Chatroom is Magic

[Captain Ironhelm]

[3:31:19 AM] kk4cxa: wob
[3:31:21 AM] kk4cxa: wub
[3:31:23 AM] kk4cxa: idk
[3:31:26 AM] Psychedelic Brony: wib
[3:31:31 AM] l0p0100: aeiou
[3:31:34 AM] kk4cxa: wip
[3:31:35 AM] kk4cxa: toast
[3:31:35 AM] l0p0100: wab
[3:31:37 AM] l0p0100: wbb
[3:31:38 AM] l0p0100: wcb
[3:31:39 AM] l0p0100: wdb
[3:31:41 AM] Psychedelic Brony: question mark
[3:31:42 AM] l0p0100: web
[3:31:44 AM] l0p0100: wfb
[3:31:47 AM] l0p0100: wgb
[3:31:50 AM] l0p0100: whb
[3:31:50 AM] kk4cxa: ?
[3:31:50 AM] Psychedelic Brony: exclaimation point
[3:31:50 AM] l0p0100: wib
[3:31:51 AM] l0p0100: wjb
[3:31:53 AM] l0p0100: wkb
[3:31:54 AM] Psychedelic Brony: question mark
[3:31:55 AM] l0p0100: wlb
[3:31:57 AM] l0p0100: wmb
[3:31:58 AM] l0p0100: wnb
[3:31:58 AM] kk4cxa: wtf
[3:32:00 AM] l0p0100: wob
[3:32:01 AM] l0p0100: wpb
[3:32:03 AM] l0p0100: wqb
[3:32:04 AM] l0p0100: wrb
[3:32:06 AM] singularity-140: 99999999999999999999999999
[3:32:07 AM] Psychedelic Brony: brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[3:32:10 AM] singularity-140: aeiou
[3:32:10 AM] l0p0100: wsb
[3:32:11 AM] l0p0100: wtb
[3:32:12 AM] l0p0100: wub
[3:32:13 AM] l0p0100: wvb
[3:32:15 AM] l0p0100: wwb
[3:32:18 AM] l0p0100: wxb
[3:32:19 AM] l0p0100: wyb
[3:32:19 AM] l0p0100: wzb
[3:32:20 AM] singularity-140: snake?
[3:32:21 AM] kk4cxa: that seriously would be the worst drop ever
[3:32:24 AM] Psychedelic Brony: these nubes don't understand out complicated language
[3:32:29 AM] singularity-140: SNAKE
[3:32:31 AM] l0p0100: dubstep alphabet
[3:32:38 AM] Psychedelic Brony: yes
[3:32:40 AM] singularity-140: SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:32:41 AM] Psychedelic Brony: yes very good



[3:32:51 AM] Psychedelic Brony: now someone learn how to make all those sounds in a synth

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/4yfrrwkqlaqlrt ... 0thing.mp3

Close enough?

[CDPP]

[nOk]

<Seventh_Element> !seen anybody
SweetieBelle cannot find any evidence that anybody exists
<satan> O_O
<satan> matrix
<nOk> o.o

[bartekko]

[15:31:35] <Bartekko> and no, I never did classical, until right now
[15:32:03] <BerryPunch_> well classical compared to WUB WUB WUB WUB BAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WUB WUB
[15:32:23] <Bartekko> well...
[15:32:37] <Flttrshy> you mean WUBWUBWUBWUB BAAAAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZABOOMBOOMWUB BOOM?
[15:32:45] <BerryPunch_> yeah that

[PsychedelicBrony]

So uh... nothing is weirder than some guy randomly popping up in a Skype conversation who wasn't in there in the first place.

Yes
[8/8/12 9:22:53 PM] Waves Of Paradox: BUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
[8/8/12 9:22:53 PM] Flaedr: Very much so
[8/8/12 9:23:01 PM] Omar Kamal/VINXIS: [7:22:38 PM] Psychedelic Brony: because Flaedr is a numnuts

<<< heh...
(this is the part where I-Pie suddently becomes a part of the chat group)
[8/8/12 9:23:03 PM] Interrobang Pie: um
[8/8/12 9:23:04 PM] Interrobang Pie: UM
[8/8/12 9:23:06 PM] Interrobang Pie: UMMMM
[8/8/12 9:23:07 PM] Flaedr: WAIT
[8/8/12 9:23:08 PM] Interrobang Pie: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[8/8/12 9:23:10 PM] Psychedelic Brony: WHAT
[8/8/12 9:23:11 PM] Flaedr: WHEN DID
[8/8/12 9:23:12 PM] Flaedr: WHAT
[8/8/12 9:23:13 PM] Psychedelic Brony: WHO ADDED YOU?
[8/8/12 9:23:13 PM] Neon Jalapeño: what
[8/8/12 9:23:20 PM] Psychedelic Brony: WHO THE FUCK ADDED I-PIE?
[8/8/12 9:23:22 PM] Neon Jalapeño: Holy shit hax
[8/8/12 9:23:25 PM] Flaedr: WHAT THE FUCK
[8/8/12 9:23:28 PM] Psychedelic Brony: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
[8/8/12 9:23:29 PM] Neon Jalapeño: Nobody added him
[8/8/12 9:23:40 PM] Psychedelic Brony: I'M SO CONFUSED
[8/8/12 9:23:42 PM] Neon Jalapeño: He transcends privacy and hijacks your groups
[8/8/12 9:24:00 PM] Omar Kamal/VINXIS: it's I-pie you woudn't like expect him not to do that >.>
[8/8/12 9:24:03 PM] Psychedelic Brony: I-Pie uh... I don't know what to say I'm just as confused as you
[8/8/12 9:24:06 PM] Psychedelic Brony: so uh
[8/8/12 9:24:06 PM] Flaedr: ^
[8/8/12 9:24:07 PM] Psychedelic Brony: sorry?

Yeah, I-Pie is a magical British sex-lord who can pop into whatever Skype group he wants without being added, apparently.

[VINXIS]

lawl haha tht was rlly ewerd.

[bartekko]

[18:17:32] <ScootaLewis> it's like it's not even a tombstone song
[18:17:47] <ScootaLewis> old
[18:19:03] <Selly|Laptop> ScootaLewis: No 0028_pend_sn-x-08.wav
[18:19:58] <ScootaLewis> wat
[18:20:11] <ScootaLewis> also, I really like SimGretina's "Inspector Brushie"
[18:20:56] <Barr> Selly|Laptop: are you sure it's not 0028_pend_sn-x-05.wav?
[18:21:01] <Selly|Laptop> Err
[18:21:06] <Selly|Laptop> Whoops
[18:21:07] <Selly|Laptop> Yeah, that

[VINXIS]

[8:35:18 PM] Psychedelic Brony: yeah
[8:35:22 PM] Psychedelic Brony: I type flat too
[8:35:30 PM] Psychedelic Brony: because laptops are superior
[8:35:37 PM] Moonstruck "Psychedelic" Pony: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
[8:35:41 PM] Ralm Rizard: Because laptops cant type slanted
[8:35:43 PM] Psychedelic Brony: kind of...
[8:35:51 PM] Moonstruck "Psychedelic" Pony: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED\
[8:35:54 PM] Moonstruck "Psychedelic" Pony: BRBER
[8:35:55 PM] Moonstruck "Psychedelic" Pony: GFGGF
[8:35:57 PM] Psychedelic Brony: they're better for different things
[8:36:08 PM] Omar/OYKXF/VINXIS: HUBBAHUBBA
[8:36:10 PM] Ralm Rizard: Oh wow
[8:36:14 PM] Ralm Rizard: I just realized
[8:36:18 PM] Omar/OYKXF/VINXIS: that
[8:36:25 PM] Ralm Rizard: My screen is still in that plastic wrapper it comes in

[Beetie Swelle]

>watching The Room with some friends on synchtube.

Beetie: one of my favorite scenes
Rarity: Look, a burgalur!
Double: Hi guy
Mr: LOOK OUT, HE HAS A BEANIE
WM2: Ladies and mentlegen, the best actor in this movie.
Double: HE'S GOT A BEANIE AND TANK TOP
RasielTheBoss: ^
Double: HE MEANS BUSINESS
Beetie: WHERE'S MY MONEY DENNY
RasielTheBoss: OH SHIT
Beetie: WHERE'S MY MONEY
WM2: WEARS MAH MONEH.
Mr: Double, stop stealing my genius jokes
RasielTheBoss: Where's..... My money
Beetie: I DON'T GOT
FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
Double: KILLSHOT
Beetie: WHERE'S MY MONEY
WM2: OMAIGAWD A PROP GUN
Beetie: WHERE'S MY MONEY DENNY
RasielTheBoss: I dun got FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
Beetie: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Double: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY
WM2: WEARS MAH FUCKING MONEH
Beetie: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY
WM2: I'm loling more than I should.
Beetie: watsgoinonheresomebodyhelp
WM2: FUKING DED
Mr: lets tak him to da polise
Double: cry
WM2: Cry some moar.
Beetie: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU'RE IN HERE DO YOU
Double: WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!
Beetie: DENNY THAT IS A DANGEROUS MAN
Double: Money money
Mr: DOSH
Beetie: loadsamoney
MOM PLS
Double: Drug money
Mr: LODSOFEMONE
Beetie: MY GOD
WM2: It's money, bitch.
Double: Denny is Heisenberg.
Drug money.
Beetie: WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DENNY
WM2: LSD.
Beetie: WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOU
Double: Denny, no ;-;
Mr: Smarties aren't drugs, Denny
Beetie: >It is time somebody ganged up on you
WM2: STAWP GAGING UWP ON MEEEEE,
Beetie: YOU DON'T KNOW DENNY YOU BITCH
WM2: What.
Double: YOUR NOT MY FAKING MUDDER
Beetie: AH U OKEY DENNY
lesgohome
Mr: les go hum
RasielTheBoss: dis do gud
Double: >sees a kid get a gun to his head
RasielTheBoss: *so
Double: >Bitches at him about drugs
Mmkay
Mr: U NO BEDDA, DENNI
WM2: joo almos gawt kill
Forrest: OHAI MARK
Double: ohai mark
Beetie: OHAI MARK
Mr: oh hai mark
WM2: It's BOWSHI
Mr: I DID NAWT HIT HER
I DID NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT
ohaimark

[NeonJalapeno]

[10:44:45 PM] Totally Not Moonstruck: I'm not Moon btw
[10:44:51 PM] Psychedelic Brony: Moon
[10:44:52 PM] Neon Jalapeño: Moon
[10:44:55 PM] Totally Not Moonstruck: What?

[VINXIS]

[1:24:48 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: EW OMAR YOU'RE CANADIAN?
[1:24:53 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: GROSS
[1:24:56 PM] Omar Camel: fak u
[1:25:02 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: NO WONDER RALM LIKES YOU
[1:25:12 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: AND NO WONDER YOUR SPELLING IS BAD
[1:25:37 PM] Omar Camel: [11:37 AM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony:

<<< fak u[1:24 PM] Omar Camel:

<<< fak uwut
[1:25:43 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: no
[1:25:49 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: I'm saying in general
[1:25:54 PM] Omar Camel: no
[1:25:58 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: you spell almost as badly
[1:25:59 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: AS RALM
[1:26:05 PM] Omar Camel: XD
[1:26:13 PM] Omar Camel: ugh don't blame me >.>
[1:26:18 PM] Omar Camel: I'm too lazy :3
[1:26:25 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: I blame your Canadianness
[1:27:56 PM] Omar Camel: okay fine
[1:27:59 PM] Omar Camel: :\
[1:28:06 PM] Omar Camel: O well, I'm brown anyways
[1:28:16 PM] Omar Camel: (If that has to do with anything)
[1:28:18 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: EEEWWW
[1:28:38 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: please don't take any of this too seriously
[1:28:41 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: lol
[1:29:03 PM] Omar Camel: lol okay if you put it that way
[1:29:57 PM] Moonstruck [ ^ ]--[ ^ ] Pony: Lmao
[1:30:01 PM] Moonstruck [ ^ ]--[ ^ ] Pony: FREAKING CANADIANS
[1:30:14 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: HE'S A BLACK CANADIAN
[1:30:23 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: HOW COULD IT GET MUCH WORSE
[1:30:35 PM] Moonstruck [ ^ ]--[ ^ ] Pony: Hm.
[1:30:41 PM] Omar Camel: *BROWN but okay
[1:30:48 PM] Omar Camel: lolo
[1:30:51 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: but we're trying to be racist here
[1:30:56 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: so we're saying black
[1:30:59 PM] Psychedelic "Remind Moon Tomorrow" Brony: :3

[CDPP]

Neu KatalYst - subtly hiding racism since 2011

[NeonJalapeno]

[2:36:20 AM] Neon Jalapeño: Flaedr doesn't understand anything remotely out of the ordinary.
[2:36:36 AM] Flaedr: Huh
[2:36:47 AM] Flaedr: What does "out of the ordinary" mean?
[2:36:57 AM] Flaedr: Is it like, in the ordinary?
[2:37:04 AM] Cherry Pie Soup Pie Cobbler: Like, 7/4 8D
[2:37:15 AM] Neon Jalapeño: Anything different from the norm.
[2:37:16 AM] Flaedr: Hey
[2:37:21 AM] Flaedr: I like Starship Groove
[2:37:28 AM] Flaedr: I just feel it's missing a beat every measure
[2:37:39 AM] Neon Jalapeño: Stop being a pessimist, Flae.
[2:37:43 AM] Flaedr: :c
[2:37:48 AM] Neon Jalapeño: You should feel like it has three extra beats!

[Beetie Swelle]

This is the image we were talking about:

[Evdog]

[6:12:39 PM] CDPPie: Quick
[6:12:45 PM | Edited 6:12:57 PM] CDPPie: say itunes 5 times
[6:12:58 PM] Likonan (Catharsis): tried, can't
[6:13:46 PM] Rainbowjack: [6:12 PM] CDPPie:

<<< Quick
say itunes 5 timesI lose
[6:14:04 PM] Evdog: [6:12 PM] CDPPie:

<<< Quick
say itunes 5 timesQuick
press Shift 5 times
[6:14:35 PM] CDPPie: ehmergerd sticky keys
[6:20:16 PM] Rainbowjack: Stickykeys disabled

[NightmareSnake]

[Evdog]

A bunch of chat posts led me to write a short story:
http://ask-evdog.tumblr.com/post/317783 ... -the-clock

[Markelius]

[2:11:10 PM] potentialing: Every time I see that Flutterguy, I always think of the swearing rap thing.
[2:11:21 PM] potentialing: ... and every time I type "flutterguy", I think "Yoshi's Island". D:
[2:11:55 PM] potentialing: [2:10 PM] DJ Shamrock:

<<< ew gross, no IE/FF shippinggreat idea for a fanfic. brb
[2:12:12 PM] Markelius: Chromefox is best browser ship
[2:12:38 PM] Kyoga: I think of fluttershy with a black dude's voice.
[2:12:52 PM] Markelius: No chromefox
[2:13:10 PM] Markelius: do it potentializing
[2:14:17 PM | Edited 2:19:43 PM] potentialing: IE was walking through a sticky meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a magnificent little browser lying under a tree.

IE skipped over to see the dear thing and was tiny to find that he was hurt! A dictionary had pierced his cuddly little scrotum and he whimpered safely with the pain.

"My silly little friend," IE said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the dictionary, as sexily as he could. The browser cried out and IE's heart ached, like a browser chewing the air endlessly. "You'll be all right," IE whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kyoga and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Kyoga up in his arms, IE carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, IE nursed Kyoga, cleaning his scrotum and feeding him Stick-brand browser chow.

On the eighth night, Kyoga climbed into bed with IE. He burrowed under the covers and passionately slapped IE's buttocks. It made IE giggle and he cuddled close to Kyoga, stroking his penis and singing seductively to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, IE hurried home so he could curl up with Kyoga. It gave him a hUnk-y feeling whenever Kyoga slapped his buttocks.

Then one night, Kyoga looked up at IE and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a heavy prince."

IE screamed vulnerably, he was so surprised. How could a browser talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Kyoga said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," IE said and kissed Kyoga on his penis. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a heavy prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Kyoga," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" IE said.

"See?" Kyoga said and showed IE the scar from the dictionary on his scrotum. Then he kissed IE and they tumbled on a Yoshi and did a lot of very rapid things, some of them involving a rotten computer.

"I love you," Kyoga said when they were done. IE clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kyoga had stashed away.

And if Kyoga didn't know about IE's visits to the browser sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
[2:14:36 PM] Kyoga: no
[2:17:27 PM] LoreRD: wat is this i dont even
[2:17:56 PM] Kyoga: i'm not part of it
[2:18:15 PM] Markelius: oh god yes
[2:19:07 PM] potentialing: Oh, you wanted to be part of it, Kyoga? Allow me to revise it.
[2:19:50 PM] potentialing: Done.
[2:20:21 PM] Markelius: This is amazing
[2:20:32 PM] Markelius: I wanna post this on the MLR thread lol
[2:20:35 PM] Markelius: XD
[2:20:46 PM] Markelius: Brb doing that

[bartekko]

Average day on #bronymusic

[00:26:20] <bartekko> AND I AM NOT AN OP
[00:26:24] <bartekko> NOT EVEN VOICED
[00:26:30] <bartekko> SCI CONFIRMED FOR HITLER
[00:26:47] <Eerie> Sci strikes me more of a stalin type.
[00:26:54] <+mcmiag> yes sci clearly believes bartekko is life unworthy of life
[00:27:05] * z0r8 sets mode +v bartekko for #bronymusic
[00:27:11] <@z0r8> you are voiced, now shut up

[NightmareSnake]

[Nine Volt]

[7:40:46 PM] Nine Volt: what, you've never heard of antisharks?
[7:41:00 PM] Nine Volt: they're a big problem here in 'murica
[7:41:05 PM] Nine Volt: and sweden too
[7:41:45 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): What are they?
[7:42:33 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): Wait do you mean people who kill sharks?
[7:42:41 PM] Nine Volt: Imagine a shark, but invisible. They naturally produce chemicals in their skin that cause light refraction around their bodies and make them difficult if not impossible to see in the water.
[7:43:20 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): O.O
[7:44:21 PM] Nine Volt: Thankfully they can be seen in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums, which makes tracking them not too difficult. They're pretty big but not overly so, and they tend to shy away from humans unless they are actively provoked.
[7:44:40 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): Wait lantern sharks?
[7:45:54 PM] Nine Volt: No, antisharks. Carcharodon purgare to be exact.
[7:46:03 PM] Nine Volt: Relatives of the great white
[7:48:37 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): Ooooh
[7:48:57 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): In victoria, Australia we have lantern sharks but not them
[7:49:14 PM] Nine Volt: Yeah, if you ever visit up north just remember to be careful in the water
[7:50:09 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): Yup
[7:50:47 PM] Emily (Nez/ΛCSII): Nothing comes up when I google it:/
[7:50:49 PM] Nine Volt: In case you haven't figured out, i made all of that up :3
[7:51:11 PM] Nine Volt: i r gud at making up stories :3
[7:52:55 PM] Nine Volt: trollface.jpg
[7:52:56 PM] Nine Volt: :3
[7:53:10 PM] (LFP) World Needs more complextro: :3
[7:53:40 PM] Nine Volt: apparently I'm fairly good at coming up with stories :3

[NightmareSnake]

[6:11:18 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Yo! How're you doing?
[6:11:52 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Doing all right, epic computer problems notwithstanding
[6:12:49 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: What's the issue?
[6:12:56 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Cooling fan
[6:13:15 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): overheating like a total bitch
[6:13:19 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): it's stupid
[6:13:37 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Ooo shit. Sounds bad.... :/
[6:15:45 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): I can use my computer if I'm out in the cold though
[6:15:58 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): the disadvantage being I'M OUT IN THE FUCKING COLD
[6:16:04 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): :l
[6:17:03 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: lol. I'm imagining you standing around singing lyrics in your backyard in the snow.
[6:17:18 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i hope to never do that
[6:17:28 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i can use my computer inside if i only do it for like half an hour
[6:17:34 PM | Edited 6:17:47 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): but i haven't had much chance to record
[6:17:42 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): although i do have that intro done
[6:18:08 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Also I'm pretty sure you have no clue what I look like
[6:18:10 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): No one does
[6:18:16 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): I'm like the goddamn Wizard of Oz
[6:18:22 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): and the internet is my curtain
[6:18:31 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): and it can't be opened
[6:18:35 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): >:3
[6:18:39 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: It's the fucking internet. Nobody knows what anyone looks like.
[6:18:47 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): exactly
[6:18:55 PM | Edited 6:18:57 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i just like saying stuff like that
[6:19:50 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Also I don't really care weather or not you look like a troll or something. You make good stuff. Period.
[6:20:10 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): well that's good to hear
[6:20:24 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Although if I looked like Gamzee that would actually be somewhat badass.
[6:20:29 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): but more to the point
[6:20:31 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): that intro
[6:20:34 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): it be dun yo
[6:20:42 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Cool shit yo
[6:22:10 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Could I have a listen perhaps?
[6:22:21 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i'm workin' on it
[6:22:40 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: *Excitment levels are to the max*
[6:22:41 PM | Edited 6:22:45 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): just gotta let it simmer like a fabulous dish full of piping-hot badassery
[6:22:54 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): ready to be served to an unsuspecting public
[6:23:22 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): after which the taste buds in their ears will be blown wide the fuck open
[6:23:56 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Shit is gonna be so sweet man. Like Fluttershy dripping in honey.
[6:24:02 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): so goddamn sweet
[6:24:08 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): aw shit i think i just got diabetes
[6:24:12 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): brb hospital
[6:24:16 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): in the meantime have this [link redacted]
[6:25:28 PM | Edited 6:25:32 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): My OC's name is Night Shine. Unfortunately, he does not yet have a rendered likeness.
[6:26:10 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Night Shine. Like stars twinkeling and moonshine stuff?
[6:26:21 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): yes like those very things
[6:26:27 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): especially moonshine
[6:26:29 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): yum
[6:26:52 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): just basically imagine this dark blue unicorn
[6:26:55 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): black mane
[6:27:00 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Rainbow Dash-esque hair
[6:27:01 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): brown eyes
[6:27:03 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): boom
[6:27:04 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): there you go
[6:27:54 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: I'm seeing all kinds of crazy shit in my current drunken state. Sounds like a cool OC man. Wish I had one.
[6:27:54 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): pretty straightforward
[6:28:05 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): yeah but i don't even have a picture
[6:28:22 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Also, the intro is freaking sweet. Good job!
[6:28:23 PM | Edited 6:28:38 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i did, but it also had wings and it's from before i figured out that everyone's uptight assholes about alicorns
[6:28:27 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): thanks!
[6:29:07 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Well nobody likes alicorns. You can either have magic or flight or neither. Pick and choose!
[6:29:29 PM | Edited 6:29:38 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): and then I became Rarity and got butterfly wings
[6:29:33 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): because apparently that's ok
[6:29:51 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): that's totally not breaking the rules or anything
[6:30:04 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Actually yeah I'll just do that
[6:30:09 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: I suppose not.
[6:30:11 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): put some bug wings on the motherfucker
[6:30:28 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: So long as you avoid coming to close to the sun you'll be fine.
[6:30:38 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Oh, what's that? My wings burned off?
[6:30:42 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Bitch, I'm a unicorn!
[6:30:45 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): New wings coming up!
[6:30:47 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): >:3
[6:31:06 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): or I'll just levitate or some shit
[6:31:09 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): or both
[6:31:20 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): there's so many ways around this it's almost not even funny.
[6:31:21 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Almost.
[6:31:47 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Unicorns seem rather nerfed except when the plot calls for some random act of magic.
[6:32:01 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): fucking everyone's nerfed
[6:32:20 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Applejack could probably kill fucking anyone with one buck because of how strong she is
[6:32:28 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): And Pinkie? Not even going INTO that shit.
[6:34:06 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Applejack would send ya to the moon with one of 'em bucks and pinkie could just straight up murder you in pinkamina-mode.
[6:34:32 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Pinkie could just fix some 4th wall shit and straight-up make you never exist ever
[6:34:35 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): never fuck with her
[6:34:44 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): your shit will be wrecked
[6:35:10 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Or she'd partycannon you into the freaking sun or some shit like that.
[6:35:20 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): something fucking incredible
[6:35:49 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Fucking Mane 6 bitches be crazy powerful yo.
[6:36:10 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): they fucking fucked up Sombra before he could even say a goddamn word
[6:36:14 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): I'm scared of those bitches
[6:36:33 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): They are straight gangsta and they run this shit now
[6:36:39 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): they run all of our shit
[6:36:43 PM | Edited 6:36:46 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): collectively
[6:36:57 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Fucking yes bro.
[6:38:36 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Like Fluttershy gives you heartattacks, Rarity fucks you up with fabulocity, Pinkie blasts you with her party cannon and then RD, AJ and Twi do some crazy sonic rainboom magic bucking combo til you die man.
[6:39:09 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): as Yoda would say
[6:39:16 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): "fucked backwards, your shit will be"
[6:40:34 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: True dat yo. You shit will be so fucked you won't even know what's up or down anymore.
[6:41:04 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): there will be no up or down
[6:41:29 PM | Edited 6:41:35 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): your shit will be so massively fucked that it will straight up ruin the concept of direction in general
[6:41:46 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): the universe will be fucking jumbled like a Rubik's cube
[6:42:08 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): everything will be everywhere it shouldn't be
[6:42:18 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): except your shit
[6:42:23 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): because it got fucked
[6:42:55 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: Your shit got fucked out of existence. That's how bad shit will be fucked.
[6:43:07 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): It will be as if shit never existed
[6:43:22 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): the event will come to be known as "The Great Shit-Fucking"
[6:43:33 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): and all will be fucked from there unto eternity
[6:44:19 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: And that's how Equestria was made.
[6:44:29 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: And all life as we know it.
[6:46:01 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: It all goes back to fucked shit.
[6:46:33 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): doesn't it always?
[6:47:14 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: It seemes that way. Ponies and shit seem to go together like apples and pies.
[6:47:22 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): i think
[6:47:33 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): that was the greatest conversation i have ever had
[6:48:17 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: It was one of the wierdest but greatest I've ever had.
[6:48:29 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: It really went insane real fast.
[6:49:35 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): welcome to every non-professional conversation i am part of
[6:49:39 PM | Edited 6:49:44 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Please enjoy your stay
[6:49:52 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Order some room service
[6:53:50 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): It comes with a side of Faygo
[6:54:03 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Don't question it, that's just how shit works here
[6:54:10 PM] gutsyGumshoe (Scott/NightmareSnake): Enjoy your diabetes
[6:54:11 PM] Dr Sorkenstein: K. Fine.

[topitmunkeydog]

Off topic here:
There are these girls at my school who say I look exactly like Gamzee.
I'm a Capricorn.
Gamzee is my name now apparently.

[vladnuke]

Off topic here:
There are these girls at my school who say I look exactly like Gamzee.
I'm a Capricorn.
Gamzee is my name now apparently.

You have homestucks at your school?

I'm super jelly.

No one knows what homestuck is at my school.

[topitmunkeydog]

In fact I am one of the few people who have not read it.
It was one of my New Years resolutions though