The TMI Thread

[ExoBassTix]

See?

[FLAOFEI]

I see.
Dont get how ppl can be sexually attracted (and know the feeling) to something without ever haveing any kind of sexual experiences, which for most people would start with fapping...

You confuse me, but idk, I might have been the same my self and just dont remember it.

[ExoBassTix]

That makes you sound like you're terribly old xD



Yesterday I had this awkward pain on my ding-dong. Came home after school, found out there was this pimple-like bump on it. I squeezed shitloads of pus out of it.

[Acsii]

Fetishes aren't only sexual though.

Just like how I have a vintage/modular synth fetish but I don't want to have sex with on...

[@ppleBukker]

I've once assumed the role of Braeburn IRL to humor someone... and I liked it.

[Acsii]

People can have fetishes for anything and it doesn't need to be sexual... If I see a vintage/modular synth I explode from excitement... And if I get to playing I explode twice...

[Nine Volt]

In a different way

I suppose it's the same thing with audiophiles - in fact, audiophilia would literally mean audio fetish

[Acsii]

exactly

[Nine Volt]

Ok not even kidding now why did I not fap like 2 years ago it's feels so fucking good holy shit. Like seriously what was wrong with 13 year old me?

e: Lol, I sound just like a kid who's just discovered masturbation xD

[ExoBassTix]

You sound like a kid who's just discovered masturbation.

[Acsii]

because he is...

[ExoBassTix]

[Acsii]

Says Captain Obvious

[topitmunkeydog]

I just found my headphones in the bathroom. Underneath the toilet. And nobody in my family will confess that they put them there.
What's more, those were my nice headphones. WTF

[Nine Volt]

Do the headphones still function alright?

[Acsii]

well that's fucking weird

[topitmunkeydog]

They were totally fine. Cord wrapped around it and everything. But nobody knows how they got there :3

[topitmunkeydog]

Today at school the teacher wasn't there so we opened the fridge and saw a ziplock bag full of brains.

This is not weird at all by my school's standards. Just some everyday happenings.

[FLAOFEI]

Cooooooool

We have some funny stuff in chemestry. Our teacher has a whole cabiner full of things she dosnt know what they are her self, and she cant ger rid of them caus of envionmental hazards.
Theres stuff like black sticks just 'growing' out of beakers, theres some green slime, from when some student put biological stuff in a heavy metal beaker.
Its awessome, caus everything is pastel colours, but you know you shouldnt eat it :3

[Acsii]

We have something like that and it the back there's a titanium container from when a student mixed the wrong chemicals and made a very unstable liquid. it's cool because inside the container the liquid is suspended in a spring matrix

[FLAOFEI]

Ooooh, its explosive :3
We have nothing that cool, only toxic and or corosive stuff. We have a laser for fysics though... Sounds like your school would have a bigger laser though.

[ExoBassTix]

My nuts smelled like paprika crisps yesterday. I hate paprika crisps.

[Freewave]

I just found my headphones in the bathroom. Underneath the toilet. And nobody in my family will confess that they put them there.
What's more, those were my nice headphones. WTF

Did you perchance take them into the bathroom when you took a dump and put them down or they fell there? That seems like the most logical explanation.

That or gnomes found them...

[topitmunkeydog]

Not a chance. I never take headphones into the loo, let alone electronics of any sort. It's gross and you might drop them in the toilet. And I hadn't used them in weeks. The last time I used them was some field trip.

[FLAOFEI]

Wha? I use my phone, and listen through headphones on the loo... Never dropped anything in the bowl, have forgot stuff thoug.
Am i a gross man now?