The TMI Thread

[Freewave]

I had an occasion like that when I walked into the local skating rink and realized two of my ex-girlfriends had started dating one another. Up until that point they had been straight.
Didn't know what to think about that.

Dude this screams of the small possibility of a threesome. Don't rule it out. May the force be with you.

[ExoBassTix]

I had an occasion like that when I walked into the local skating rink and realized two of my ex-girlfriends had started dating one another. Up until that point they had been straight.
Didn't know what to think about that.

Dude this screams of the small possibility of a threesome. Don't rule it out. May the force be with you.

Freewave is best win.

GO FOR IT BOY.

[ExoBassTix]

Okay so I found out that my balls smell like nachos.

And ... No no no, way too TMI.

[Nine Volt]

One time I fapped too hard (dry) and ended up rubbing portion of my dick's skin off. Not a lot, but enough to make it bleed. I finally realized that that had happened when I went to get in the shower and noticed a large dry blood smear running down the side of my dick. Luckily it only took a day or so to heal.

[ExoBassTix]

Holy shit.
I've been fapping for ... 2 years? And that's never happened to me O.o
2hardcore4me
I'm not gonna go in further detail.

Cuz this forum doesn't like the 4chan level of TMI.

Oh and a few days back a sort-of-friend showed me /r/spacedicks on my laptop.
Never again will he touch my belongings.

[Nine Volt]

Less TMI but more gross in my opinion, a few days ago I found a dead centipede just kinda chilling in a cup in my kitchen. Thankfully it wasn't a cup that was in the cabinet where we keep our cups. I talked to my sister about it and she said she'd found it somewhere (I think in the basement) and the centipede was already in there, so she left it by the kitchen sink for some reason.

Also, I am so glad I have no idea what /r/spacedicks is.

[SpmSL]

Ah, the wonders of spacedicks. I went there once, was a very surreal experience.

One time when I was about 10 years old I woke up, threw up all over myself and then went back to sleep. I hadn't felt sick that day and I didn't feel sick after waking up so I have no idea why it happened, but god damn that shit was everywhere.
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EDIT: Holy fucking shit, that dick story D: Aaahhh man, that's gonna bother me for hours now.

[ExoBassTix]

I am so glad I have no idea what /r/spacedicks is.

Yea, be glad.
If you ever decide to check it out, I'm gonna water your wound.
With worse shit.
Just in case.

[Freewave]

One time I fapped too hard (dry) and ended up rubbing portion of my dick's skin off. Not a lot, but enough to make it bleed. I finally realized that that had happened when I went to get in the shower and noticed a large dry blood smear running down the side of my dick. Luckily it only took a day or so to heal.

Yeah my teen years i had all kinds of fail with lube (spit, soap) and often rubbed my sections a bit raw too (maybe not that bad). Truly hand lotion is the greatest invention ever and i recommend it to all your colts.

[FLAOFEI]

One time I fapped too hard (dry) and ended up rubbing portion of my dick's skin off.

Ouch. Have done that a few times, it never bled, but it started stinging as hell where there was no skin. Annoying part is you never feel it while its happening, once you notice its always to late.

Truly hand lotion is the greatest invention ever and i recommend it to all your colts.

Just gonna say conditioner works great, especially for shower fun. And if you have long hair you have a perfect excuse to why it runs out so fast

This thread is going very tmi... I know that's what the thread is about, but it's gotten quite a long way from "a moth in my underware"...


megusta

[ExoBassTix]

I've been using soap for only a little while. Spit works way better at least.

The only thing I'm worried about is the gutter. I usually empty it of hair before I get in (oh god why), and after I, well, had my fun, and turn off the shower, I find out that there's hair in it again (how how how) and that the white stuff gets stuck.

._.
Wad do?

[IamMadetoFall]

Dude this screams of the small possibility of a threesome. Don't rule it out. May the force be with you.

I'm somewhat disappointed in the rather extensive number of opportunities I've have for such things. Despite the fact that the entire group there was primarily bisexual and they all had a thing for me I'm sure I could have gotten away with a lot more than a threesome.

Somehow I'm still a virgin...


Now I look at the ponies all over my walls and realize, oh, that's why.



So, TMI - my ex asked me how kinky I was. Like, what kinds of things I was into.
I told her I had an open mind but she kept pestering me for specifics.

So I told her that pregnant women turn me on. She said that was weird - I reminded her that she wanted to pee on me.



Not going to lie, I have a hard time imagining myself dating a girl who was as sexually curious as that girl. As least, a girl like that who doesn't think spurs were specifically designed for sex... But that's a story for a different time...

[S.P.P]

TMI that isn't about sex;

I currently have liquid shits. It's like shoes falling out of an attic.

[IamMadetoFall]

TMI that isn't about sex;

I currently have liquid shits. It's like shoes falling out of an attic.

Right there with you!
Ice cream, alcohol, chips, and a salsa laden omelet feel terrible several hours in.

[FLAOFEI]

._.
Wad do?

You'r talking about showers right? Well, if you have that kind of shower nozzle you can try using a jet of water to 'flush' the stuff down the drain. Just aim it into the hole and turn up the pressure (pun intended). It usually works if you don't have to much long hairs stuck.
(idk, that might increase the risk of a clog further down the drain... idk)

Otherwise just empty the hair out after you'r done.


So yeah... On a slightly unrelated note, Is anypony here confident/stupid enough to confess that they clop?

[S.P.P]

So yeah... On a slightly unrelated note, Is anypony here confident/stupid enough to confess that they clop?

I might have done this before, come at me.

[Nine Volt]

I've never fapped to anything pony related. Not even humanized

[Acsii]

With the hair thing... my dad had to pull the drain apart to get all the hair out because it blocked the pipes...

[ExoBassTix]

I've never fapped to anything pony related. Not even humanized

Same.
But I'm a frequent reader of good clopfics and ... uh, well, I like EQAD.
:3

Both the Blogger and the Tumblr one.


And eh, pointing jets at the gutter doesn't work. Because so much hair.
However little hai is stuck, it won't go through. Always get stuck.



... Yea, this video:

Fucking genius. I laughed so damn hard xD
And that kid who's rubbing Twilight creeps me out.

EDIT - entirely SFW. It's YouTube.

[Acsii]

on a side note I walked into the bathroom today and this kid didn't here me obviously because I could here him fapping... needless to say I did what I had to very quickly...

[Freewave]

So yeah... On a slightly unrelated note, Is anypony here confident/stupid enough to confess that they clop?

I might have done this before, come at me.

I honestly don't understand why this is so hard for people to admit. People get hung-up on the verb when its really all about the noun (art and fics that people are making). We're in a TMI thread and people are afraid to admit it?! 25% of bronies said they are into it on the big survey and its still one of the biggest parts to our fannon.

[ExoBassTix]

I second Freewave. It's not like anyone's gotta shout at you.
But I just don't clop (yet). I only use the material :3

[FLAOFEI]

Why it's hard to admit? Cause ppl hate on it!
I don't know what rock you live under, but in my world a lot of bronys and non bronys alike dispise it like the cancer of the internet.

[ExoBassTix]

And you care about those?
Seriously, these people exist, yea. There are also peole who furiously hate Trap, yet I like it. Just to give a random example.
Just don't be bothered by them people. They don't accept you for who you are. Do you accept yourself for being you?

[Freewave]

Why it's hard to admit? Cause ppl hate on it!
I don't know what rock you live under, but in my world a lot of bronys and non bronys alike dispise it like the cancer of the internet.

But WHY??

On other SFW forums there's a lot more active discussion and supporters.
http://mlpforums.com/topic/62018-clop-survey/
http://mlpforums.com/topic/20353-views-on-clopping/
http://mlpforums.com/topic/60526-i-pret ... iends-but/

The MLP r34 community is one of our biggest sub communities and its one that shouldn't stop anyone from enjoying the show or the rest of the fanbase. I'm not a grimdark fan, cosplay and fanfiction aren't something that does a lot for me, but i don't see why people can't get past that there's multiple fannons about this show. Supporters of clop like that there's some amazing artists, writers, and creations out there for this show (same reasons as for SFW productions). It's just another level of fannon. I don't get why other bronies would see that as a cancer or reinforce that it's something to be embarassed of. Love & tolerate. There's been loads of candid talk throughout this thread all along but when you combine mlp with the same topics you make it toxic? I think not....