Chatroom is Magic

[MixMastaCopyCat]

[11:33:30 PM] Flufftavia: and thus copycat sat upon his porceline throne
[11:33:35 PM] Flufftavia: and prepared for the poop of a lifetime

[Evdog]

[12:38:19 AM] *** Missed group call. ***
[12:38:59 AM] StormWolf: good call 10/10
[12:39:08 AM] stevenmagnet: What just happened?
[12:39:21 AM] stevenmagnet: I was like 'hello'
[12:40:59 AM] StormWolf: idk
[12:41:04 AM] StormWolf: everything dieded
[12:41:08 AM] stevenmagnet: what again?
[12:45:30 AM] deedeedee1231: [12:41 AM] StormWolf:

<<< everything diededwell said
[12:50:28 AM] Evdog: And only the Australians survived
[12:50:42 AM] Overkillius: well
[12:50:46 AM] Overkillius: the ones that didn't go outside
[12:50:53 AM] stevenmagnet: Yay Storm lived
[12:54:25 AM] Evdog: Y'know in all of the film "The Day After Tomorrow", Australia only gets hit by a single storm. That's it...
[12:54:45 AM] Overkillius: [12:54 AM] Evdog:

<<< stormwolf
[12:54:55 AM] stevenmagnet: Josh!
[12:55:33 AM] Evdog: Josh Loh was created as a result of Global Warming
[12:55:43 AM] Evdog: It's canon.

[Whitetail]

CopyCat (Joe H.) barks and makes machine gun noises

[6:25:19 PM] Goopone: Skrillex, destroyer of worlds.

[Evdog]

[9:23:23 AM] officialblaze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iK7T1id6iU Yey for random Love Is In Bloom remix =P
[9:26:07 AM] Flaedr: so much sidechaining
[9:26:18 AM] Evdog: Why are a bunch of herbal tea mixes linked to the video? XD
[9:26:42 AM] Flaedr: lol
[9:26:47 AM] Flaedr: Good question
[9:26:47 AM] officialblaze: You bet your ass.
[9:26:54 AM] officialblaze: I don't know.....
[9:27:00 AM] officialblaze: Maybe because I'm british.
[9:27:05 AM] officialblaze: YOUTUBE KNOWS THINGS
[9:27:08 AM] officialblaze: SCARY THINGS......
[9:27:08 AM] toxic-mario: you bet your ass....sounds risky
[9:27:22 AM] toxic-mario: sitting will be hard if you lose
[9:28:05 AM] officialblaze: haha
[9:28:06 AM] Sellyme (Sebastian): [9:26 AM] Evdog:

<<< Why are a bunch of herbal tea mixes linked to the video? XDThey all have "Blaze" in the tags
[9:28:06 AM] officialblaze: xD
[9:28:27 AM] officialblaze: tags = short version of tea bags
[9:28:34 AM] Evdog: lol
[9:28:39 AM] officialblaze: Conspiracy, you can't say there isn't one.

[Flaedr]

[4:57:02 AM] Flaedr: Ok, so, you won't want Twilight, so I get her
[4:57:08 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I get Pinkie
[4:57:09 AM] Flaedr: You can have R63 Flim and Flam
[4:57:14 AM] Flaedr: And Pinkie
[4:57:17 AM] Flaedr: I'll get Spitfire
[4:57:24 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I get Cheerilee
[4:57:34 AM] Flaedr: I call Rarity
[4:57:37 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I get Vinyl Scratch
[4:57:43 AM] Flaedr: Rainbow Dash
[4:57:47 AM] Flaedr: OH GOD
[4:57:48 AM] Psychedelic Brony: Daring Do
[4:57:51 AM] Flaedr: WE ARE SUCH BAD PEOPLE
[4:57:55 AM] Psychedelic Brony: wait
[4:57:56 AM] Psychedelic Brony: holy shit
[4:57:58 AM] Psychedelic Brony: you're right
[4:57:59 AM] Flaedr: Think of it
[4:58:04 AM] Flaedr: It's like
[4:58:07 AM] Flaedr: We're going to own them
[4:58:12 AM] Psychedelic Brony: T_T
[4:58:14 AM] Flaedr: WHEN WE SHOULD JUST ALL HAVE A GIANT ORGY
[4:58:20 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I KNOW
[4:58:25 AM] Psychedelic Brony: THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
[4:58:32 AM] Psychedelic Brony: but I was too afraid to speak up

[PsychedelicBrony]

Beta Carotene and Psychedelic Brony discuss the finer parts of the Dusk of Aetas video game project.

[6/15/12 4:44:54 PM] Psychedelic Brony: hey Beta
[6/15/12 4:44:59 PM] Psychedelic Brony: wanna know a funny joke?
[6/15/12 4:46:32 PM] Beta Carotene: Wuzzup
[6/15/12 4:46:40 PM] Psychedelic Brony: poop
[6/15/12 4:46:57 PM] Beta Carotene: Oh
[6/15/12 4:46:59 PM] Beta Carotene: My god
[6/15/12 4:47:05 PM] Beta Carotene: BRILLIANT
[6/15/12 4:47:18 PM] Beta Carotene: Oh man
[6/15/12 4:47:22 PM] Beta Carotene: Im having like
[6/15/12 4:47:37 PM] Beta Carotene: A space oddesy moment here
[6/15/12 4:47:59 PM] Psychedelic Brony: OOH OOH, CAN I BE HAL?
[6/15/12 4:48:11 PM] Beta Carotene: Perfect candidate
[6/15/12 4:48:22 PM] Psychedelic Brony: because as we all know
[6/15/12 4:48:28 PM] Psychedelic Brony: I plan to murder this whole team
[6/15/12 4:48:36 PM] Psychedelic Brony: I mean
[6/15/12 4:48:37 PM] Psychedelic Brony: what
[6/15/12 4:48:48 PM] starts up the deadly neurotoxin
[6/15/12 4:49:02 PM] Psychedelic Brony: wait, that's a different homocidal robot...
[6/15/12 4:49:28 PM] Beta Carotene: Im sorry Cave, i cant do that

We're never going to finish this game T_T

[Evdog]

[3:31:19 AM] kk4cxa: wob
[3:31:21 AM] kk4cxa: wub
[3:31:23 AM] kk4cxa: idk
[3:31:26 AM] Psychedelic Brony: wib
[3:31:31 AM] l0p0100: aeiou
[3:31:34 AM] kk4cxa: wip
[3:31:35 AM] kk4cxa: toast
[3:31:35 AM] l0p0100: wab
[3:31:37 AM] l0p0100: wbb
[3:31:38 AM] l0p0100: wcb
[3:31:39 AM] l0p0100: wdb
[3:31:41 AM] Psychedelic Brony: question mark
[3:31:42 AM] l0p0100: web
[3:31:44 AM] l0p0100: wfb
[3:31:47 AM] l0p0100: wgb
[3:31:50 AM] l0p0100: whb
[3:31:50 AM] kk4cxa: ?
[3:31:50 AM] Psychedelic Brony: exclaimation point
[3:31:50 AM] l0p0100: wib
[3:31:51 AM] l0p0100: wjb
[3:31:53 AM] l0p0100: wkb
[3:31:54 AM] Psychedelic Brony: question mark
[3:31:55 AM] l0p0100: wlb
[3:31:57 AM] l0p0100: wmb
[3:31:58 AM] l0p0100: wnb
[3:31:58 AM] kk4cxa: wtf
[3:32:00 AM] l0p0100: wob
[3:32:01 AM] l0p0100: wpb
[3:32:03 AM] l0p0100: wqb
[3:32:04 AM] l0p0100: wrb
[3:32:06 AM] singularity-140: 99999999999999999999999999
[3:32:07 AM] Psychedelic Brony: brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[3:32:10 AM] singularity-140: aeiou
[3:32:10 AM] l0p0100: wsb
[3:32:11 AM] l0p0100: wtb
[3:32:12 AM] l0p0100: wub
[3:32:13 AM] l0p0100: wvb
[3:32:15 AM] l0p0100: wwb
[3:32:18 AM] l0p0100: wxb
[3:32:19 AM] l0p0100: wyb
[3:32:19 AM] l0p0100: wzb
[3:32:20 AM] singularity-140: snake?
[3:32:21 AM] kk4cxa: that seriously would be the worst drop ever
[3:32:24 AM] Psychedelic Brony: these nubes don't understand out complicated language
[3:32:29 AM] singularity-140: SNAKE
[3:32:31 AM] l0p0100: dubstep alphabet
[3:32:38 AM] Psychedelic Brony: yes
[3:32:40 AM] singularity-140: SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:32:41 AM] Psychedelic Brony: yes very good
[3:32:51 AM] Psychedelic Brony: now someone learn how to make all those sounds in a synth

[AdamTh3Walker]

(23:43:18)<pony_646095>Bagpipe brony is probably the best though
(23:43:22)<pony_646095>Actually
(23:43:28)<pony_646095>Living tombstone is the best
(23:43:36)<OWowOwl>Actually, they're quite different genres.
(23:43:41)<OWowOwl>So like
(23:43:44)<OWowOwl>d.notive is best
(23:43:49)<OWowOwl>but we don't worry about that
(23:43:59)<OWowOwl>Because I work in acapella and kazoo

[Where OWowOwl is actually Marshmelon]

[ZeroPony]

HELLOO !!

[Evdog]

HELLOO !!

viewtopic.php?f=21&t=2

[NeonJalapeno]

*We were listening to a song Flaedr made (this one), when at 6:26, it starts playing house chords*

[12:49:56 AM] Ralm Rizard: OH GOD
[12:49:57 AM] Ralm Rizard: WHY
[12:49:58 AM] Ralm Rizard: OH GOD
[12:49:59 AM] Ralm Rizard: NO
[12:50:00 AM] Major Key Flaedr: FUCKING HOUSE MELODY
[12:50:01 AM] Ralm Rizard: GOD
[12:50:01 AM] Ralm Rizard: NO
[12:50:04 AM] Major Key Flaedr: HAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:50:04 AM] Psychedelic Brony: NOOO
[12:50:05 AM] Psychedelic Brony: NO
[12:50:06 AM] Ralm Rizard: NO
[12:50:07 AM] Ralm Rizard: NO
[12:50:08 AM] Ralm Rizard: DO SOMTHING NEW
[12:50:10 AM] Neon Jalapeño: YES
[12:50:10 AM] Ralm Rizard: GOD
[12:50:14 AM] Neon Jalapeño: TOTES YES

*Later...*

[12:51:15 AM] Neon Jalapeño: So our reaction was basically
Ralm: http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/la ... y-no-l.png
Psycho: http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/la ... g-me-l.png
Me: http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/la ... -bad-l.png

[PsychedelicBrony]

Upon talking about relationships...

[7/2/12 12:57:48 AM] Beta Carotene: But yeah i really am happy for you man
[7/2/12 12:58:25 AM] Beta Carotene: And i dont mean that bitter at all
[7/2/12 12:59:10 AM] Psychedelic Brony: thanks
[7/2/12 12:59:19 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I want you to be happy too though
[7/2/12 1:00:16 AM] Beta Carotene: Well to be honest, hearing you talk about yours kinda reminds me of the way mine was
[7/2/12 1:01:09 AM] Psychedelic Brony: foreshadowing of doom
[7/2/12 1:01:15 AM] Psychedelic Brony: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[7/2/12 1:01:22 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I'M GONNA END UP 23 YEARS OLD
[7/2/12 1:01:23 AM] Beta Carotene: Hahahaha
[7/2/12 1:01:33 AM] Psychedelic Brony: wait that's going to happen anyways
[7/2/12 1:01:41 AM] Beta Carotene: Why do you keep saying im 23?
[7/2/12 1:01:43 AM] Psychedelic Brony: wait I forget are you 22
[7/2/12 1:01:45 AM] Psychedelic Brony: yeah
[7/2/12 1:01:48 AM] Psychedelic Brony: sorry
[7/2/12 1:01:54 AM] Psychedelic Brony: YOU SEEM LIKE A 23
[7/2/12 1:02:10 AM] Psychedelic Brony: ALSO I KNOW WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE TO KEEP TRACK OFF ALL THEIR TRAITS
[7/2/12 1:02:22 AM] Psychedelic Brony: I HAVE LIKE 50 PEOPLE I TALK TO REGULARLY
[7/2/12 1:02:29 AM] Beta Carotene: Oh yeah i guess when you get into your senior years like me all the numbers just become a blur
[7/2/12 1:03:04 AM] Psychedelic Brony: there's no separation by school grade
[7/2/12 1:03:11 AM] Psychedelic Brony: so you don't have as much of an indicator
[7/2/12 1:03:22 AM] Psychedelic Brony: other than what you percieve
[7/2/12 1:03:39 AM] Psychedelic Brony: and that's when you really start to notice the maturity difference in people
[7/2/12 1:03:59 AM] Beta Carotene: Psych im not gonna lie
[7/2/12 1:04:18 AM] Beta Carotene: Those are the first "wise" words ive heard from you
[7/2/12 1:04:31 AM] Psychedelic Brony: OH FUCK YOU BETA

Again, how exactly is Dusk of Aetas supposed to get finished again?

[TheDnBGremlin]

[7/4/12 12:30:45 AM] Neu KatalYst: OH, that reminds me - a dude in a brony facebook group i'm in had HEARD of balloon party, but he said he didn't have it yet. and i asked "why?" and he said "because i haven't seen it around walmart yet."

This wasn't a part of the chatroom but I feel obliged to post it.

[PsychedelicBrony]

[7/4/12 9:42:30 AM] CommandSpry: [15:40:22] Likonan (Catharsis): Likonan (Catharsis) whistles "Command Spry has a nice badonkadonk"

<<< fuk u
[7/4/12 9:42:30 AM] CommandSpry:
[7/4/12 9:42:39 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): I love you too
[7/4/12 9:42:44 AM] Psychedelic Brony: FAK U ALL
[7/4/12 9:42:53 AM] Psychedelic Brony: JUST KIDDING I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN
[7/4/12 9:42:59 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): I break wind in thy general direction
[7/4/12 9:43:01 AM] Thomas Bascue: no you don't
[7/4/12 9:43:07 AM] Thomas Bascue: trust me
[7/4/12 9:43:10 AM] Psychedelic Brony: *cue running in the 90s*
[7/4/12 9:43:16 AM] Gremlin: Lolholygrail
[7/4/12 9:43:18 AM] Thomas Bascue: good yes good yes good yes
[7/4/12 9:43:44 AM] TerrypΩny: Spry this sample is clicky D:
[7/4/12 9:44:05 AM] Gremlin: Declick it :U
[7/4/12 9:44:55 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): LunaXThomas' adopted son Michael OTP
[7/4/12 9:44:59 AM] CommandSpry: [15:42:30] Psychedelic Brony: FAK U ALL
JUST KIDDING I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

<<< WOW STOLEN REPORT PLS
[7/4/12 9:45:24 AM] Thomas Bascue: wait what
[7/4/12 9:45:24 AM] Thomas Bascue: no
[7/4/12 9:45:25 AM] Thomas Bascue: no otp
[7/4/12 9:45:28 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): YES OTP
[7/4/12 9:45:40 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): Michael is Luna's true wuver
[7/4/12 9:45:44 AM] Thomas Bascue: NO OHMYGOD I HAD PLANS FOR MY SON
[7/4/12 9:45:44 AM] Thomas Bascue: GOSH
[7/4/12 9:46:17 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): [16:45:48] Thomas Bascue: I HAD PLANS FOR MY SON

<<< Of course you did, you wanted to sell him to us.
[7/4/12 9:46:27 AM] CommandSpry: LinkonanXthomas
[7/4/12 9:46:27 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): Well, I gave him to my princess
[7/4/12 9:46:28 AM] Thomas Bascue: wait fuck how did you know
[7/4/12 9:46:33 AM] Thomas Bascue: no spry gosh
[7/4/12 9:46:34 AM] CommandSpry: enjoy your pairing
[7/4/12 9:46:39 AM] Thomas Bascue: you pick the worst ships
[7/4/12 9:46:41 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): [16:42:57] Psychedelic Brony: JUST KIDDING I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

<<< A clue?
[7/4/12 9:46:47 AM] Gremlin: That's sexy
[7/4/12 9:46:53 AM] CommandSpry: no, dat is best ship
[7/4/12 9:46:57 AM] Thomas Bascue: Psychedelic Brony X CommandSpry
[7/4/12 9:46:58 AM] CommandSpry: both of you are capitalists
[7/4/12 9:47:01 AM] Thomas Bascue: it's ALREADY OTP
[7/4/12 9:47:02 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): I am a socialist!
[7/4/12 9:47:05 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): I'm French!
[7/4/12 9:47:08 AM] CommandSpry: Dude, I can't cheat on MHM
[7/4/12 9:47:09 AM] CommandSpry: :<
[7/4/12 9:47:11 AM] Psychedelic Brony: On 7/4/12, at 9:46 AM, Thomas Bascue wrote:
> Psychedelic Brony X CommandSpry
this is true
[7/4/12 9:47:15 AM] Thomas Bascue: SPRY TOO BAD
[7/4/12 9:47:20 AM] Gremlin: ...
[7/4/12 9:47:21 AM] CommandSpry: no psych
[7/4/12 9:47:27 AM] Thomas Bascue: see Psych agrees you both have a love for cowbell
[7/4/12 9:47:28 AM] Thomas Bascue: trolling
[7/4/12 9:47:30 AM] Gremlin: Shit got real
[7/4/12 9:47:33 AM] Thomas Bascue: and just plain asshattery
[7/4/12 9:47:45 AM] Thomas Bascue: k I'm making a fanfic about this
[7/4/12 9:47:52 AM] Psychedelic Brony: sprai we ar simlar in mani sibjex
[7/4/12 9:48:11 AM] Thomas Bascue: It'll be gud fanfic, written in Soviet English for you, Spry
[7/4/12 9:48:13 AM] CommandSpry: me sori pesekelik preany butt im marid to mhm
[7/4/12 9:48:18 AM] Psychedelic Brony: nao lets hav sex on un anvil
[7/4/12 9:48:27 AM] Gremlin: Yesh
[7/4/12 9:48:31 AM] Likonan (Catharsis): I'm the C to the Omman D, S-P-R-Y ya! And ain't no other country like Velike Srbija. I'm COMSPRYLICIOUS!
[7/4/12 9:48:32 AM] Psychedelic Brony: frends wid benfits?
[7/4/12 9:48:32 AM] CommandSpry: no psekelik i muss resisst teh teamptetion
[7/4/12 9:48:48 AM] Gremlin: sykodalek plz
[7/4/12 9:48:57 AM] Psychedelic Brony: fak u cemmendsprai

(Spry and I are desperately love he just doesn't want to admit it lolololololol)

[CommandSpry]

fuk u psakalik bronay xD

[TheDnBGremlin]

[1:25:26 AM] Gremlin: now let me go to bed
[1:25:50 AM] Tremil: anyone watching the Fighting is magic stream
[1:26:07 AM] Psychedelic Brony: FIEN
[1:26:21 AM] Psychedelic Brony: Psychedelic Brony opens the door again only to find his face has been replaced by Tomb's
[1:26:36 AM] Psychedelic Brony: Psychedelic Brony slams the door on Gremlin's face
[1:26:37 AM] Psychedelic Brony: NOOOOOOOOO

[Evdog]

There's an easter egg on Skype chat that changes your writing pencil into a cat.

[9:25:56 PM] Likonan (Catharsis): Stormwolf has a cat!
[9:26:00 PM] Likonan (Catharsis): OHOHOHOHOHOHO
[9:26:02 PM] Mush: Storm... why are you a cat?
[9:26:17 PM] Matthew Mosier: colt. i meant of my songs
[9:26:21 PM] CyberpunkColt: oh
[9:26:22 PM] CyberpunkColt: whup
[9:26:27 PM] Resonant Waves: cyberpunkcolt is a cat
[9:26:30 PM] Resonant Waves: too
[9:26:30 PM] Resonant Waves: O_O
[9:26:31 PM] CyberpunkColt: but still it's worst song of all time
[9:26:39 PM] CyberpunkColt: MEOW BITCHES
[9:26:47 PM] Mush: Colt is a cat now
[9:26:49 PM] StormWolf: I will not share me secrets of being a cat
[9:26:54 PM] StormWolf: do not tell them the ancient secret
[9:26:58 PM] CyberpunkColt: ONLY ASIANS CAN BE CATS HURHURHUR
[9:27:04 PM] MetalBrony: What if we're all cats?
[9:27:24 PM] CyberpunkColt: Then YAC is gonna come in here and we're all screwed
[9:27:48 PM | Edited 9:28:04 PM] Likonan (Catharsis): Had I a cat just now?
[9:28:34 PM] Matthew Mosier: is i a cat?
[9:28:54 PM] Evdog: [9:27 PM] CyberpunkColt:

<<< Then YAC is gonna come in here and we're all screwedMind = blown
[9:29:18 PM] Mush: If he comes
[9:29:21 PM] Mush: Run
[9:29:21 PM] Resonant Waves: Dx
[9:29:23 PM] Mush: He will yell at you
[9:29:51 PM] Matthew Mosier: finally!! meghan posted the submissions list
[9:30:39 PM] CyberpunkColt: HE KNOWS
[9:31:56 PM] Resonant Waves: O___________O
[9:32:09 PM] Resonant Waves: evdog is a cat now
[9:32:22 PM] Resonant Waves: XP
[9:32:54 PM] Matthew Mosier: crap i have to compete with lulz and tomb. fantastic
[9:32:57 PM] Mush: what is this
[9:33:04 PM] Mush: gfjh
[9:33:08 PM] CyberpunkCat: Stormwolf, change your name to stormcat

...so I mentioned it to YAC...

[9:48:30 PM] Porcupine (Expy): Hahahaha
[9:49:04 PM] warmessiah: Oh god wow. xD
[9:52:42 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): OH GOD
[9:52:55 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): Cats
[9:53:17 PM] Matthew Mosier: so many cats
[9:53:41 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): Stormcat
[9:53:50 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): Cush
[9:56:29 PM] Mush: I saw myself... with a cat
[9:56:32 PM] Mush: dafuq
[10:05:20 PM] Matthew Mosier: chat died
[10:06:39 PM] emuzsnes: hello~
[10:06:51 PM] Mush: cats
[10:07:01 PM] emuzsnes: [9:47 PM] Matthew Mosier:

<<< http://i.imgur.com/IMSho.png i am officially deadgotta have one at the crotch too
[10:07:15 PM] CyberpunkColt: hugs?
[10:12:29 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: ALRIGHT
[10:12:34 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: WHO'S A FUCKING CAT
[10:13:05 PM] MetalBrony: Everyone's a cat
[10:13:05 PM] CyberpunkColt: crap
[10:13:05 PM] CyberpunkColt: guys
[10:13:09 PM] CyberpunkColt: he's actually here
[10:13:22 PM] Matthew Mosier: here we go
[10:13:47 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
[10:13:50 PM] warmessiah: OI
[10:13:51 PM] MetalBrony: ...is he gonna yell at us now?
[10:13:55 PM] warmessiah: whats wrong with cats huh
[10:14:14 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): Kyle WTF
[10:14:31 PM] warmessiah: [10:14 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3:

<<< I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.Kinky
[10:14:43 PM] warmessiah: Cats, are you still rapping for me? :3
[10:14:44 PM] warmessiah: (Also I want to draw cats too)
[10:14:46 PM] warmessiah: (How do)
[10:15:02 PM] Matthew Mosier: ummm...
[10:15:17 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): Oh and BTW
[10:15:37 PM] Firenze Storm (Ben): You spelt Guerilla wrong
[10:15:38 PM] MetalBrony: ...what?
[10:16:18 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: THAT WAS
[10:16:20 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: INTENTIONAL
[10:16:20 PM] Yelling At Cats Loves Alana <3: RGKERTMHGLMRT

[NeonJalapeno]

In Skype, a bunch of us were abusing the emo smiley. I took it to the next level.

[SpyPie]

The Soft Spectrum Chat in a Nutshell

[NightmareSnake]

[12:24:25 AM] realtremil: what would you think of a site...that just reviews brony music or brony musicians?
[12:25:00 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: it couldnt hurt
[12:25:17 AM | Edited 12:26:13 AM] qjesse: Isn't there already a site for that?
[12:26:33 AM] Overkillius: Equestrian Rhythm?
[12:26:37 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): There's like 5
[12:27:18 AM] Overkillius: ofcourse, that was more like: "I'm going to sort of review some brony musicians, but all I really want to do is say that Makkon is the best."
[12:28:21 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: somebody just said what if there was a brony( i shutter when i say this) dating site
[12:28:37 AM] realtremil: oh god....
[12:28:49 AM] realtremil: why not just use a regular dating site.... and say your a brony O.o
[12:29:00 AM] realtremil: bleh dating sites
[12:29:13 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: exactly i got the idea of this on rdn
[12:29:31 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: im sorry from
[12:30:53 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): I saw that idea on Ponychan
[12:31:02 AM | Edited 12:31:10 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): Dating sites in general are... uhhhh...
[12:31:04 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): Stupid?
[12:31:23 AM] Flaedr: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[12:31:23 AM] They Call Me Sauce: [12:28 AM] Tremil:

<<< why not just use a regular dating site.... and say your a brony O.odid that. didn'tn help.
[12:31:31 AM] Navy Brony: Why not use regular dating?
[12:31:41 AM] Flaedr: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[12:32:00 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): Just walk around your local mall until you see a girl wearing a pony shirt, then ask her about her plot.
[12:32:00 AM] realtremil: Dont want to pay for my date
[12:32:01 AM] Flaedr: I like carats apparently
[12:32:11 AM] realtremil: wait that came out weird....nvm
[12:32:28 AM] Navy Brony: Oh good, now we can think of pony pickup lines!
[12:32:31 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: [12:31 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Why not use regular dating?help bronys connect
[12:32:52 AM] realtremil: well... you got EQD
[12:32:59 AM] realtremil: lol XD
[12:33:14 AM | Edited 12:34:11 AM] Overkillius: [12:32 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Oh good, now we can think of pony pickup lines!"Hey baby, I watch you for the plot."
[12:33:24 AM] Navy Brony: "Was that clopping I heard, or did you just walk in?"
[12:33:45 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): "Baby, I wanna see your cutie mark"
[12:33:45 AM] Overkillius: Overkillius puts a gun up to his head.
[12:33:47 AM] Overkillius: Overkillius overkills himself
[12:34:09 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: im smiling like an idiot reading these
[12:34:33 AM] Navy Brony: Are you shopping for a matress, or is your special talent in bed?
[12:34:47 AM] They Call Me Sauce: how many squees would it take to get your pants off?
[12:34:52 AM] realtremil: "How about me and you make the night last forever"
[12:35:00 AM] Navy Brony: Nice hooves, wanna fuck?
[12:35:13 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: now let me really show you why freindship is magic
[12:35:23 AM] Flaedr: [12:35 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Nice hooves, wanna fuck?This one is very nice and subtle, 10/10
[12:35:28 AM | Edited 12:35:30 AM] Overkillius: ^
[12:35:32 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): "Don't have a cutie mark yet? How would you like it to be me?"
[12:35:40 AM] realtremil: "How about i be like celestia, and raise your sun- wait what...."
[12:35:50 AM] Overkillius: man half of these suck
[12:36:10 AM | Edited 12:36:24 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): "You should be banished to the moon, because looking that fine should be a crime"
[12:36:15 AM] They Call Me Sauce: i'm not good at women.
[12:36:35 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): [12:35 AM] Overkillius:

<<< man half of these suckDuh, they're pickup lines
[12:36:37 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): They always suck
[12:36:39 AM] Overkillius: we should just make a thread on /mlp/

that will give me a reason to go on 4-chan.
[12:37:10 AM] Overkillius: [12:36 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake):

<<< Duh, they're pickup lines
They always suckthat isn't the point, some of them are supposed to be funny, some of them just suck and aren't funny at all.
[12:37:24 AM | Edited 12:37:43 AM] Flaedr: Hey, has anypony been following you, because I've been seeing ponies behind your back
[12:37:40 AM] Soultensionbenjamin: boooooooooooooooo
[12:37:46 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): [12:37 AM] Overkillius:

<<< that isn't the point, some of them are supposed to be funny, some of them just suck and aren't funny at all.Hard to come up with any that don't involve "plot" or "cutie mark"
[12:37:53 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): We only have so much to work with here
[12:37:55 AM] realtremil: "Are you Zecora, Cause you sure do seem like an evil enchantress, Puttin me in trances"
[12:38:02 AM] Navy Brony: Is the anemometer broken, or was that you blowing me away?
[12:38:14 AM] Overkillius: [12:37 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake):

<<< Hard to come up with any that don't involve "plot" or "cutie mark"[12:34 AM] Tremil:

<<< "How about me and you make the night last forever"[12:34 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Are you shopping for a matress, or is your special talent in bed?
[12:38:24 AM] VocApple (Mason Belcher): Girl, you're the Mane attraction
[12:38:26 AM] Overkillius: oh wait
[12:38:31 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): [12:38 AM] Overkillius:

<<< special talentFile that under cutie mark
[12:38:32 AM] VocApple (Mason Belcher): :F
[12:38:35 AM] Overkillius: I guess that second one does involve cutie marks
[12:38:40 AM] They Call Me Sauce: I go at 1000 wingpower
[12:38:43 AM] Overkillius: still
[12:39:14 AM] Flaedr: Hey, have you heard of that new movie "Other Ponies"? Because that's what I want to see
[12:39:19 AM] Overkillius: xD
[12:39:31 AM] Alex Marten: [12:38 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Is the anemometer broken, or was that you blowing me away?WE HAVE A WINNER
[12:39:37 AM] Flaedr: GAIZ AMIDOINITRITE
[12:40:07 AM] Navy Brony: [12:39 AM] Alex Marten:

<<< [12:38 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Is the anemometer broken, or was that you blowing me away?— Navy Brony, Today 12:38 AMWE HAVE A WINNERAlso useful for picking up meteorologists.
[12:40:35 AM] Overkillius: [12:39 AM] Flaedr:

<<< GAIZ AMIDOINITRITEYES KEEP DOING IT, I LOVE DRY HUMOR LIKE THIS.
[12:40:37 AM] They Call Me Sauce: [12:38 AM] Flaedr:

<<< Hey, have you heard of that new movie "Other Ponies"? Because that's what I want to seeawww breaking up lines
[12:40:46 AM] Flaedr: Hey, have you gained some weight, because you've been crushing me in this relationship
[12:41:21 AM] Flaedr: fack
[12:41:26 AM] Tremil: "Hey girl....you're....GONNA LOVE MEEEE"
[12:41:27 AM] Flaedr: Let's see if I can remember some more
[12:41:33 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): "It's not you, it's me. And her. And also her."
[12:42:16 AM] Overkillius: [12:41 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake):

<<< "It's not you, it's me. And her. And also her."xD
[12:42:34 AM] They Call Me Sauce: You're cuter than a parasprite.... you're not going to eat all my food are you?
[12:43:10 AM] Flaedr: Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
[12:43:25 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): What do we do for rejection lines?
[12:43:29 AM] Tremil: "Im sorry. Im more into "unicorns""
[12:43:36 AM] Ember Dash (Garrett): Does anyone know where I can get a instrumental to Crystal Fair song??
[12:43:56 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): "Your name must be Rainbow because the sight of you makes me wanna dash"
[12:44:01 AM] Flaedr: Is it hot in here? Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
[12:44:06 AM] Navy Brony: Are you Celestia's other sister? because you definitely raised something.
[12:44:32 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): [12:43 AM] Tremil:

<<< "Im sorry. Im more into "unicorns""It's only gay if the horns touch
[12:44:40 AM] VocApple (Mason Belcher): [12:44 AM] Navy Brony:

<<< Are you Celestia's other sister? because you definitely raised something.DING DING
[12:44:41 AM] Tremil: "Sorry, i don't go for changelings"
[12:44:46 AM] VocApple (Mason Belcher): winner by default
[12:45:37 AM] Navy Brony: I must be a unicorn, because you make me very horny.
[12:45:55 AM] Flaedr: Hey, are you doing pushups with your knees down? Because I'm not sure this is working out.
[12:46:56 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): My name must be Derpy because I want to eat your muffin
[12:47:01 AM] They Call Me Sauce: Go fuck yourself. Love, Sauce
[12:47:04 AM] Flaedr: Hey, are your feet tired? Because you've been stomping on my dreams for a while now.
[12:47:34 AM] They Call Me Sauce: [12:46 AM] They Call Me Sauce:

<<< Go fuck yourself. Love, Saucego *buck* yourself
[12:47:43 AM] Flaedr: Aaaaand that's the last of them
[12:47:47 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): Combination pickup/breakup line chat now
[12:47:48 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake): XD
[12:47:52 AM] Flaedr: [12:43 AM] Ember Dash (Garrett):

<<< Does anyone know where I can get a instrumental to Crystal Fair song??You can't
[12:47:52 AM] Navy Brony: [12:46 AM] Scott G (NightmareSnake):

<<< My name must be Derpy because I want to eat your muffinYES
[12:49:10 AM] They Call Me Sauce: I wanna go beyond your garden
[12:49:51 AM] Tremil: "You're the tree to my applejack. Im just doing my job"

[Andanté]

Little story that the MLR peeps requested... :3


[18:06:03] Andanté: One day commandspry and andantey were walking down the road from serbia
[18:06:05] CommandSpry: hahahahahah
[18:06:06] CommandSpry:
[18:06:12] Andanté: and they were like ''hey each other lets get some sweet ass''
[18:06:16] Andanté: and command was like ''no''
[18:06:21] Andanté: ''only if its a stallion''
[18:06:29] Andanté: so they went to cyril lyrics house down the road in
[18:06:41] Andanté: new york
[18:06:42] CommandSpry: Serbia isn't in Ekvestrya u silly fillley
[18:06:56] Andanté: and they werrnt to cyrils house and caught him clopping in a mirror
[18:07:04] Andanté: and andante said ''hey were being gay together wanna sex?''
[18:07:12] Andanté: and cyril was like ''no because you look not like me''
[18:07:17] Lebull: hay*
[18:07:18] Andanté: and spry said ''oh so i dont like like a faggot?''
[18:07:25] Andanté: and cyril said ''no thats mean''
[18:07:34] Andanté: and andantey said ''yeah spry were being gay today dont diss''
[18:07:45] Andanté: so they went out of cyrils house and bumped into mouby
[18:08:00] Andanté: and moubys a pretty cool kid whos up for anything so command and andante and mouby had a threesome on the spot
[18:08:10] Andanté: and by then lots of people were crowding around them taking pictures
[18:08:14 | Edited 18:08:54] Mouby: wtf man
[18:08:16] Andanté: and mouby was like ''oh no i have blown my cover''
[18:08:21] Andanté: and commandspry was like ''wut''
[18:08:25] Mouby: im too #hipster for this
[18:08:27] Andanté: so mouby said ''well i am secret spy''
[18:08:29] Andanté: ''for russian army''
[18:08:40] Andanté: and andante and spry killed mouby because russia was a threat to their mutherLANDZ
[18:08:47] Andanté: so they went down the road of
[18:08:47 | Edited 18:08:49] Cyril Lyric (Connor): I lost it at russian army
[18:08:51] Andanté: new yorktown
[18:08:55] Andanté: and met firenz
[18:09:00] Andanté: and firenze was being all italian
[18:09:01] Andanté: and arty
[18:09:03] Andanté: and making pizz
[18:09:03] Andanté: a
[18:09:07] Andanté: and whatever the fuck italians do
[18:09:10] Mouby: funny thing is, I live in new york :V
[18:09:12] Andanté: and andante was like ''ewww no not an italian''
[18:09:19] Andanté: and commandspry said ''but andantay youre italian''
[18:09:19] MC Intosh: lol stereotypes
[18:09:25] Andanté: and andante punched command in the face
[18:09:27] Andanté: with his hoof
[18:09:32] Andanté: ''i am ur romanian brother''
[18:09:38] Andanté: ''dont be a little whiny bitch''
[18:09:43] Andanté: and spry was like ''what like scootaloo?''
[18:09:43] Mouby: >gta4
[18:09:48] Andanté: and andante said ''we dont talk about that''
[18:09:54] Andanté: so they beat up firenze
[18:09:58] Andanté: and stole his mafia money
[18:10:00] Andanté: and ran off
[18:10:09] Andanté: but mcintosh being a good stallion was on the chase
[18:10:17] Andanté: and andante said ''no what do we do''
[18:10:22] Andanté: ''the cops are after us''
[18:10:30] Andanté: and spry hid the crack cocaine ''look its all ur fault''
[18:10:33] Andanté: and andante said no
[18:10:40] Andanté: and andante told spry to secude mcintosh
[18:10:43] Andanté: so spry and mcintosh sexed
[18:10:46] Andanté: and mcintosh said
[18:10:47] Firenze Storm (Ben): GUYS
[18:10:49] Andanté: ''im not a cop anyways''
[18:10:51] Firenze Storm (Ben): IM NOT ITALINA
[18:10:54] Andanté: ''why were you running away''
[18:10:59] Firenze Storm (Ben): IM BRITISH
[18:11:00] Thomas Bascue (Dj Bronydust): okay
[18:11:00] Thomas Bascue (Dj Bronydust): guys
[18:11:01] Andanté: and spry cried because he felt cheated into sex
[18:11:01] Firenze Storm (Ben): FUCK
[18:11:03] Firenze Storm (Ben): *ITALIAN
[18:11:06] Firenze Storm (Ben): GET IT RIGHT
[18:11:11] Thomas Bascue (Dj Bronydust): THE FUCK
[18:11:13] Thomas Bascue (Dj Bronydust): seriously
[18:11:13] Thomas Bascue (Dj Bronydust): WHAT
[18:11:16] Andanté: and spry spiralled down into depression so he couldnt lead the glorious serbian revolution anymore
[18:11:18] Andanté: and then
[18:11:24] Andanté: andante took over serbia for spry
[18:11:26] Andanté: and led serbia
[18:11:27] Andanté: the end
[18:11:27] Andanté: :3

[colortwelve]

[7:26:21 PM] Vladnuke: Yeah, it's not dubstep, which is helpful for me, because I seem to as of late only make dubstep
[7:26:30 PM] colortwelve: That's all you ever make XD
[7:26:45 PM] Vladnuke: And dub flavored other genres
[7:26:46 PM] colortwelve: Oh no, wait.
[7:26:50 PM] colortwelve: It was stepcore XD
[7:26:51 PM] Vladnuke: speedstep
[7:27:06 PM] Vladnuke: core-pop
[7:27:13 PM] Vladnuke: popcorn
[7:27:18 PM] colortwelve: XD
[7:27:24 PM] colortwelve: Popcorn is now best genre.

[vladnuke]

[7:31:43 PM] colortwelve: YOU KNOW THAT THIS GIANT BRONY MAN ORGY IS YOUR DESTINY

[colortwelve]

[10:07:44 PM] *** Dante (ViRiDiA) has changed the conversation topic to "the adventures of Colonel Titties and the Nipple Squad" ***
[10:07:50 PM] colortwelve: FUCK YEAH

[colortwelve]

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[7:54:18 PM] colortwelve: Wow, did you seriously type that out.
[7:54:21 PM] colortwelve: XD
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[7:54:44 PM] colortwelve: ...
[7:54:47 PM] colortwelve: Seems legit.