FACES

[Aussie]

Best rack – Pinkie Cake
Best facial hair - DJ Shamrock takes the lead, PHPony at his heels followed closely by Dr_Dissonance
Most antiquated hat – Makkon
Most Australian looking – Pinkie Guy by a landslide, if anyone else even wanted to be a competitor, they’d need to prove their commitment by shaving their heads too.

Best photoshopped OFWGKTA tribute - CatMilly

[SeanNH94]

Me like a year ago, just chillin'.

Me when I went full on hippie. Also had a sunburn after spending all day at the beach. I usually don't go outside >_<

[PinkieGuy]

Most Australian looking – Pinkie Guy by a landslide, if anyone else even wanted to be a competitor, they’d need to prove their commitment by shaving their heads too.

Are you suggesting that all australian's are skinheads?

[catmilly]

Are you suggesting that all australians are skinheads?

Olololol. No offense, but yeah. Even the Australians with hair. I mean, Australia is the only place aside from Africa where white people still commonly use the word "coloureds" to describe non-Aryan persons.

At least, all of the Australians I've known previously have harboured ill will (or at the very minimum, distrust) towards non-'Europeans', be they FOBs, Muslims or blacks. You look pretty cuddly with your poofy hairs but I know there are racial hatreds boiling in your heart.

Best photoshopped OFWGKTA tribute - CatMilly

As much as I'd like to just accept this award, I think voodoopony had a pretty strong entry as well.

[Hardbeat Acolyte]

Olololol. No offense, but yeah. Even the Australians with hair. I mean, Australia is the only place aside from Africa where white people still commonly use the word "coloureds" to describe non-Aryan persons.

I rarely hear the word 'coloured', but it's true that there are a few people who could learn a little more racial sensitivity

At least, all of the Australians I've known previously have harboured ill will (or at the very minimum, distrust) towards non-'Europeans', be they FOBs, Muslims or blacks.

You can add me to the list of those who don't I respect everyone regardless of race or religion.
I'd say the large majority of us are alright, the radicals and xenophobes just draw a lot of attention to themselves sometimes - with many different cultures within a community the majority get along, but there's the small core who whinge about having to share the country with foreigners (of course everyone's a foreigner unless they're indigenous, but don't bother explaining that to them). Maybe you've had a bit of bad luck with the types of Aussie you've met


Anyways, a couple of photos of my shifty-looking self from late last year:

[Pinkie Cake]

Olololol. No offense, but yeah. Even the Australians with hair. I mean, Australia is the only place aside from Africa where white people still commonly use the word "coloureds" to describe non-Aryan persons.

Well since Lithuania is not very known outside of Baltic states or Europe I can tell that Lithuania is one of the most rasics, homophobic, sexist countries I know And I have to love and tolerate the shit out of every hater there But it's not that bad once you get used to it

[PinkieGuy]

Australia is the only place aside from Africa where white people still commonly use the word "coloureds" to describe non-Aryan persons.

I have honestly never heard that phrase used outside of To Kill A Mockingbird. That being said, the colloquialisms that others use are no more educated.

At least, all of the Australians I've known previously have harboured ill will (or at the very minimum, distrust) towards non-'Europeans', be they FOBs, Muslims or blacks.

What's an FOB?

You look pretty cuddly with your poofy hairs...

Why thank you

... but I know there are racial hatreds boiling in your heart.

Again, I'd have to disagree here. My two best friends growing up where an Indigenous Australian and an Iranian. I've been blessed to have grown up in a really multicultural area, so I don't really harbour any racial sentiments, because people are just people.

If I did, I'd probably be racist AGAINST Anglosaxon "Australian Hyper-Patriots", who spawned such phrases as "we're full, fuck off".... those people I cannot tolerate.

[catmilly]

Ok ok, fine you Australians. If you guys aren't instinctively racist it only raises more questions about the Australians I do know IRL. (Although Hardbeat Acolyte is probably hiding something.) Maybe I've been writing off legitimately unacceptable behavior as a cultural difference for too long.

What's an FOB?

FOB - A derogatory adjective for Asians who are "Fresh Off the Boat." I actually thought this was an exclusively Australian slang term because I only heard Australians say it, but turns out it's international.

Also, Pinkie Cake I salute your bravery. Many a time have I heard a Lithuanian talk about how shitty Lithuania is. Hang in there buddy!

[Circuitfry]

This is for you, NotClev~, sorry for the namecalling, earlier.

[NotACleverPony]

Good lord, Circuit. <3

My body was not ready.

You can't do this to me, now I have to go get a clean pair of panties.

[JackleApp]

This is for you, NotClev~, sorry for the namecalling, earlier.

Oh...

Okay.

[Pustulioooooo]

-Image has been censored for being too hot for the internetz-

This is for you, NotClev~, sorry for the namecalling, earlier.

Oh god Circuitfry! First you burn your beautiful plot into my brain and now this! You're gonna kill those with weaker bodies!

[Makkon]

Are we having a sexy chest contest?

[Interrobang Pie]

<sexy>

This is for you, NotClev~, sorry for the namecalling, earlier.

Oooh god...

I

uh

I

well

that was...

g <33333

(Also, I can't tell what's sexier, the chest or the epic cropping skills)

[Makkon]

It looks like we're having a sexychest contest. I want to participate.

[Aussie]

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU JUST LOOK AVERAGE AND NOT SECRETLY BE ROCKING 12 PACKS

JESUS CHRIST FUCKSHIT









(circuit's still winning)

[NotACleverPony]

Is it my birthday? It has to be my birthday.

There's no other explanation.

...

That or I died, cause someone is filling my MLR with waaay too much win lately.

[Interrobang Pie]

Guauauauauauau you guys.

I have no muscle mass at all.

Like, at all.

(Well except for maybe my dexterous arm~ (and no, I don't power write))

[Pustulioooooo]

... I don't know how I feel about this... But it's telling me to work on getting a better figure.

(WHY AM I SUCH A STICK!?!)

[bartekko]

cirtuitfry looks amazingly like a far friend of mine.
Is your surname accidentally "eagle" or some translation?

[Circuitfry]

cirtuitfry looks amazingly like a far friend of mine.
Is your surname accidentally "eagle" or some translation?

The name "circuitfry" is merely inspired by self-deprecating computer engineering jokes that I've made about myself.

[Supersaw Hoover]

Here, have three of me at 3:45 AM. My hair is only marginally messier than normal.







...yeah

[Baschfire]

Here, have three of me at 3:45 AM. My hair is only marginally messier than normal.

...yeah

OMG. YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO AN ALBANY MEETUP.

Also we have similar hair

[Supersaw Hoover]

Here, have three of me at 3:45 AM. My hair is only marginally messier than normal.

...yeah

OMG. YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO AN ALBANY MEETUP.

Also we have similar hair

Oh, you're going to the Crossgates meetup? Awesome, I'll see you there!

[Baschfire]

ROUND .. FUCK NUMBERS