If I had any creative talent, I would gladly be creating music right now, making my own original stuff. However, I don't have the patience to just sit down and play my own stuff and see what sounds good.
But, if anyone wants a guitarist (that isn't really fast 'shredding' or a lot of finger picking on chords), or some kind of vocals (bear in mind the lowest I can go is about the A string on a guitar) I'd be more than willing to record something if you've got the chords/frets/notes/melody, or whatever and help you out. I can use distortion, heavy or light (or none). Just send me a message with what you need and I'll see if I can help.

Hell, if you want something original, as a test, I can do that to. But don't tell me "show me what you can do" otherwise, you'll probably just get a mish-mosh of songs I know, or me doing a solo. If that's what you want, I'll record it, but I can get you something ten times better if you say "show me a I-IV-V progression in the Key of E, use the '7' chords (E7, A7, B7)", and I can get you that. Or "Tempo 120, Give me 4 beats of each chord: Am, Em, C, and then 2 beats each for F and E MAJOR this time" and I'll do it.
Or something like that. Some kind of instruction on where to begin, and I'll gladly show you what I can do in that regard.
So yeah, send me a message if you'd like some help, and I'll try to provide you with it.

I have Skype and messengers if you'd like to talk there, but contact me privately for those.