I know it should be posted in Chatroom Is Magic but bah, this is too hilarious and, apparently, related to the recent actions of troll group known as NCF
I was in their skype call (yes, they have one) and talked with one of them in private:
(WARNING - this copypasta is beyond retarded)
[1:25:19] IHM: Yes hello, IHM here
[1:26:51] IHM: So I herd there was spy
[1:27:21] IHM: You're NCF right? I think you are
[1:27:44] Triangle: oh, no, I am not NCF
[1:27:57] IHM: You're not? Wat? Who are you then?
[1:28:01] IHM: I was about to go over our plans with you
[1:28:07] Triangle: but I am very interested in what you are doing
[1:28:14] Triangle: You guys have a point
[1:28:18] IHM: I'm glad you told me you weren't NCF, otherwise some shit would have slipped.
[1:28:34] Triangle: oh yes, secret plans are secret
[1:28:57] IHM: Yes they are. Very sensitive, man. This involves some FBI shit tbh. A lot of bronies are about to go to prison. :3
[1:29:13] Triangle: sounds very ambitious
[1:29:25] Triangle: do you think it is possible?
[1:29:50] IHM: It is, because, my dox are public for a reason - I'm an FBI informant.
[1:30:24] Triangle: [1:29] IHM:
<<< FBI informantthen i think you may succeed that plan
[1:31:12] IHM: NCF aren't "internet terrorists" we're doing a pedophile sting. This is very sensitive information. We put out public "blunders" and appear to be "trolls" so nobody catches on. Actually, every IP we grab goes right to the FBI and it is logged and being traced.
[1:31:32] IHM: Gabe/Gourmet newell is codeword for Big Brother.
[1:33:30] IHM: So, is this too intense for you?
[1:33:40] IHM: Because arrests will be made and the evidence is being built as we speak.
[1:34:00] Triangle: Serious business Isee
[1:34:34] Triangle: What about people not under FBI's jurisdiction?
[1:35:04] IHM: Yes. The pedophiles are planning an attack on us on the 28th, and that is when we will dispatch our first officers to make our first arrests and begin interrogating and trials. We also have ties with Interpol. This is on a federal level, all of our warrants are legally obtained and we're basically playing the waiting game now.
[1:35:51] Triangle: [1:35] IHM:
<<< pedophiles are planning an attack on usHow is this even possible?
[1:35:59] Triangle: Take down the FBI site?
[1:36:13] IHM: They have warned us on multiple profiles. No, they are planning to "attack" or "raid" our accounts.
[1:36:20] IHM: Little do they know, we're informants.
[1:37:35] IHM: One of our agents, known as Agent N, is working with Russian police forces, so we have that area covered, as well as what lies in Interpol jurisdiction.
[1:38:00] IHM: They will be extradited here for trial under US laws and statutes.
[1:38:49] Triangle: [1:38] IHM:
<<< will be extradited here for trial under US laws and statutes.Isn't it quiet expensive to do?
[1:39:10] Triangle: I mean, track down criminal in other country and then extradite to US
[1:39:39] IHM: I can't comment much on that, but, we've got the funds and the support. The evidence is just solidifying it.
[1:40:39] IHM: We've got warrants and are working on court subpoenas.
[1:40:56] IHM: ISP's are cooperating with us.
[1:43:04] Triangle: no, just pedophiles, when using the internet to share porn/ whatever they are doing on the internet, break their country's law. Russian pedophile break laws or RF, American pedophile breaks US law.
Is it possible to extradite, for example, FRENCH criminal to Germany?
[1:44:07] IHM: They will be extradited to the US.
[1:45:23] Triangle: wait, russian government would give their criminals because...
[1:45:41] Triangle: US government want to?
[1:45:54] IHM: I was just informed to stop talking about it. That's all I can tell you, otherwise I just compromised the operation.
[1:46:19] Triangle: alright, good luck with your operation
[1:47:10] IHM: thank you. I trust you will keep it to yourself, yes?
[1:48:50] Triangle: of course. It is a serious undercover operation after all.
[1:48:59] IHM: It truly is.
[1:52:06] IHM: I hope that you don't associate with any of these people, they are really disgusting. We were able to obtain their search history for the past 6 months [did you know anything you do on an IP for any amount of time, is logged with your ISP for 6 months after the fact?] and what we found was just...
[1:55:00 | Edited 1:55:49] Triangle: I have a very interesting IP system, all connections go through only one, gray IP. It kinda sucks, because if this IP is banned then every computer in my local network is banned. So maybe there are pedophiles in my network, who knows.
[1:55:16] Triangle: and no, I can't stand those people
[3:12:13] IHM: We have logged another.
[3:14:25] Triangle: logged another what?
[3:15:02] IHM: Another person. His name is Xavier Acosta.
[3:15:06] IHM: Of Equestria Daily.
[3:15:51] Triangle: And now you can track him down?
[3:17:32] IHM: Indeed.
[3:38:18] Triangle: And what next? Partyvan - arrest?
TO BE CONTINUED?other excerptions from their group:
"All you need to do is take a pot of brony
melt them to a mix
Now just take a little something acid
not sweet, a bit of pain , just a punch
Burning these threads is just a crunch , add firebreath of godzilly
Add a little few , and you count to jew , and you never forget a filly
Fursecution
So spicy and tasty
Fursecution
Do away with these wasty
Fursecution
FUUUUURRRREECCUUUTTTIIIIOOOONN"
"ruin christmas for bronies"
[22.12.2011 21:56:27] mega: my friend ismail khalidov lives in russia
[22.12.2011 21:56:31] mega: he'll kill your family triangle
[22.12.2011 21:56:44] Triangle: okay.jpg
[22.12.2011 21:57:51] mega: ismail will have fun cutting your legs off
[22.12.2011 21:58:25] Triangle: okay, I guess it realy hurts
[2:47:40 PM] IHM: Yes hello
[2:48:47 PM] Torrin: How's it going?
[2:49:56 PM] IHM: Decent, arguing with some mad bronies on youtube
[2:50:00 PM] IHM: Well, I wouldn't call it arguing
[2:50:06 PM] IHM: Because that'd imply I care
[2:51:14 PM] Torrin: God bronies that are not alpha need to be eradicated.
[2:51:36 PM] IHM: Any and all bronies need eradicated.
[2:53:26 PM] Torrin: I can agree with that. I was starting to become one but then I discovered gore again and great insensitive jokes.
[2:54:30 PM] IHM: I'm glad you're saved. Let me introduce you to my troll group. Perhaps you'd like to help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyH6o89XqyA also, my channel:
http://youtube.com/AngryLiterature[2:55:18 PM] Torrin: It's more or so I'd rather tolerate and leave out the "love"
[2:55:52 PM] IHM: Nahhhh, that's called furfag enabling.
[2:55:58 PM] IHM: That's why we have such a big problem with all of them.
[2:56:03 PM] IHM: That little tolerance word.
(note from Triangle Brony: may cause massive butthurt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Q5NWpGb_U