Haiku chain thread

[Lying Pink]

The sun has got his
hat on. His RAIN hat, that is.
Hip fucking hooray.

Theme: Bendict Cumberbatch

[S.P.P]

Insomnia's great.
Faithless made a classic there.
I can't get no sleep.

Next theme: Picking the starter in Pokémon.

[Nine Volt]

Which one do I pick?
Charmander or Bulbasaur?
Or maybe Squirtle?

Theme: Modern Talking

[FLAOFEI]

Wub, wob, yuy, and woa
sound good with modern talking
But they all sound same

Next theme: I am here to ask you one question, and one question only.
EXPLOSIONS?

[DA MAGICS °-°]

I placed my dumb ass
on a chair that is not there.
Holy fucken shit!

Next theme:
How to reach someone on the internet who's constantly bombarded with spam

[S.P.P]

Plz WoodenToaster
I want to bear your children.
Y u no reply? ;_;

(This is an exaggeration of my feelings (but only slightly)).

Next theme: When those bastards kill Kenny.

[Lying Pink]

They are revolting
in the fashion offices!
Oh wait - Arman*a*.

Good for thunderstorms
But it's really warm right now
No blankets 4 me

Theme: terrible TV gameshows

[Nine Volt]

Water and shit
Wait that was only four syllables
And that was nine. Fuck.

Theme: mohawks

[S.P.P]

Krieg is crappy toon.
Siren is still best you gey.
Or maybe Mechro?

Next theme: Party Poker.

[S.P.P]

I post lots here too
I love me some haikus, bro!
Lets get back on theme ..

I once saw Nick Cage
In a movie called Con-Air
It was fucken boss!

It's a lesser known fact:
Nicholas Cage is best pony.
Can't even deny.

Next theme: Subway.

[Conchetupony]

When in need of food,
weep no more: eat at Subway!
Subway stuff iz gud.

actually I haven't even gone once to it

Next: Fried eggs

[Alycs]

Na Na whats my name
Oh whats my name; whats my name
Oh Na Na, my name?

Next Theme: Rainbow and Rejected

[FLAOFEI]

Next theme: The shiniest meat bicycle

I didn't get in
I'm feeling so rejected
Let us share our pain

Next theme: Conductors

[Conchetupony]

(as in train conductor)
See: trains are my thing,
'cause I make them go "choo choo".
I live to conduce.

(as in electricity conductor, which I thought of first)
Shiny and pretty,
but don't you get stuck in looks -
you may get a zap!

Next: fork

[Djeinus]

Bunnies eat carrots
and other vegetables.
They mate like crazy.

KitKat.

[S.P.P]

I bite my KitKats
Without breaking them apart,
Just nom into it.

It alienates
Everybody around me,
And I don't know why.

All I really want:
Acceptance for who I am.
It's a sad, sad life.

And so in the end;
KitKats were the ruin of Pyr3.
Alas, woe is me.

(That went really off topic, I'm sorry)
Topic: Cheese toast.

[Genkar]

So fucking awesome.
Robotic and has 3 horns.
He will fuck your shit.

Next theme: circuitfry's spontaneous new R&R project thing

[Lying Pink]

An idea: Every
pony's bangin' VIP:
THE POLKA REMIX

Next theme: omelette du fromage

[S.P.P]

This cockatoo, fak!
He's got mad moshing tekkers.
So KVLT.

Does anybody
Have sources for his metal?
I want know what is ..

Theme: The new Xbox is overpriced and Microsoft needs to rethink their shit technique.

[FLAOFEI]

Daleks are real cool.
Wanna know why? This is why:
They EXTERMINATE!

Next theme: POLKA TIME!!!

[Djeinus]

Is it polka time?
It is always polka time.
Polka time it is.

Procrastination.

[S.P.P]

I'll finish that thing
Just as soon as I do this
*xbox for 6 hours*

Theme: Hammocks.

[FLAOFEI]

I slept in one once
It was totally awesome
It hurt my back though

Pyromania

[Djeinus]

They say I am mad,
But fire just turns me on, yo.
Burned is the new black.

Somersby.

[ExoBassTix]

Seriously man.
What the heck is somersby?
I don't even know.

Hello?