Hello. We are Ghelded Kultz, the absolute worst band to come out of Stallion Dimas (guys, can you help me think of a better pun. That one makes me hurt). We have two members Soft D. String DeHooves (Vocals, Tech Stuff, Artist) and Matt Metronome Clipclop (Treatments, Lyrics,
NoiseMusic). Despite our name, we don't really do hard rock but more of anti-music and parodies.
Outside of this silly roleplaying, more info on us.
The person represented by Matt Metronome Clipclop plays the french horn (poorly) and the piano (even worse). He also can kind of play the berimbau, bull roarer and vuvuzela, among other things. He listens to a variety of music but is most influenced (in attitude if not musically) by Throbbing Gristle, Nine Inch Nails, Fugazi, Velvet Underground, The Residents, They Might Be Giants, Jello Biafra, Low and other bands. Clipclop is also the manager/producer for ŠyÞed Pyklez and is thinking about branching out into writing experimental and bizzaro troll fics.
Unlike the previous, Soft D. String DeHooves's person does not an avant garde taste in music. He is a fan of rock and metal outfits like System of a Down, Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Dragon Force and They Might Be Giants. Despite his terrible taste in music he is willing to work with Clipclop to produce the future of equestrian music. He plays the piano (terribly) and has recently attempted to learn the guitar. He is the author Ganondox on fimfiction and is best known for writing Learn to Fly and Heavy Metal Fluttershy.
The two members of Ghelded Kultz are currently homeless but both will be moving to Jakarta, Indonesia in August. Both became bronies around the same time, in July/August 2011.
To end, We have noticed that there are some missing genres on
this list. We plan on filling the void in noise, industrial and maybe even obscure punk subgenres, among other genres. Thank you for having us.
-Matt Metronome Clipclop and Soft D. String DeHooves
Poni
HatersLovers and
TrollsParasprites extraordinaire.
P.S.
FluttershyRarity is best pony