Based off of Progress'
I'm considering subbing this to EQD so let me know what you think!!
Part one (A lie for you):
…Smells like burning popcorn in here
And I don’t know what to say to her
You’ve had a long time to think about things
But remember it could be so much worse
And you raise the moon every night
And you make my heart stop beating with your eyes
You bring the rain down from the skies
You make my breath catch with your lies
And here’s a lie for you- “You’re not beautiful”
Another lie for you- “I don’t love you”
You stay up all night reading
History philosophy and poetry
I know you’re a true romantic
But you won’t let anybody see
And you raise the moon every night
And every kiss from your lips gets me high
Your hips sway and I see the light
You make my back arch with your lies
And here’s a lie for you- “You’re not beautiful”
Another lie for you- “I don’t love you”
Part 2 (All the Pretty Little Ponies):
Miss Selene Abigail Smith,
The bus will be crowded but you must try your best to hide your wings and blend in. If you care to look out the window, you will surely see Canterlot fading into the distance, replaced quickly by meadows filled with butterflies, and things will progress as said for a good amount of time before you see anything else of interest.
I have had the cooks prepare a selection of snacks and treats for you to enjoy on your trip, and additionally I have asked for the head librarian’s personal selection regarding the best literature of the past thousand years. I trust you will enjoy them, and please partake freely.
The first sign that you have reached your destination is the smell of hay and chicken shit and the sight of apple trees extending into the distance as far as your vision will allow. Please know that these ponyvillians are quite kind and generous, well predisposed to honesty, loyalty and laughter. I only hope your visit will be as it was with my student, Twilight Sparkle, and you truly discover the magic of friendship.
Please know I will miss you, and as always, I love you dearly.
Your beloved sister.
Part 3 (The Ballad of Nightmare Moon):
Well you know, 1000 years ago,
The was a princess named Luna who did some stuff
Turned into nightmare moon, said “the night will last forever”
Cuz Celestia knows 12 hours a day isn’t enough
So she sent that silly little filly to the moon,
Luna spent a millennium on that rock
Then when the stars aided her escape, on the eve of the summer solstice
She kidnapped sis and bought a new pair of socks
Now she’s living with me in my home
She might now be family but we treat her like our own
Life can be hard when you’re living with a goddess
Nothing is perfect but we’re making progress
(solo)
Now she’s living with me in my home
She might now be family but we treat her like our own
We’ll do anything so she doesn’t feel so alone
Life can be hard when you’re living with a goddess
Nothing is perfect but we’re making progress
