^ Yummy.
I could go on and on about the close calls my friends and I have had on my trampoline. Like this one time my friend bounced particularly high and landed on his groin on that metal ring that surrounds the trampoline (the padding had already ripped off by this point). I really don't know how, but he just kinda got up and walked away, claiming to have not felt a thing except for a bit of whiplash.
We never really got seriously hurt on that thing, somehow. I mean we were pretty reckless. I guess we just got lucky?
On a different note, has anyone ever put a sprinkler under their trampoline? As in, one of those yellow ones that go back and forth? Used to do that all the time with my friends. It was pretty awesome.