How do I be a Bad musician ?

[JSynth]

Never improve. Improving is for noobs.

[Docinterlude]

One thing to say... DON'T!

[FLAOFEI]

One thing to say... DON'T!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! DO IT!!!

[JacksonMiller]

1. Takyon
2. Gangam Style.
3. Macklemore
4. Animals
5. ???
6. PROFIT

[Nine Volt]

1. Takyon
2. Gangam Style.
3. Macklemore
4. Animals
5. ???
6. PROFIT

what the fuck did you just say

macklemore is a fucking god

[Viricide Filly]

Sample "run the trap" in a big room song, then claim your song to be dubstep.

[JacksonMiller]

1. Takyon
2. Gangam Style.
3. Macklemore
4. Animals
5. ???
6. PROFIT

what the fuck did you just say

macklemore is a fucking god

Were you gay when you were in the first grade?

Also, PLAY THAT BITCHES FUNKY X

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

make sure you play your sub bass in chords.

[Acsii]

Be two posts above me... most of you will get this

[Alycs]

Remember that people love bass, so to get the fullest possible sound put a stereo spreader on your sub-bass and any other bass sound in your song.

The phasing adds "movement"

[Facade]

Sample "run the trap" in a big room song, then claim your song to be dubstep.

oooh man this

[Acsii]

1. Takyon
2. Gangam Style.
3. Macklemore
4. Animals
5. ???
6. PROFIT

what the fuck did you just say

macklemore is a fucking god

Were you gay when you were in the first grade?

Also, PLAY THAT BITCHES FUNKY X

Ah yea kinda was so *sticks middle finger up*

[Facade]

dont forget to compress everything

[JSynth]

dont forget to compress everything

Remember kids, the shorter the compressor's attack the punchier the sound.

[Navron]

How to be a bad musician? Go into nature and record what the fox says.

[CaptainFluffatun]

Post on this thread instead of practicing.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Post on this thread instead of practicing.

MAN! I'm doing so good at this!!111!!@112

[JSynth]

Post on this thread instead of practicing.

*looks at guitar*
*looks at thread*
*looks back at guitar*
uhh...

[Coloriot]

Slap stuff together and call it house.

*looks at own siggy*

Ohhhhh...

[ganondox]

Do anything or everything I do.

[Armystuntman]

To be a bad orchestral musician (and MIDI composer);

> Play all the backing with timpani. ALL OF IT.
> Play chords with timpani and tubas (at low pitches)
> Play your complex main melodies with woodblocks (good luck with that)
> Pizzicato glissandos (found this one by mistake)
> Pitch bend every instrument. even the ones that can't slide IRL. separately. at once. erratically. (but that's going too far.)
> Use every single percussion possible for one looped beat. (including timpani and crash cymbals.)
> Make a cymbal roll by spamming a crash cymbal sample and making it's volume change. (you'l end up with clip cymbals instead)
> Use really bad VSTs alongside professional ones
> Fuck up arpeggios by one note just to piss off the listener
> Play tinkle bells (especially them old MIDI type) on any low or normal pitch. also glockenspiel
> Make your timpani just about too loud and overused
> With your midi magic, abuse instruments to play at impossible pitches relative to them. (Tuba playing like a piccolo, let your mind go wild.) You'l find that you used to do this if you never had any musical theory when starting out.
> making the backing too loud while the main melody is playing.

also for them midi composers
> use the POWER drumkit for silent pieces
> making a song out of orchestra hits (melody and backing, I dare you) (only the SNES can have good songs made of orchestra hits)

[JacksonMiller]

vengeance samples

[Armystuntman]

To be a bad orchestral musician (and MIDI composer);

> Play all the backing with timpani. ALL OF IT.
> Play chords with timpani and tubas (at low pitches)
> Play your complex main melodies with woodblocks (good luck with that)
> Pizzicato glissandos (found this one by mistake)
> Pitch bend every instrument. even the ones that can't slide IRL. separately. at once. erratically. (but that's going too far.)
> Use every single percussion possible for one looped beat. (including timpani and crash cymbals.)
> Make a cymbal roll by spamming a crash cymbal sample and making it's volume change. (you'l end up with clip cymbals instead)
> Use really bad VSTs alongside professional ones
> Fuck up arpeggios by one note just to piss off the listener
> Play tinkle bells (especially them old MIDI type) on any low or normal pitch. also glockenspiel
> Make your timpani just about too loud and overused
> With your midi magic, abuse instruments to play at impossible pitches relative to them. (Tuba playing like a piccolo, let your mind go wild.) You'l find that you used to do this if you never had any musical theory when starting out.
> making the backing too loud while the main melody is playing.

also for them midi composers
> making a song out of orchestra hits (melody and backing, I dare you) (only the SNES can have good songs made of orchestra hits)

https://soundcloud.com/the-unhappy-orchestra/horrible-song-example
here is your ev
i'd upload the .midi but i don't know where to upload it

[Viricide Filly]

vengeance samples

LOL EMOTES FTW LOL
Seriously, why?
Also, a lot of really great musicians use vengeance samples.

In answer to OP, just use vengeance dubstep samples over and over again without any sort of compression, filter or even attempt to hide it. Just like Silva Hound.

[JacksonMiller]

To be a purposely bad musican, all you have to is just take the build up from a song, cut it off at the drop and replace it with a silly song (kids show theme, pointless dialoge, whatever)

Here's one I did earlier with Skrillex's new song :)

https://soundcloud.com/jacksonmiller/a-drop-so-disgustingly-fat-it