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by MorteMcAdaver » 16 Jul 2012 00:58
Michele Bachmann is in my spank bank.
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by bartekko » 18 Jul 2012 15:42
I always wake up on 11 am
but I always wake up mid-sleep (like 5 am) to watch some porn
[00:27:11] <@z0r8> you are voiced, now shut up
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by [voodoopony] » 18 Jul 2012 17:25
I ate two grilled fish tacos and pissed out my ass later on.
Totally worth it.
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by CDPP » 18 Jul 2012 18:02
[voodoopony] wrote:I ate two grilled fish tacos and pissed out my ass later on.
Totally worth it.
Is this why your avatar's Spitfire?
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by SpyPie » 18 Jul 2012 23:30
Taking Inspiration from Kyoga
I shaved my Balls today.
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by SwissArmyCheese » 18 Jul 2012 23:42
Mutagen wrote:I shaved my Balls today.
Like the actual balls? How da hell.

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by SpyPie » 18 Jul 2012 23:49
SwissArmyCheese wrote:Mutagen wrote:I shaved my Balls today.
Like the actual balls? How da hell.
No, no
Just the Hair
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by ph00tbag » 18 Jul 2012 23:57
Dude, I shave the hell off of my nether regions. From my belly button all the way to my butthole between the places my legs meet my torso, all there is is a landing strip.
Jacking off feels AMAZING. I highly recommend.
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by MorteMcAdaver » 19 Jul 2012 00:04
Mutagen wrote:SwissArmyCheese wrote:Mutagen wrote:I shaved my Balls today.
Like the actual balls? How da hell.
No, no
Just the Hair
It's breathtaking.

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by SpyPie » 19 Jul 2012 00:25
ph00tbag wrote:
Jacking off feels AMAZING. I highly recommend.
Are you implying I've never Masturbated?
Who hasn't?
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by ph00tbag » 19 Jul 2012 11:54
Mutagen wrote:ph00tbag wrote:
Jacking off feels AMAZING. I highly recommend.
Are you implying I've never Masturbated?
Who hasn't?
I'm implying you've never masturbated without pubes.
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by SpyPie » 19 Jul 2012 13:58
Ohhh.
Oh yes.
It's much more comfortable!
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by CaptainFluffatun » 21 Jul 2012 04:13
I poop at Burger King for fear of clogging my own toilet.
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by Captain Ironhelm » 21 Jul 2012 04:36
Last night I found out that I had been wearing my underwear inside out all day. Shouldn't feel silly, not like anybody could see it. Oh, and I decided to flip outside-in back to normal and wore them today. Saved me the trouble of opening my top drawer.
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by Nix_Spark » 21 Jul 2012 04:39
I like to look at myself naked in the mirror and think... 'I'm going to get thrown of Ikea soon'
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by Fimbulin » 21 Jul 2012 04:51
CaptainFluffatun wrote:I poop at Burger King for fear of clogging my own toilet.
Good tactic. You'd probably leave a present if you came to the Burger King I work at, just to get at me.
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by MorteMcAdaver » 21 Jul 2012 06:11
Captain Ironhelm wrote:Last night I found out that I had been wearing my underwear inside out all day. Shouldn't feel silly, not like anybody could see it. Oh, and I decided to flip outside-in back to normal and wore them today. Saved me the trouble of opening my top drawer.
I go commando.

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by SpyPie » 21 Jul 2012 15:07
MorteMcAdaver wrote:Captain Ironhelm wrote:Last night I found out that I had been wearing my underwear inside out all day. Shouldn't feel silly, not like anybody could see it. Oh, and I decided to flip outside-in back to normal and wore them today. Saved me the trouble of opening my top drawer.
I go commando.

Oh Morte, You so epic
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by MorteMcAdaver » 21 Jul 2012 18:40
Mutagen wrote:MorteMcAdaver wrote:Captain Ironhelm wrote:Last night I found out that I had been wearing my underwear inside out all day. Shouldn't feel silly, not like anybody could see it. Oh, and I decided to flip outside-in back to normal and wore them today. Saved me the trouble of opening my top drawer.
I go commando.

Oh Morte, You so epic

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by Fimbulin » 21 Jul 2012 22:37
What in the world Fluttershy?!?
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by SpyPie » 23 Jul 2012 04:10
I drank 24 liters of water in a day and half.
Holy Shieut!
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by soup2504 » 23 Jul 2012 12:49
MorteMcAdaver wrote:
I'm screaming ;_;
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by CaptainFluffatun » 23 Jul 2012 19:14
MorteMcAdaver wrote:
Bookmarked.
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by VINXIS » 24 Jul 2012 17:06
TMI: I go to sleep as BP APM my lullaby
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by SpyPie » 24 Jul 2012 17:13
>I want to --- inside Rainbow Dash
>It Begins
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