Forum Game: The Person After Me... (T.P.A.M.)

[OuTbREaK]

A. I'm 14
B. I've never had alcohol
C. I have no plans to ever have alcohol

TPAM is a SUPER SAIYAN!

[FLAOFEI]

Awwwwww... I wanted your question :'( so I could claim I wasn't and everypone would believe me :P

I'm no super sayan though...

Tpam thinks Lyra is cute as a seapony :3

[Ryanlauph]

I never thought that was a thing, until now...
Now I think she should always have been a seapony.
A bit like how Fluttershy's better as a bat :3

TPAM thinks xkcd is actually funny.

[ExoBassTix]

By god yes. xkcd understands me <3

TPAM uses "TPAM" instead of "the person after me" or derivatives thereof because others use it as well.

[Ryanlauph]

Yes, I tend to go with the flow ;)

Today's was pretty good I must say

I guess they'll need to put biometrics in those things

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TPAM understood Vsauce's video on the Banach–Tarski Paradox.
If you haven't watched it, please do!

[FLAOFEI]

Watched it now. It got pretty confuseing... but hey, infinite series are anoying that way.
Also, I have a feeling I'm gonna have a professor in a few years who's gonna insist something like that is the most interesting thing ever, even though it's pretty much useless for the next few centuries. If it's correct I'm sure it'll find some practical use, in computing or maybe power generation... If someone wants to research that I won't stop them, but I preffer focusing on stuff relevant to the age we are living in now.
I had a professor who loved maths way to much... Before that I thought they where the stuff of legend, but I learnt the hard way that some people like math because it's detatched from reality... And that it's best to stay far, far away from those... *shivering*
I don't want to go back to math lectures if you haven't noticed...

Anyway! To give a similar, but completley different statment:
TPAM understood Venetian Snares song Your Face When I Finally
If you haven't listened to it, please do!

[OuTbREaK]

>implying you can understand a VSnares song
also Ryanlauph I saw your post and though you meant Vinesauce DX

TPAM doesn't have windows 8 or 10 and doesn't plan on upgrading

[ExoBassTix]

True. When this morning my Windows 7 gave me a notification in the taskbar asking if I wanted to upgrade to Windows 10 I flipped my shit. Get the fuck off my laptop. Got rid of the icon, so won't be prompted again.

The person after me knows just the thing to do next.

[FLAOFEI]

Yes. You must address the elephant in the room! His name is Kevin.

Tpam got an answer.

[Ryanlauph]

Yes. To seek the holy grail.

TPAM, Jon or Dan Grumps?

[Jokeblue]

Danny wins!

TPAM is kinda hungry right now

[Ryanlauph]

I'm always hungry
Who can say no to mint and choc chip ice cream?

TPAM says no to mint and choc chip ice cream

[Jokeblue]

Are you kidding me Mint and Choc Chip is like a step away from being cookies and cream how can you say no

TPAM IS actually a bowl of icecream

[Ryanlauph]

ben and jerry's cookie dough
don't judge me

TPAM thinks ice cream is overrated

[FLAOFEI]

Some people overrate it. But I can't promise anything about their continued existence.

Tpam swallowed a small computer and can now sing with autotune.

[Ryanlauph]

aaaaaAAAAIII wAnnA swIIIIIIIIIIIIng frOm de chAAAAAAAndalIIIIIEr

TPAM would trade their arms for the ability to be the best basketball player

[FLAOFEI]

Nah thanks. I'm good.

Tpam and I can communicate
Through advanced telepathy
From the bottom of the ocean
To the 747

Edit: also I know your head is the wrong size for your body

[Ricky Denzel]

uhhhh.... need a divsrn.
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tpam


is.....

JOOOHN CEENAAAA!!! *dun-du-du-duuuuuun*

[FLAOFEI]

Nah. I'm Jaws second cousin on his mothers side. We don't talk much to him at family reunions :/ He has some... inhibition issues we don't realy aprove of. Then again, they don't talk much to me either because of my... Genetic diversity...
The ponyside of my family is far more accepting... although not always the most conciderate when it comes to access to large bodies of water att family reunions... nor do they cater to my dietary habits very often... We had a little incident a few years back when a little filly scraped her knee and started bleeding. I thought I handled myself pretty well concidering the circumstances, but aunt Cherry Carvings wasn't to happy about the bitemarks in her late husbands, uncle Oak Carvings, favourite table.

Oh look at me... Blabering on about my family issues! Tpam sould make up write a funny story like I just did. It's fun :P

[Ricky Denzel]

Well....

I'm the 3rd cousin of Ryuko and Satsuki on my fathers side of the family. Sadly their family is dead as well as their mother because she tried to make everyone join the life fiber apocalypse. I was in Valdosta, DJing the shit out of the club and then all my fans turn into clothes and I'm like "What the fuck, Auntie Ragyo" and a few years later of running and dodging they turned normal. Ryuko called me and said "that bitch is dead! *gulp gulp gulp*" and I hear them partying their asses off like it was Back to the Future.

On my mothers side, my mom was a part of an elite group of assassins known as Night Raid. Unfortunately, most of them died including my mom, Leone. Ya know the chick with the yellow hair and the big hooters? Yeah. Her. She took five to the chest and hugged my step cousin, Akame. She later died that night, but I didn't cry. She told me these exact words before leaving Skype. She said "Don't Cry For Me" and I did just that.

So yeah, my family it a bit crazy... TPAM is a sad person now or just laughing their ass off.

[FLAOFEI]

I have a test tomorrow... And I'm in no way well prepared for it... So no, in my current state I am incapable of fun... It's all just wanting to lay down in a dark corner... But that's not gonna help me pass the test...
I'm basically RD before her wonderbolts history exam right now... Cause failing this test may eventually lead to me not being able to continue my studies... Difference begin I won't magically find a good studdying technique and learn stuff in time...

Tpam knows this horror...

[Ricky Denzel]

tha feels, man

tpam gots swag

[FLAOFEI]

Secretley... we're all gay...

Tpam once decided to crank the volume, and then the speakers started distorting... but that was ok, cause Tpam is realy in to that.

[Toothpaste]

Sadly, my parents weren't. I thought they wasn't home and stuff. Whoops o3o

TPAM is secretly a cauliflower with attitude.

[Ryanlauph]

Secretley... we're all gay...

I'm not gay I'm pan

TPAM is secretly a cauliflower with attitude.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
BITCH YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK IMMA BROCCOLI

tpam has read My Immortal and secretly wishes Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was their gf