Forum Game: The Person After Me... (T.P.A.M.)

[Ricky Denzel]

You lying son of a gun!

TPAM is a gun

[FLAOFEI]

Well... Atleast one of my parents is a gun acording to you. So I must be atleast half gun Ö.ö

TPAM thinks Murka has way to many gunz

[Ricky Denzel]

G.U.N. ready to go, sir

TPAM is a hedgehog

[FLAOFEI]

I googled Flaofei the Hedgehog... But no results. Not even Flao the hedgehog exists!
Allthough Flap the hedgehog looks like this

[TPAMs name] the hedgehog yields intresting rusults on google image search

[Dreamland200]

It's your song, do what you want.

TPAM knows it was a mistake to come here.

[Captain Ironhelm]

yep, i don't know why i logged in

tpam is building an email list for their artist name

[OuTbREaK]

Nah, but maybe if I ever become popular.
TPAM has played in more than 15 concerts.

[FLAOFEI]

Nope! If regular can be defined as "with intervals of a lrngth aproaching infinity" then yes. Otherwhise no.

TPAM would rather listen to a cheezy, silly DJ performance with all your fav track from 2000-2010 from an engaged DJ whose enjoying himself rather than a "serious", top 40 tracks, smokin fresh of the shelf DJ mix with all the latest dancefloor hits from a DJ who couldn't care less, but tries to do a good job anyway?

[Ryanlauph]

a "serious", top 40 tracks, smokin fresh of the shelf DJ mix with all the latest dancefloor hits from a DJ who couldn't care less, but tries to do a good job anyway

Oi u talking 'bout my mix brah? (Seriously check it out, it's in my signature)
/shameless plug

There's a DnB artist called Philth who does a 2-hour end-of-year mix, with the best 4-5 tracks of each month. Best thing ever.

TPAM plays an instrument from the woodwind family.

[OuTbREaK]

I'm a flute player :)
TPAM thinks that Ascension was the best BP song. Ever.

[Ryanlauph]

No, I think Cloudbucker from R&R was the best. That guy made the track when he was 15; insane talent!

TPAM has played Yoshi's New Island and enjoyed the sountrack

[Ricky Denzel]

No and yes

TPAM is an complete alcoholic.

[OuTbREaK]

A. I'm 14
B. I've never had alcohol
C. I have no plans to ever have alcohol

TPAM is a SUPER SAIYAN!

[FLAOFEI]

Awwwwww... I wanted your question :'( so I could claim I wasn't and everypone would believe me :P

I'm no super sayan though...

Tpam thinks Lyra is cute as a seapony :3

[Ryanlauph]

I never thought that was a thing, until now...
Now I think she should always have been a seapony.
A bit like how Fluttershy's better as a bat :3

TPAM thinks xkcd is actually funny.

[ExoBassTix]

By god yes. xkcd understands me <3

TPAM uses "TPAM" instead of "the person after me" or derivatives thereof because others use it as well.

[Ryanlauph]

Yes, I tend to go with the flow ;)

Today's was pretty good I must say

I guess they'll need to put biometrics in those things

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TPAM understood Vsauce's video on the Banach–Tarski Paradox.
If you haven't watched it, please do!

[FLAOFEI]

Watched it now. It got pretty confuseing... but hey, infinite series are anoying that way.
Also, I have a feeling I'm gonna have a professor in a few years who's gonna insist something like that is the most interesting thing ever, even though it's pretty much useless for the next few centuries. If it's correct I'm sure it'll find some practical use, in computing or maybe power generation... If someone wants to research that I won't stop them, but I preffer focusing on stuff relevant to the age we are living in now.
I had a professor who loved maths way to much... Before that I thought they where the stuff of legend, but I learnt the hard way that some people like math because it's detatched from reality... And that it's best to stay far, far away from those... *shivering*
I don't want to go back to math lectures if you haven't noticed...

Anyway! To give a similar, but completley different statment:
TPAM understood Venetian Snares song Your Face When I Finally
If you haven't listened to it, please do!

[OuTbREaK]

>implying you can understand a VSnares song
also Ryanlauph I saw your post and though you meant Vinesauce DX

TPAM doesn't have windows 8 or 10 and doesn't plan on upgrading

[ExoBassTix]

True. When this morning my Windows 7 gave me a notification in the taskbar asking if I wanted to upgrade to Windows 10 I flipped my shit. Get the fuck off my laptop. Got rid of the icon, so won't be prompted again.

The person after me knows just the thing to do next.

[FLAOFEI]

Yes. You must address the elephant in the room! His name is Kevin.

Tpam got an answer.

[Ryanlauph]

Yes. To seek the holy grail.

TPAM, Jon or Dan Grumps?

[Ryanlauph]

I'm always hungry
Who can say no to mint and choc chip ice cream?

TPAM says no to mint and choc chip ice cream

[Ryanlauph]

ben and jerry's cookie dough
don't judge me

TPAM thinks ice cream is overrated

[FLAOFEI]

Some people overrate it. But I can't promise anything about their continued existence.

Tpam swallowed a small computer and can now sing with autotune.