SONGS TO RELAX BY THE FIRE TO ON HEARTH'S WARMING EVE
This should be fun.
I think I'll be handling most of the submissions and submitters and Grizzle's main contributions will be in the bigger picture [promoting, if I'm torn on whether or not to accept an entry, track order, whatever] so I guess you can send your tracks over to me at [email protected] [I don't know why I put "official" in my email. Who the hell else is gonna be me? Even then, would there be confusion?]
Alright so the drill should be familiar. Here are the genres we might be looking for:
- - Speed/break/trap/piss/mash/splitter/noize/shit/grind/yougettheidea -core genres
- Harsh noise and its subsidiary genres
- Techno/EDM or whatever if it's hard enough
- Heavy metal/hard rock if you can
- Weird experimental avant-garde "it's-art-mom-you-wouldn't-understand" stuff
- Dark ambient for the end of the album [I don't want too many of these]
Some ground rules:
- - Songs should be under 600MB if that's not too weirdly specific. [Bandcamp recently upped their filesize limit so we can take bigger files. I don't want to put a length limit on something because that could get annoying.]
- I don't care about NSFW content. Go fuckin' wild.
- I have some amount of quality control. I'm a godawful musician myself so I understand where you're coming from but if it's bad and not meant to be in the silly part I might tell you no.
- I'm not going to put a limit on the amount of tracks you submit but don't go overboard.
- Remixes and sampling are fine if you want just know that if I get in trouble I'm pointing fingers at you
I'm gonna be pretty liberal on accepting entries and pretty flexible on due dates so don't be shy!
Due date is December 17th. Hard due date is December 21-22ish because that's when the album should drop.
Love y'all, and have fun with this one!
Watch this get absolutely no attention at all.
OMG POLKA PLOT!!!
