Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammy

[5COPY]

I fucking lol'ed hard. Probably the best troll article I've ever read.



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Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).


Source: http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex- ... n-grammys/

[Kagetori]

Why did I imagine reading this with a british accent...?

Oh, well anyways, I can't stand any dubstep anyways and I most certainly can't stand Skrillex... don't give me that look just because I use wubs for everything! I'm not a hypocrite, no, what I meant to say was I don't like MOST dubstep, I like things like this though; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ov8K_eveLE

Now, what was I saying again...? Oh right, why did I imagine reading this with a british accent...?
Also, I lol'd at "something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic 'music'", music, not including lyrics, has no way of being seen as good or bad, not that there even is a good or bad, but ya' know... so much nonsense lol!

Actually, it was a long time ago, but when I first got into [good] dubstep [and dnb] and showed my mom, she didn't want to hear it because she had herd some stuff before and read / was told things like that and thought it was something horrible and/or "evil". Anyways, after I showed her some stuff she thought it was "beautiful" and that it couldn't be bad at all lol.

[Makkon]

I KNEW it! :O

This is hilarious, but I'm terrified that my grandmother will read it and believe every word.

[5COPY]

I'm terrified that my grandmother will read it and believe every word.

LOL ditto

[Kopachris]

This can't be real...

*Does some Googling*

Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight excesses of American Christian conservatives along with obscure weather reportage, new vernacular, intense focus on various communities, and numerous parenting and lifestyle tips

Oh, whew.

[SpyPie]

Strange, I heard Skrillex is a nice guy.

But this guy says otherwise.

I have every right to believe his words!

[Legion]

Goddamn, I love Christwire.

[Indigo Spectrum]

It's on the internet, it must be true!

[Facade]

omg i think i died laughing xD this is hilarious

[Pitch]

>over 100%

>Homosexual gays

>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[icedog25]

This is so painfully obviously satirical, but none of the commenters on the website seem to understand that.

[Captain Ironhelm]

sounds legit.