The TMI Thread

[ExoBassTix]

... Dafuq. Mindblow.

Challenge accepted.

[Acsii]

I came about 2 seconds away from buying a dildo... then I remembered my paypal is locked at the moment

[ExoBassTix]

[Acsii]

I feel like I'm gonna puke right now :S

[Bronies Are Cool]

I work for a company that has lots of big equipment. Excavators, Bull Dozers, Hual Trucks, etc. I was pressure washing one if the long reach excuvaters yesterday when I had to sneeze. Obviously when you sneeze, your mouth opens (unless you don't open your mouth when you sneeze) as I was in the process if sneezing, a large chuck of grease flew into my mouth. This was very thick grease, and it was nasty. Not only did it flew into my mouth, but because it was grease, it was hard to get out. I spent over 30 minutes trying to get the flavor out of my mouth.

Moral of the story: Grease tastes fucking bad.

[FLAOFEI]

I woke up from the best dream ever today. Despite ending in panic and embarrassment it was great.

I was an anthro shark dude (yah, I'm a furry and my fursona is a shark) at some sort of playboy mansion. I went to a bathtub limo with lots of girls, and playboys n stuff. First, poke all the bubis. 2nd, I see there was an anthro shark girl in the tub (so hawt!). Love at first sight (either that or horny :I ). I got in the tub/ limo and tried to hide my boner but failed. She is kinda wierded out by it and then I woke up before she could react, but I'm convinced she would have left the limo.

That's the first dream I had where all 'characters' are not fully humans, and I had a frickin fin on my back! Not sure if I had the tail and gills, didn't have time to write down more than a few notes about it when I woke up, but let me tell you, having a fin was frickin awesome! I have no idea how it worked though cause it wasn't in the way when using a backrest... Oh well... It was a dream :')


I miss her

[Acsii]

I want a tail butt plug...

[Acsii]

Also my boyfriend got his first bj today :3 it felt like an honour being the first one to give him one :3

[ExoBassTix]

I want a tail butt plug...

[Lying Pink]

I want a tail butt plug...

Big question that I'm sure is going through everyone's mind about now:
...what kind of tail?

[S.P.P]

I want a tail butt plug...

U jelly? :3

[Acsii]

Probably either a cat or fox one

[Acsii]

What... How do you win?

[Nine Volt]

I think he's implying he had the honor of giving his boyfriend a blowjob before you.

[Acsii]

XD

[Acsii]

I gave a blow job ages ago I'm just saying I gave one to him for the first time geez

[Acsii]

yup :3

[Acsii]

Whelp it's a draw

[Nine Volt]

OH GOD ACID DICK MENTAL IMAGE AAAAHHHHHH

[Acsii]

Yea the first one was because I swallowed too much :/

[MRPPony]

Yea the first one was because I swallowed too much :/

apparently i'm not attractive enough to get guys to do that :c

Which is a surprise cause I've seen a pic of you. You're a skinny and handsome dude. Perhaps you're not going out there and being all, " 'scuse me miss, but can I trouble you to give me a blowjob?"

Well to stay on topic.....um......oh yeah this girl who lives on the other side of the world I'm like all "oamdsfoiahwoinfofdj" for...so I showed her my penis :3

[MRPPony]

apparently i'm not attractive enough to get guys to do that :c

Which is a surprise cause I've seen a pic of you. You're a skinny and handsome dude. Perhaps you're not going out there and being all, " 'scuse me miss, but can I trouble you to give me a blowjob?"

lol i'd do that but also the reverse as well ;3

orly? I thought you were all for chicks. Well looks like you'll want a shot of Vitamin MRP :3
Nah I'm kidding I'm scared of Mississippi. Went there last time and was greeted with burning crosses. Thought it was cool since I was 7 but...yea...

[ExoBassTix]

So many of us are apparently...

Eh I'm bi-curious though.

[MRPPony]

lol ill be back in maine at the end of august also im bi in case you missed it

I did lol cause you left me. Y u leave me darling ;~;

So many of us are apparently...

Eh I'm bi-curious though.

I guess I should say I'm bi-curious too. I mean I like the thought of being with someone that doesn't care how I look but just glad I'm there but then girls are just so....omg they're so cute >_<

Guess I should be looking for a passable tranny then? ::shrugs::

[S.P.P]

Just cuz everyone is saying it, I'm also bi.