The TMI Thread

[Fimbulin]

EVERYTHING TMI GOES HERE!

So I put on a fresh pair of underwear this morning, wore them all day, and just found a dead moth in the front. There's moth powder everywhere.


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Edit: RULES:
NO pics please. No spam text. No trolling. Only random facts and serious life issues that noone else needs to hear about. This is not a confessions thread, so think through your post before posting. No flirting, no biting, no clawing. Ponies are allowed.

Makkon is watching.

[SpyPie]

Sometimes, At night, I curl into a ball under my sheets and pretend I'm in Chrysalis's Womb

Sleeping is a little boring.

[Captain Ironhelm]

I'm on the loo.

[inkBot]

I am closing in on 1m words read at fimfiction.

[SpyPie]

I have a Mancrush on Discord

[Navron]

Topic is TMI, not pony-confessions blog style...sheesh.

Regarding TMI though: Yesterday marked my monthly, "shave my back and do everything manscaping wise," day.

A hairy man's gotta do what a hairy man's gotta do, although it is significantly easier thanks to this godlike device:

[Raddons]

I have windows explorer open and a tab open of BfEqD as I'm typing this.

I'm ready to go.

[vladnuke]

I have mild diarehha right now.

[CommandSpry]

Didn't someone say not to make any more spam threads?

[Makkon]

I think I'll let this one slide, so long as it stays on topic.

But the second it gets derailed, you will all be added to this list.






Please refrain from posting TMI pictures. I will delete your post.

[Fimbulin]

I think I'll let this one slide, so long as it stays on topic.

But the second it gets derailed, you will all be added to this list.






Please refrain from posting TMI pictures. I will delete your post.

Thanks Makkon. I should've written some rules for this. You have frightening power after all.

[CommandSpry]

i tulk lik dis wen i dunt teyk teh topik eaidar siriusli or to be truauthful in ordur to leat you nou teh amaeunt of fuks i giv

[Makkon]

Yeah. Type up some rules before we get more posts like the one above me.

[CommandSpry]

I want to make a Codeum joke soooooooooo bad right now but it wouldn't be tasteful :<

[natsukashi]

Wait what is TMI?

[CDPP]

Too much information. Let your dirty little secrets slide.

[MatthewMosierMusic]

<sunglasses>

Clearly TMI was too much information for him at the time.


DOHOHOho... oh.

[BeaM]

I am closing in on 1m words read at fimfiction.

Only 1m? I'm closing in on 5m words read XD.

[senntenial]

i like ponies alot

[soup2504]

A few years ago, my mother would masturbate every few nights (Or have her fuck buddy, Glenn, come over to the house).

How do I know this?

She was loud. Our walls are thin. I could hear everything

(I think she knew I could hear her, so she hasn't been loud for couple years. Woo!)

[Kopachris]

One of the pleasures of having a laptop is being able to pony (or read Wikipedia--to each his own) while sitting on the toilet.

[senntenial]

^^^^^^ TRUE DAT

Also soup that was the saddest thing I've like ever read I'm crying

[Ed Viper]

A few years ago, my mother would masturbate every few nights (Or have her fuck buddy, Glenn, come over to the house).

How do I know this?

She was loud. Our walls are thin. I could hear everything

(I think she knew I could hear her, so she hasn't been loud for couple years. Woo!)

I'm right there with ya, man.

Except it's my dad that's loud.

And he hasn't figured out that I can hear him.

18 YEARS. 18 YEARS OF HEARING HIM WHILE MY MOM DOES GOD KNOWS WHAT.

[ChromaticChaosPony]

The other day when I was clopping to Big Mac X Applejack pics, I wasn't paying attention and came on the computer monitor. I had to clean it up before my family noticed. It was kinda scary. I couldn't help but laugh when my dad started downloading a program on it later that day...

[soup2504]

Also soup that was the saddest thing I've like ever read I'm crying

Please don't cry!

I'm right there with ya, man.

Except it's my dad that's loud.

And he hasn't figured out that I can hear him.

18 YEARS. 18 YEARS OF HEARING HIM WHILE MY MOM DOES GOD KNOWS WHAT.

Oh my god... That sounds worse than hearing my mother...

The other day when I was clopping to Big Mac X Applejack pics, I wasn't paying attention and came on the computer monitor. I had to clean it up before my family noticed. It was kinda scary. I couldn't help but laugh when my dad started downloading a program on it later that day...

I puked when I read that... Just... Dijfkskdjdha