The Equestrian Neightly News Thread

[X-Trav]

Concocted by an introversive college student and a dentist: "The Equestrian Nieghtly News" is a weekly newscast showcased on Toastbeard. Showcasing the voices, impressions, and ad-lib's of Zakton along with the sub-par writing of X-Trav, the duo seems to have no clear motive, goal or motive in these casts. At all. Just... play the shows.

The first cast stars terribly acted Colter Cronkite as he diligently exposes the frivolous tales of the week.
http://soundcloud.com/x-trav/equestrian-nieghtly-news-ft

The second cast stars the brilliant Francis Flamefellow as he reveals only the juiciest scandals, causing endless swooning.
http://soundcloud.com/x-trav/equestrian-neightly-news-12-10

Credits:
Tom: Zakton
Harold Hipsterhoof: Zakton
Braeburn: Zakton
Bill Clinton: Zakton
Marty Michealmane: Zakton
Hoity Toity: Zakton
Chuck Testa: Zakton
BBC host parody: Zakton
Francis Flamefellow: Zakton
Interrobang-Pie: Zakton
Hayseed Turniptruck: Zakton
FancyPants: Zakton

Colter Cronkite: X-Trav
Harry Highmane: X-Trav
Original music by X-Trav
SFX: X-Trav

Fancy Pants' Terror Theme:
http://soundcloud.com/x-trav/fancy-pants-terror-theme

Please post all complaints and revolutionary doctrine... now.

[Interrobang Pie]

I hate you so much.
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I'd look forward to the next one but I'm sort of stuck in this jail.

[Makkon]

:O

what is this I don't even

[X-Trav]

:O

what is this I don't even

An explanation now would incur sure wrath. You must first bring a liver of Prometheus as a gift, only then will Sisyphus' stone reach the summit. With these two tasks completed, a new branch will grow from the tree of Yggdrasil, only paper made from this branch can hold these secrets.

Complete this task before the day of Sol, and thou shall be justly rewarded, Makkon.

[Flutterbro]

No idea how the hell you get the voices so spot on, but keep it up.

[Makkon]

:O

what is this I don't even

An explanation now would incur sure wrath. You must first bring a liver of Prometheus as a gift, only then will Sisyphus' stone reach the summit. With these two tasks completed, a new branch will grow from the tree of Yggdrasil, only paper made from this branch can hold these secrets.

Complete this task before the day of Sol, and thou shall be justly reward, Makkon.

Did you just now come up with that?
Because that was brilliant.

[X-Trav]

:O

what is this I don't even

An explanation now would incur sure wrath. You must first bring a liver of Prometheus as a gift, only then will Sisyphus' stone reach the summit. With these two tasks completed, a new branch will grow from the tree of Yggdrasil, only paper made from this branch can hold these secrets.

Complete this task before the day of Sol, and thou shall be justly reward, Makkon.

Did you just now come up with that?
Because that was brilliant.

Yes, although the names and situations are an accurate juxtaposition of Roman, Greek, and Norse mythologies. It lies with the same concept of the flashback of fancypants, write around real (in this case "real") events.

I don't see how this helps your quest though. Hurry Makkon, Nyx can only flow stronger!

[Zakton]

X-Trav your writing is awesome, quit being so modest... gawd...

And I'm not a dentist

[CGEyeGuy]

Lmao can't wait to hear the next one!

[X-Trav]

Due to complications regarding the amount of pink frosted doughnuts in the lounge, the majority of the staff held a strike this evening. But in the wake of all this, one aspiring colt was able to be anchor mane for the day, in what may be the most disturbing story the Equestrian Neightly News has ever reported.

http://soundcloud.com/x-trav/breaking-equestrian-neightly

Interrobang Pie is still at large, and authorities are urging citizens to report any sightings of the suspect immediately.

[Interrobang Pie]

I didn't even listen to this yet but I just know I want to quit life.

[X-Trav]

I didn't even listen to this yet but I just know I want to quit life.

We do it because we LOVE you.