Need lyrics to ponify an old song

[Fimbulin]

Hey guys, any of you want to write ponified lyrics to Scarboro Fair and put them here? I don't care if it's even the same story as the original song, but I'd like to make a cover of it. I'm out of ideas myself, but even any tips on writing poetry would be helpful.

Here's a terrible recording that cuts out in parts if you don't know the tune:
http://soundcloud.com/fimbulin/scarboro-fair-terrible