The TMI Thread

[natsukashi]

I just had a cyst on my ass cut open and drained for the fifth time and it's bleeding and making me nauseous and moody. Now i know how having a period feels like. It sucks ass (no pun intended).

Hey I know how that feels as well! And like all of my previous TMI's. It's related to my formerly pierced dick!
The period that is!

Also, cysts seem to suck.

[SpyPie]

This thread is foul. Like the smell of underwear you just found that you forgot about

[Trillionage]

I just had a cyst on my ass cut open and drained for the fifth time and it's bleeding and making me nauseous and moody. Now i know how having a period feels like. It sucks ass (no pun intended).

Hey I know how that feels as well! And like all of my previous TMI's. It's related to my formerly pierced dick!
The period that is!

Also, cysts seem to suck.

It's related to my formerly pierced dick!

It's related to my formerly pierced dick!

God Christ, just reading it sounds painful.

[soup2504]

Oh, yeah, just rememberd my mom telling me this a while ago.

When I was young, I found one of her dildos and started chewing on it because I thought it was candy...

Now that I think about it... Just... wat.

[BassRabbit]

I'M NOT WEARING ANY SOCKS.

[Navron]

Oh, yeah, just rememberd my mom telling me this a while ago.

When I was young, I found one of her dildos and started chewing on it because I thought it was candy...

Now that I think about it... Just... wat.

You win.

[LFP]

I think I've seen many strange things by this fandom, like a Gilda x Bloomberg (the fuckin' tree man..), rainbow dash x watermelon, cotton candy rapes pinkie pie fic, or a pinkie pie aj shipping fic... they where in boxes on a ship to Africa (shipping)..

But today I found a random thread with strange things in it on MLR today.
My mind will never be the same.

[SpyPie]

Oh, yeah, just rememberd my mom telling me this a while ago.

When I was young, I found one of her dildos and started chewing on it because I thought it was candy...

Now that I think about it... Just... wat.

You win.

I don't think I can compete with that. You win

[Raddons]

I enjoy reading this.

[Fimbulin]

I was trying not to poop myself so hard in dinner rush tonight at work. Oho boy, and I was front counter. Trying not to grimace while greeting the happy customers. Walking around like a stick bug. There were people that could've covered for me, but they were on break, and there were not enough people on shift as it was, so I couldn't just leave without causing a loss in sales and possibly my job...

Glad tonight is over finally! Relief.

[Captain Ironhelm]

On a similar note, I tend to drink WAAAAY too much water for no reason while I'm at work (sometimes I get hot and it helps cool me and keeps me hydrated), so I have to frequent the restrooms quite often. I usually B-line for it when it's not busy and no-one is paying much attention. And a lot of times I don't need to when I'm on break, usually about 10 minutes after my break is over. What's bad is when it's busy and I have to wait 2 or 3 hours, all the time I'm drinking more water.

What can really aggravate the condition is if I'm drinking caffeinated beverages. Caffeine can really make things worse.

Once I get around to watering the Porcelain Pony, it can take somewhere from 30 to 45 seconds if I have had to hold it for a while.

[Raddons]

That reminds me of a time I pissed for like 3 minutes straight.

I was like 8

[CDPP]

I think Twist is best pony.

[3Earl]

That reminds me of a time I pissed for like 3 minutes straight.

I was like 8

that's a sure sign of something, but I'm not sure what

[Fimbulin]

New toilet seat... feels funny.

[SpyPie]

I'M NOT WEARING ANY SOCKS.

Then you aren't sexy!

Socks are Sexy, you should wear them

[SpyPie]

^ Epic.

I bought Banana underpants, the other day. They have Bananas on them. They are Elastic, too, nothing speaks 'Sex Appeal' like Stretchy boxer briefs with bananas on them. Oh yes, and I love them lots.

[SpyPie]

This thread, or your Testicles?

[SpyPie]

put a bag of warm water on them.

[K3WRO]

who needs pants when you have boxers!

[LFP]

who needs pants when you have boxers!

?????

[senntenial]

^^^^^^^

[Triple_B]

Resting my non-mouse using hand on my genitals helps me think while making music, and generally has improved the quality of my artistic creations.

Yup.

Oh yeah and [Yeah fuck that this got censored <3]

Shh. No telling.

[Mush]

Every now and again when I am browsing teh interwebz, I find myself with my right hand in my pants... not doing anything. Just there, chillin'.

[CDPP]

Every now and again when I am browsing teh interwebz, I find myself with my right hand in my pants... not doing anything. Just there, chillin'.

That's sounds like a pretty lax righty. We should like totally hang sometime.