Forum game:Continue The Story

[JacksonMiller]

Your job is to continue the story below. GO!

One fine evening, Twilight was strolling down the block when he saw her friend Rainbow Dash. Immediately, she takes out a knife...

[Jokeblue]

And made Rainbow a peanut butter sandwich, because they are good friends and Twi thought that Rainbow would appreciate it.

[Viricide Filly]

Unbeknownst to them, Felicity, the evil filly of death, was waiting in the bushes, carrying a...

[Ocular]

...n opposite day pendant because she was actually the happy filly of smiles.

[JacksonMiller]

Unfortunately, King Sombra came into equestria....

[Jokeblue]

And bought all the icecream and marshmallows they had. All of them. He even bought Rarity.

[Alycs]

...however the authorities realized after the fact that that was slavery and frowned upon in equestrian society...

[topitmunkeydog]

Abraham Horse Lincoln wrote the emancipation proclamation then

[vladnuke]

the great pony Civil War was won after a long hard fought battle with the Confederpony, and

[S.P.P]

Then the mega spells hit and nothing survived.

The end.

[simonli2575]

... was neigh.

The only one left was a guy called "Nothing".

[Viricide Filly]

Nothing was licking an ice-lolly, which happened to cause the universe to re-create itself.

[FLAOFEI]

Meanwhile, in pony heaven, Twilight smiled down upon Nothing and said:

Nothing can save us now!

[Nine Volt]

She then jammed her fingers into Rambo Dash's eye sockets and dug out her squishy...

[JacksonMiller]

brain, then jammed it back up her...

[Jokeblue]

nose, into Rainbows head so she still had her brain. Fortunately doing so somehow removed all the tumors in Dash's brain, saving her life.

Although she now has derp eyes.

[Viricide Filly]

Derpy Dash then opened her mouth and vomited Equestria back out, so all was good again. However, my prized haddock was..

[topitmunkeydog]

promoted to captain haddock and then he went on a racist adventure with his belgian friend

[Jokeblue]

Lochton the Lochus. They made sure to bring plenty of cherries with them, so they could

[FLAOFEI]

Eat cherrys and spit the seeds on...

[JacksonMiller]

rarity. Then they discovered an evil monster known as...

[Viricide Filly]

Cirbama. Cirbama had the head of a black man and the body of Perseus. He..

[caprixsnare]

Summoned his battalion of loli frogs. in order to

[Jokeblue]

make french food of Cirbamas frog minions, Captain Haddock and Lochton the Lochus constructed a large oil mining platform out of the surrounding wildlife, and then

[JacksonMiller]

kill Cirbama because Vircivide filly told him to.