Bronycon Prediction Thread

[Dave!]

What is this thread?

We predict events that will happen at bronycon. And no 'Hey i think that people are going to buy ponies and wear pone pone le pone kekekeke' type of predictions, as they are a bit pants and obvious.

I'm talking about really odd ones that could happen i.e, 'I think that someone will get drunk and shit everywhere across the room' OR 'Tara Strong swears using Twilights voice'.

That kinda stuff. You're allowed 3 predictions each and if they are right you win your dignity back. And a possible "HOLY SHIT I GUESSED THAT'LL HAPPEN HA!!"

Heres my 3

- Lauren Faust/Any other of the 'Special guests' gets punched in the face by someone who wants an autograph
- A well known Brony musician gets arrested
- Someone throws something (water bottle/brick) at a guest WHILE they're on the panel

Yes they're grim but hey it could happen. Thats the point of this thread!

Your turn!

[CommandSpry]

Anvils will reign supreme

[MixMastaCopyCat]

Lauren Faust boob slip, yes?

[Dave!]

Anvils will reign supreme

Spry i said things that could happen. Not things that are gaurenteed to.

[CommandSpry]

no fuk u probablitity is hiugh but u never knau

[Navron]

- It turns out Lauren Faust and special guests are changelings looking to feed off the love of bronies.

and the less likely to happen predictions:

- I knock out each and every creepy cosplayer.
- The documentary crews decide to film the LARP event, and the documentary has the opposite intended effect.
- I get challenged to a pushup contest.

[senntenial]

I think that a man named Pete will walk in with a red coloured pair of spandex pants, sit down on a wire chair student with quail plumage, and will place his thumb on someones forehead and take away their bending.

[soultensionbenjamin]

I really want too see some more teasing to fighting is magic by the mane 6 development team.

[X-Trav]

Most likely prediction:

I will know everyone and no one will know me.

[Quix]

The documentary crews decide to film the LARP event, and the documentary has the opposite intended effect.

I've actually been worried about something like that for a while!

I'm thinking that a lot of people who will go to this con won't be the average brony. I'd guess that there are going to be a lot of overly fanatic people in weird cosplay costumes, and I don't see how the camera crew and film editors are going to be able to avoid that.

[Navron]

There's 3 types of people who go to conventions:

- Popular people in the fandom.
- People who think they're popular in the fandom.
- Overly obsessed people in the fandom.

Joking aside, I actually am looking forward to BronyCon for the sole purpose of meeting a bunch of fellow musicians, learning some new things, and having a good time.

BronyCon itself is just an added bonus, although I'm considering what I should bring for autographs, if I can even be patient enough to stay in those lines. At first I thought my keyboard would be perfect, but that would suck to lug around with me.

[Freewave]

Most likely bad prediction. More national news crews attend then ever and and they choose to interview every creepy cosplayer they possibly can. They also start off every interview by getting the same canned response of "love & tolerate" by the attendees getting navybrony to start another mlr thread afterwards.

Dave! I hope NONE of your predictions come true as they sound awful...

[Facade]

-twilight gets arrested
-lauren faust gets punched in the face
-for reasons i dont know half the brony's that go turn into haters

[ChromaticChaosPony]

-Sethisto gets kidnapped by people who keep getting their material rejected from EQD. He is beaten up and forced to watch as they burn a Trixie plushie.
-Lauren Faust has an emotional breakdown in front of everyone.
-Mic the Microphone Zero and I Bring Da Lulz get drunk and sing karyoke.
-Sergeant Sprinkles announces his long anticipated new grimdark fic.
-Fans build RainbowDash500 based on the one in Magic.MOV, New York goes down in flames.
-Fox News films the entire thing.

I wish I could go.

[Freewave]

-Sethisto gets kidnapped by people who keep getting their material rejected from EQD. He is beaten up and forced to watch as they burn a Trixie plushie.
-Lauren Faust has an emotional breakdown in front of everyone.
-Mic the Microphone Zero and I Bring Da Lulz get drunk and sing karyoke.
-Fox News films the entire thing.

I wish I could go.

[Navron]

Most likely bad prediction. More national news crews attend then ever and and they choose to interview every creepy cosplayer they possibly can. They also start off every interview by getting the same canned response of "love & tolerate" by the attendees getting navybrony to start another mlr thread afterwards.

Dave! I hope NONE of your predictions come true as they sound awful...

Didn't think about that. I better start working on that essay now, just in case.

[Lethaargic]

-Mic the Microphone Zero and I Bring Da Lulz get drunk and sing karyoke

99% likely to happen

[SpyPie]

Ashleigh Bell will have a kissing booth, and i'll pay her extra for me to make out with her

[CommandSpry]

Nobody dies and the black guy dies first

[Raddons]

Faust doesn't show up and angry Bronies rampage the city.

[SpyPie]

Renard gets all the attention

[Lethaargic]

-Bronys go on parade around NYC

[Freewave]

-Bronys go on parade around NYC

Fox News reports it as an unannounced Gay Pride Rally that threatens the moral fiber of our children and the streets on NYC. Calls for Celestia step down and for Chrysalis to take her place in the meantime until a replacement can be found.

[CDPP]

Joe from Badge of Shame will be there to rip apart any poor soul he can find. He knows no fear, he knows no mercy.

[Navron]