viper** » 04 Aug 2012 09:38

Here's how I'd commit suicide.

1. Get some razor wire.
2. Tie the razor wire into a noose and fashion it around your neck.
3. Get on a chair or some other higher platform that will "activate" the noose when you jump off.
4. Super glue hands to sides of head.
5. Jump off.
6. ????
7. Profit!

The point of this is that the razor wire will decapitate you when you jump off, and since your hands are super-glued to the sides of your head, it should look like you ripped your own head off.

by **EnnervateIndustries** » 05 Aug 2012 21:21

Something that makes for a clever epitaph and makes people say, "How the exploding f**k is that even possible?"

by **soup2504** » 05 Aug 2012 23:39

EmpUbermensch wrote:Here's how I'd commit suicide.

1. Get some razor wire.
2. Tie the razor wire into a noose and fashion it around your neck.
3. Get on a chair or some other higher platform that will "activate" the noose when you jump off.
4. Super glue hands to sides of head.
5. Jump off.
6. ????
7. Profit!

The point of this is that the razor wire will decapitate you when you jump off, and since your hands are super-glued to the sides of your head, it should look like you ripped your own head off.

Oh my fucking god...

by **vladnuke** » 06 Aug 2012 03:56

Have you ever seen the movie Big Fish?
Like that.

by **MorteMcAdaver** » 06 Aug 2012 05:43

vladnuke wrote:Have you ever seen the movie Big Fish?
Like that.

I can get behind that.

by **bartekko** » 19 Aug 2012 20:03

I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by **MYCUTIEMARKISAGUN** » 21 Aug 2012 01:29

Either that, or some epic kamikaze shit where I take a whole legion of evil motherfuckers with me.

Youtube · by **Beetie Swelle** » 24 Aug 2012 18:24

I want to die with a completely successful recreation of this scene.

by **XXDarkShadow79XX** » 24 Aug 2012 21:15

I'd kinda like to get hit with a nuke in the face, but that would be... Inconvenient.

by **Deathsongx3** » 25 Aug 2012 07:04

I want to get killed by rainbows

by **Captain Ironhelm** » 27 Aug 2012 09:23

I don't care so long as it's under 3 seconds.

by **Lyonize** » 27 Aug 2012 15:38

Spontaneous combustion... twice.

by **Matthew N.** » 30 Aug 2012 09:02

How do you want to die ?

I... I don't want to die.

by **FlyingNinjaBannanas** » 30 Aug 2012 11:08

Matthew_N wrote:
How do you want to die ?

I... I don't want to die.

But you have too. It is your destiny.

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