Forum Game: The person above you should be banned

[FLAOFEI]

Banned for saying Grrr to me in such a weak voice. You mus ROAR!!! like a bear if you want to scare anyone!
You should go look at the Jungle Book, it's got a few helpfull tips in there.

[Jokeblue]

Banned for saying I must improve my roar. I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the death growl roarers, and have over 300 confirmed roars and am trained in guerilla roarfare. You are nothing to me but just another audience member of whom which I must roar at.

That being said,

[FLAOFEI]

You ain't got nothing on me. I'll have you know I'm a particle well worded individual and have an english grade above avarage in three different countries. If you compare me to anyone in france, norway or china I am most likley better than that person in chess. A sport which has helped me hone in on my screaming skills to the max. My vocal chords are litterally monster trucks. It looks grotesque, and I may not have long to live because of it. I am also a cat.

[Jokeblue]

Please, I trained my voice to project only the most elegant of vocal melodies so that when I decide to really roar it sounds like the earth has split beneath us and there are bears. Like, lots of bears. Every morning I wake up before the dawn to do my vocal warmups to get the universe, not my self, ready for my roars by eating 60,000 grams of butter, 30, 000 grams of good quality dark cooking chocolate, 18,000 mililitres of water, 9000 grams of cocoa powder, 600 tablespoons of espresso instant coffee powder, 300 teaspoons of vanilla essence, 66,000 grams of caster sugar, 900 raw eggs, and 34, 500 grams of self raising flour with which to bake 300 chocolate mudcakes with the heat generated by my ripped throat muscles as I roar with the force of maybe 3 bears. I mean bears are freaking amazing roarers, so I'd probably only be able to outroar like, what, 5 bears? Thats like a whole Lion and a half.

This Rooster is the overseer of the chickens that lay my 900 daily eggs.



As you can see from it's beastly 30 second roar, this Rooster does not mess around.



(real talk though, that cat video is the best thing i've seen since the cat that thinks its a dog)

[FLAOFEI]

Wow there buddy! You may want to ease up on the cocoa there! The universe is in short suply! I personally use my own pattented blend of Carboxylic Acid and deoxidised Hydrogen Peroxide, some trace amounts of other compounds as well in there, mineralls and what not, to prepare. I also use a lot of fuel while screaming, since my vocal chords are monster trucks... but that's beside the point.
I to have a chicken, but I give him a far more important job than egg laying supervisor (allthough I can see why a rooster would want that job...). Hes in charge or composition of the music, since my time is far to valuable to waste on such nonsensical things. I sing! I have no reason to get involved in writing music!

[Coloriot]

Banned because isn't this a banning game?

[FLAOFEI]

Banned for not adding to the circlejerk.

...
jerk

[Ricky Denzel]

Banned because that sounded wrong.

[FLAOFEI]

Banned cause there was no sound :I It was written text

[Jokeblue]

Banned because on forums, no one can hear you sound.


I mean scream.




dangit

[Ricky Denzel]

Banned because you sold out

[Coloriot]

Banned because I sold out first.

[Fl Brony]

Banned for saying you sold out first.
I sold out before I even sold anything

[Jokeblue]

Banned for being a poor businessman

[Coloriot]

Banned cuz they treat me like the mayor, cuz I'm the biggest player.

[Ricky Denzel]

Banned because too many damn colors

[Fl Brony]

Banned cause that's racist

[Dreamland200]

Banned because it's true.

[FLAOFEI]

Banned because YOU CAN*T BE HERE!!! YOU*RE DEAD!!!

Edit: No wait... Sorry. It was Coloriot who was dead to me for not having listened to AoB yet.

[Dreamland200]

banned because i feel bullied and by a blue shark pony!! >_>

[FLAOFEI]

Banned cause you better watch out, or I might do more than just ban you! I'm half shark ya know!

[Dreamland200]

Banned because YOU'RE GONNA RIP ME UP WITH YOUR SHARP TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH?!

[Ricky Denzel]

Banned because A COW IS PRETENDING TO BE A MAN

[Dreamland200]

Banned because you need to change your avatar

[Jokeblue]

Banned for telling the most horrendous lie i've heard this year