You Just All My Barbershop
http://soundcloud.com/uberkillius/you-just-all-my-barbershop
You Just All My Orchestra
http://soundcloud.com/uberkillius/you-just-all-my-orchestra
THE OFFICIAL REMIX OF THE OFFICIAL REMIX.
Lyrics for my incomprehensible rapping:
Bartekko was a brony, trotting along,
When suddenly he overheard Jackle App's song,
He got a little closer and put out ear,
And he thought to himself "that's diarrhea".
He went on the thread and made a quick post,
which caused everyone to rage the most.
Everyone jumped in to protect it,
and they all said "Bartekko, eat shit".
Now that the Pole had finished his attack,
He went on to target an On called Makk,
He went up to Makkon and called him lazy.
The rest of us just thought "are you crazy?".
Of course we got back at little Bart,
And we all made sure we played our part,
In a Skype chat, we made our attack,
Circuitfry is Makkon - better watch your back.
[Chorus]
You just all my blood,
Bartekko quote of the month.
You just all my blood,
Go out and read it, you big cunt.
Bartekko has a thing for Rarity's dresses
That are made with time compressers.
I guess it helps that his avatar is Sweetie Belle,
and she is worst pony. Seriously, she is.
A bit of sidechain level automation,
Would help in this song's creation.
Bartekko knows all there is to know
About music, just look at him go.
He also makes tons of awesome raps,
He makes Rainbow's Blood look like crap.
Speaking of Rainbow, the loyal reactor,
She still looks better than that awful Traktor.
Puns work all the time - don't you forget it,
Don't insult his music or you'll surely regret it.
Bartekko's glad, like a son of a dad,
Bartekko - what a cute young lad.
[Chorus]
yup!
[Chorus]*2
(You just all my blood.)