The TMI Thread

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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 05 Apr 2013 04:08

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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 05 Apr 2013 07:04

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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Alycs » 05 Apr 2013 07:06

"Rumble Stick" will forever be my favorite
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 05 Apr 2013 07:07

My erp friend once said "love missile entering the target zone" in an erp
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby FLAOFEI » 05 Apr 2013 09:38

In Sweden we have a few funny expressions for that kind of thing. "Playing the skin flute" is masturbation and "Playing pocket ping-pong" is playing with your balls through your pockets.
As for dick synonyms I like the joy-stick, it's funny in more than one way.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Nine Volt » 05 Apr 2013 12:48

My favorite euphemism is axe wound, but it's not for penis.
I also like 'dropping the kids off at the playground'. If you don't get it then just think about it.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Ricky Denzel » 05 Apr 2013 13:27

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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 05 Apr 2013 15:32

In Australia playing the skin flute is giving a blowjob...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 05 Apr 2013 15:39

Fun fact:
I normally wake up in the morning with lower half of clothes on... Including underwear...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Ed Viper » 06 Apr 2013 18:36

ΛCSII wrote:Fun fact:
I normally wake up in the morning with lower half of clothes on... Including underwear...


I don't understand what's unusual about this.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 06 Apr 2013 19:40

No like I have my pants and stuff on when I go to bed but when wake up they're on the floor...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Nine Volt » 06 Apr 2013 20:00

I do that with my sweatshirt sometimes, when it's that weird time between 'definitely winter' and 'definitely spring'. Like, I don't even remember waking up and taking it off sometimes.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Ricky Denzel » 08 Apr 2013 05:51

ΛCSII wrote:No like I have my pants and stuff on when I go to bed but when wake up they're on the floor...

I do that too
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby ph00tbag » 09 Apr 2013 16:51

ΛCSII wrote:In Australia playing the skin flute is giving a blowjob...

They call it hitting the airplane in China.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 12 Apr 2013 01:21

So today I played the skin flute... It was an interesting experience...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby FLAOFEI » 12 Apr 2013 02:08

I apparently have a friend who was feeding squirrels in some park.
He wrote:One of them ran up my jeans and waited 5 seconds deciding which nut to take

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He wasn't trying to be funny, and I'm not sure if I should feel bad about my self for how I interpreted that...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Freewave » 12 Apr 2013 11:13

FLAOFEI wrote:I apparently have a friend who was feeding squirrels in some park.
He wrote:One of them ran up my jeans and waited 5 seconds deciding which nut to take

[^wrote=said]

He wasn't trying to be funny, and I'm not sure if I should feel bad about my self for how I interpreted that...


that sounds both like a really funny joke and also something that would make a horrifying experience if that happened. :lol: :shock:

don't feel bad. is he ok?
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Alycs » 12 Apr 2013 11:15

I think you just fell prey to the same dilemna that Flaf did. xD

He was feeding squirrles nuts as in walnuts; one squirrel ran up his leg to snatch one of those.

It took me a few tries to figure it out too. :D
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby FLAOFEI » 12 Apr 2013 16:07

^Yeah...

And when he was trying to explain himself he made it worse.
He wrote:No, no. Not like that. I was holding the nuts in my hand.

He's a bit socially awkward, and he claims to be asexual and not even masturbate... So he wouldn't have done it intentionally (I srsly hope he wouldn't). And he didn't look like he was joking... So I can be quite certain his nuts where eaten while his balls where not.

On a related note, he doesn't shower enough, which is kinda gross, so thinking about all this has been quite unpleasant...
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Freewave » 12 Apr 2013 17:18

You know technically a nutjob should refer to what the squirrel did rather than a crazy person. That makes a lot more sense.
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Nine Volt » 16 Apr 2013 23:39

I just fapped for the first time. Ever.

Holy fuck why did I not do this sooner
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Acsii » 17 Apr 2013 04:34

Not sure if lie or not
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Nine Volt » 17 Apr 2013 08:12

Not lie
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby FLAOFEI » 17 Apr 2013 08:27

Electrovore wrote:first time

Why congrats, welcome to the club.

Clop, porn or just fap?
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Re: The TMI Thread

Postby Nine Volt » 17 Apr 2013 08:29

Bout half porn half fap
I don't clop :#3
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