Haiku chain thread

[ExoBassTix]

Elliot is wise
Saying porn isn't that smart
People might hate you

Theme: jumping.

[Ocular]

I have a pet frog
He is a really fat frog
He's too fat to jump

Theme: Soarin finds Skipsy's tumblr

[Nine Volt]

I don't know who that
is, so I can't answer your
theme. Sorry. Sad face
3:

Theme: Bear Grylls

[Ocular]

Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Bruce
Lee Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Bruce

Theme: Cat food

[Djeinus]

Cats do hate cat food,
that's why they want to kill you.
Give them beer instead.

Pennies.

[FLAOFEI]

Piss, Urine the zone!
There's a dude in USA,
Who makes bull dick canes.

Next theme: Anything and everything

[FLAOFEI]

Chords are super hard
And not the good kind of hard
They just to complex!

theme: Glitch

[ExoBassTix]

I'm a glitch hero
Now I'm here and now I'm there
Glitching is awesome

Next: short circuit

[FLAOFEI]

Short circuits are fun
Its like analogue glitching
Circuit bending = KING!

Next theme: 42

[Djeinus]

Life, the universe,
including everything too.
That is the answer.

Maryland.

[Ocular]

That state is so dumb.
Why not write about NC?
Oh yeah, they suck too.

High school drama

[Genkar]

Oh God, it sucks ass.
I don't understand at all;
Why does it exist?

Next theme: Pokemon.

[Djeinus]

There are Pokémon.
Gotta catch them all, you see.
It's an obsession.

[FLAOFEI]

Djenius is smart
He is such a genious
He posts no new theme

Theme: no offence

[Ocular]

You're very ugly
Your breath smells like an ass
Sorry, no offense

Pickles

[Genkar]

Briny cucumbers.
The taste is interesting,
but I won't complain.

Next topic: Transformers

[FLAOFEI]

Muscles of metal.
Piss composed of motor oil.
Transformers, Roll out!

Next theme: Brostep

[Lying Pink]

My male sibling walks
Left foot, then right, down the road.
That's how my bro steps.

Theme: troll threads

[ExoBassTix]

Borneys r kwl, G.
Lez fuck up this forum k?
Gunna make dem burn.

Theme: yo moma

[FLAOFEI]

The one who birthed you
I was gonna speak Shakespear
But it was to hard

Theme... Hat

[Djeinus]

I have a hat, yo.
It is a fabulous hat.
Do you not agree?

asdf

[FLAOFEI]

asdfg
zxcvbn
qwe

Theme: Spyke

[Nine Volt]

Haikus have 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables, not 5 then 6 then 3.

[Lying Pink]

You have upset the
balance of the universe,
not posting a theme

Equilibrium must be
restored by my posting an
extra haiku here.

Theme: ducks.

[Alycs]

Quack goes the white duck
Crack goes the hunter's big gun
Goodbye, stupid duck

Theme: Your avatar