The TMI Thread

[colortwelve]

Except it's my dad that's loud.

I know that feel exactly, and it's one of many reasons I'm glad I no longer live with him... (When my then-future stepmom first came to visit in Iowa, he woke me up at 2 in the morning, the very first night she was over.)

Unrelated, I'm listening to 'Fasten Your Seatbelt' by Pendulum right now, and I have to make a conscious effort not to be reminded of Tiarawhy's Chrysalis flash game

[SpyPie]

The other day when I was clopping to Big Mac X Applejack pics, I wasn't paying attention and came on the computer monitor. I had to clean it up before my family noticed. It was kinda scary. I couldn't help but laugh when my dad started downloading a program on it later that day...

You are freakin' amazing

[Raddons]

If we are going down that route... I counting down the days until the BfEqD Alpha 1.4

[Ed Viper]

The other day when I was clopping to Big Mac X Applejack pics, I wasn't paying attention and came on the computer monitor. I had to clean it up before my family noticed. It was kinda scary. I couldn't help but laugh when my dad started downloading a program on it later that day...

Oh my God dude, I'm still laughing.

WHEN I SAY WIN, YOU SAY CEST

WIN-

oh wait. I remember how that thread went. Let's not go there.

Also, I had KFC for dinner tonight, promptly after which I ravaged my toilet.

Good times.

[Raddons]

Maybe not...

If you are tempted to figure out on your own, I am sure a Google search for "Banned From Equestria (Daily)" should yield the results you seek.

[Raddons]

Go with your gut. You probably shouldn't look it up

[colortwelve]

Oohhhh, Banned From Equestria Daily!

To put it plainly, a hilarious, pixelated R34 game by Pokehidden.

[natsukashi]

Oh. Too much information?

I have a scar that goes right through my gland. At at one point in life, I came blood mixed with sperm. It was very painful.

[LunchBagMusic]

Natsukashi nothing else in life will ever break me as much as you have just done.

[ChromaticChaosPony]

A week ago, I was peeing when I ejaculated for no apparent reason. It felt weird.

[Raddons]

Oh. Too much information?

I have a scar that goes right through my gland. At at one point in life, I came blood mixed with sperm. It was very painful.

This thread is yours.

For great glory.

[senntenial]

THIS THREAD MAJES ME FEEL AWESOME BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD BUT YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS COMPARED TO ME GOOD JOB

Also bfeqd wasn't even idk. It's 8-bit so only ipie can get off to it.
I like foxingwilight quite a bit just cuz their art is so pretty.

[natsukashi]

I am very proud to have won this thread! If it wasn't for the banhammer upon posting pictures. I could show you how much you bleed when you pierce your dick!

[bartekko]

I hate Jackle App's voice with a passion

[senntenial]

I am actually a salad.

[SpyPie]

I only Clop in the afternoons

[bartekko]

I only Clop in the afternoons

Me too. Three times daily

[SpyPie]

I don't have time to Clop 3 times a day. My Areas start to hurt if I actually do.

[MixMastaCopyCat]

You guys aren't saying anything TMI. You're just making confessions. Stay on topic.

Anyways, I just released this gnarly fart that reeked of broccoli and olive oil, and it made me gag a bit.

[Navron]

I don't have time to Clop 3 times a day. My Areas start to hurt if I actually do.

Use moar loob n00b!

You guys aren't saying anything TMI. You're just making confessions. Stay on topic.

Anyways, I just released this gnarly fart that reeked of broccoli and olive oil, and it made me gag a bit.

You would have done well in our tiny room on the carrier with 30 other dudes.

Boat food + workout supplements = Only the strongest willed people to stay in the shop to play Halo.

[MixMastaCopyCat]

You would have done well in our tiny room on the carrier with 30 other dudes.

Boat food + workout supplements = Only the strongest willed people to stay in the shop to play Halo.

Jesus christ.

[Navron]

You would have done well in our tiny room on the carrier with 30 other dudes.

Boat food + workout supplements = Only the strongest willed people to stay in the shop to play Halo.

Jesus christ.

One guy in my shop managed to gag our entire flight crew.

Now, to understand the significance in that feat:

- The left window was removed.
- The right door was open.
- We were flying around at 120kias (~140mph)

It was so powerful that, despite the fact we basically were the equivalent of riding in a convertible with the roof down at 140mph, his silent gas managed to travel 10ft forward into the cockpit and still have enough force to make one of our pilots take the lord's name in vain over our internal comms.

He's the only person I know that has done that so far, and thankfully, it was in the air.

If he was in the shop...there would have been fatalities.

[natsukashi]

Though wouldn't the air pressure from those speeds block out ventilation?

[Facade]

I don't have time to Clop 3 times a day. My Areas start to hurt if I actually do.

Use moar loob n00b!

omg i never thought i would hear you say anything close to that xD

anyways TMI

i clop to r34
cant think of anything else at the moment

[Trillionage]

I just had a cyst on my ass cut open and drained for the fifth time and it's bleeding and making me nauseous and moody. Now i know how having a period feels like. It sucks ass (no pun intended).