A selection from an RP taking place in the brony skype:
[8:19:24 PM] Interrobang Pie: "ah reckon we get the buck on outta here, niggs"
[8:19:29 PM] Interrobang Pie: point A or C, or castle
[8:19:31 PM] DerpyGrooves: "THAT the WORD u HERD YO"
[8:19:39 PM] DerpyGrooves: "TO POINT C BITCHZ"
[8:19:51 PM] Interrobang Pie: you arrive at point C
[8:20:02 PM] Interrobang Pie: //hold on
[8:20:06 PM] DerpyGrooves: oh okay
[8:20:19 PM] Interrobang Pie: yeah i fucking ran out of places
[8:20:25 PM] DerpyGrooves: okay so we still need rarity and derpy
[8:20:30 PM] DerpyGrooves: to either come along or die
[8:20:57 PM] Interrobang Pie: you arrive at what was the spa
[8:21:03 PM] DerpyGrooves: oh shits
[8:21:03 PM] circuitfry: Was?
[8:21:06 PM] Interrobang Pie: it's on fire
[8:21:12 PM] circuitfry: Shit's on fire yo
[8:21:13 PM] DerpyGrooves: no but what about all that water in there?
[8:21:23 PM] LIZARDPANTS (Noah Epiquin): the water is also on fire
[8:21:24 PM] DerpyGrooves: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BURN
[8:21:31 PM] Interrobang Pie: water doesnt burn no
[8:21:33 PM] circuitfry: heh
[8:21:39 PM] Interrobang Pie: but the building isnt made of water
[8:21:43 PM] DerpyGrooves: okay go all gangbusters in there
[8:21:51 PM] circuitfry: That's a bad idea.
[8:22:02 PM] circuitfry: Have rainbow get a cloud, duh.
[8:22:02 PM] Interrobang Pie: you enter the blazing building
[8:22:06 PM] circuitfry: DUMBASSES
[8:22:08 PM] Interrobang Pie: you can't stay for long!!!
[8:22:09 PM] DerpyGrooves: oh SHIT HAHAHA
[8:22:14 PM] Interrobang Pie: you have 5 minutes!!!
[8:22:17 PM] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[8:22:20 PM] circuitfry: Leave duh
[8:22:20 PM] LIZARDPANTS (Noah Epiquin): sit still for six minutes
[8:22:22 PM] DerpyGrooves: scream "RARITY"
[8:22:24 PM] circuitfry: >:C
[8:22:28 PM] Interrobang Pie: you scream RARITY
[8:22:33 PM] Interrobang Pie: you hear coughing
[8:22:37 PM] DerpyGrooves: Also those two hot spa chicks
[8:22:39 PM] circuitfry: Ugh
[8:22:40 PM] DerpyGrooves: get in on that action
[8:22:52 PM] DerpyGrooves: If you see one give them some make outs
[8:22:53 PM] LIZARDPANTS (Noah Epiquin): Scream "TWO HOT SPA CHICKS"
[8:23:03 PM] Interrobang Pie: you scream TWO HOT SPA CHICKS
[8:23:07 PM] DerpyGrooves: follow the coughing
[8:23:11 PM] Interrobang Pie: the spa is not in service right now
[8:23:17 PM] Interrobang Pie: please come bakc later
[8:23:18 PM] circuitfry: How much time? 4 minutes?
[8:23:23 PM] Interrobang Pie: 3
[8:23:24 PM] DerpyGrooves: oh sheetz
[8:23:28 PM] circuitfry: Fuck
[8:23:30 PM] DerpyGrooves: FOLLOW THE COUGHING SAVE RARITY
[8:23:33 PM] circuitfry: Hurry and follow coughing
[8:23:36 PM] DerpyGrooves: WE ARE DUMBASSES
[8:23:39 PM] Interrobang Pie: you find the source of the coughing
[8:23:46 PM] Glaze: Jesus mother of god, over 3000 updates to this chat since I've been gone
[8:23:47 PM] circuitfry: Quick quick quick
[8:23:49 PM] Interrobang Pie: a rarity blackend by smoke
[8:23:54 PM] Interrobang Pie: black rarity
[8:23:56 PM] Interrobang Pie: i knew it
[8:23:56 PM] DerpyGrooves: PULL HER OUT OF THE BUILDING
[8:23:57 PM] circuitfry: CARRY HER
[8:23:58 PM] Interrobang Pie: all along
[8:23:59 PM] circuitfry: ^
[8:24:04 PM] DerpyGrooves: DRAG HER LAZILY
[8:24:06 PM] Mumble: (shits goin down in here, Glaze)
[8:24:10 PM] DerpyGrooves: CARRYING IS FOR BITCHES
[8:24:16 PM] DerpyGrooves: by the hair
[8:24:17 PM] Interrobang Pie: you drag her out
[8:24:29 PM] DerpyGrooves: (by the mane)
[8:24:36 PM] circuitfry: Why was she in there? Dumb slut.
[8:24:37 PM] Interrobang Pie: dragging her across the floor isn't exactly fast though
[8:24:54 PM] Versilaryan: So much Rarity hate. )=
[8:25:01 PM] Interrobang Pie: you eventually get her out of the doorframe, just as it collaspses
[8:25:02 PM] Mumble: Lay Slingshot pellets on floor, rol her out.
[8:25:06 PM] Interrobang Pie: talk about close
[8:25:10 PM] Interrobang Pie: (lol)
[8:25:17 PM] DerpyGrooves: "What happened, rarity?"
[8:25:20 PM] DerpyGrooves: or uh
[8:25:24 PM] DerpyGrooves: Analyze rarity
[8:25:26 PM] circuitfry: "YAW I GOT STUCK IN DA BUILDING, YO"
[8:25:35 PM] Interrobang Pie: you look at rarity
[8:25:43 PM] Interrobang Pie: she hasn't been any worse
[8:25:48 PM] DerpyGrooves: is she still hot?
[8:25:51 PM] Interrobang Pie: 1/70
[8:25:58 PM] DerpyGrooves: okay lick her cutie mark some
[8:25:58 PM] circuitfry: Well, being in a burning building
[8:25:58 PM] Interrobang Pie: her mane is a little burnt
[8:26:01 PM] circuitfry: I'd probably say so.
[8:26:15 PM] circuitfry: creepybeast
[8:26:16 PM] Mumble: Sacrifice some of your mane to replace.
[8:26:21 PM] Interrobang Pie: her coat is stained with smoke
[8:26:31 PM] Interrobang Pie: didnt exactly help that you dragged her out either
[8:26:37 PM] DerpyGrooves: I was tired
[8:26:37 PM] DerpyGrooves: !
[8:26:39 PM] circuitfry: Y'all *are* dumbassessss
[8:26:48 PM] DerpyGrooves: She needs to lose some weight
[8:26:51 PM] Interrobang Pie: you sacrifice some of your mane for rarity
[8:26:51 PM] DerpyGrooves: fuck it, I said it
[8:27:00 PM] Interrobang Pie: thankfully it is also purple
[8:27:00 PM] DerpyGrooves: stuff the mane hunk in her mouth
[8:27:08 PM] DerpyGrooves: and like work her jaw up and down
[8:27:11 PM] Interrobang Pie: no
[8:27:13 PM] Interrobang Pie: WHAT DO
[8:27:17 PM] DerpyGrooves: Whisper soothingly into her ear as you do so
[8:27:35 PM] Mumble: What else can you do in a sitch like this? CUM
[8:27:40 PM] DerpyGrooves: NO
[8:27:44 PM] DerpyGrooves: actually
[8:27:45 PM] DerpyGrooves: OKAY
[8:27:46 PM] ArtAttack (Sam): GUYS, WE NEED TO CONSERVE CUM
[8:27:51 PM] Interrobang Pie: RARE 51/770
[8:27:51 PM] DerpyGrooves: "Where's sweetie belle???"
[8:27:54 PM] Mumble: But it fix's.
[8:28:00 PM] circuitfry: 770?!
[8:28:00 PM] DerpyGrooves: ASK HER WHERE SWEETIE BELLE IS
[8:28:06 PM] Interrobang Pie: you ask her where sweetie belle is
[8:28:08 PM] Interrobang Pie: *70
[8:28:20 PM] Interrobang Pie: she breaks down and starts bawling into the floor
[8:28:32 PM] DerpyGrooves: Then bitch about the shitty dress she made for you for the gala
[8:28:43 PM] LIZARDPANTS (Noah Epiquin): Nah, it's 770 now
[8:28:47 PM] circuitfry: s:
[8:28:49 PM] Interrobang Pie: you press her about the dresses
[8:28:55 PM] Interrobang Pie: she is still crying
[8:28:58 PM] DerpyGrooves: omg I feel bad
[8:29:01 PM] circuitfry: WELL YEAH
[8:29:02 PM] Interrobang Pie: cheer her up, you terrible friend
[8:29:03 PM | Edited 8:29:08 PM] ArtAttack (Sam): Buck her in the face.
[8:29:05 PM] DerpyGrooves: I'm sorry rarity
[8:29:11 PM] DerpyGrooves: Pull her tail CLEAN OFF
[8:29:17 PM] circuitfry: FUCK Y'ALL
[8:29:17 PM] Mumble: CHEER HER UP, FUCK
[8:29:20 PM] Versilaryan: CHEER HER UP.
[8:29:23 PM] circuitfry: CHEER HER UP
[8:29:25 PM] DerpyGrooves: Wear it around like a moustache and laugh at her
[8:29:28 PM] DerpyGrooves: cheer her up
[8:29:30 PM] DerpyGrooves:

[8:29:46 PM] circuitfry: WHY DO WE FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS SHIT SHE IS A FICTIONAL HORSE
[8:29:48 PM] circuitfry: a:LKGJAG
[8:29:49 PM] Interrobang Pie: PINK attempts to cheer her up by wearing her mane as a moustache
[8:29:57 PM] DerpyGrooves: "Hey, you know what'll take your mind off your dead sister? How about we go to the sp- oh no, wait"
[8:30:03 PM] DerpyGrooves: "Let's get smoothies!"
[8:30:05 PM] Interrobang Pie: HAHAHA
[8:30:13 PM] Mumble: lol'd.
[8:30:21 PM] Interrobang Pie: unfortunately, your efforts don't do much
[8:30:23 PM] ArtAttack (Sam): Search for Sweetie Belle's body.
[8:30:31 PM] circuitfry: well, shit's on fire, yo
[8:30:33 PM] circuitfry: Right?
[8:30:37 PM] Mumble: Right,
[8:30:37 PM] Interrobang Pie: sweetie belle would never enter the spa
[8:30:46 PM] DerpyGrooves: Yeah, but keep an eye out for sweetie derelle
[8:30:49 PM] DerpyGrooves: She's a fucked up ho
[8:30:53 PM] circuitfry: inb4 aaaa
[8:30:56 PM] DerpyGrooves: You gotta put a boot in that mouth
[8:31:05 PM] circuitfry: Group hug her, fuck
[8:31:09 PM] DerpyGrooves: okay go to point whatever the last one was
[8:31:12 PM] DerpyGrooves: also group hug
[8:31:19 PM] Interrobang Pie: you put a comforting hoof on her shoulder
[8:31:23 PM] Interrobang Pie: *you all
[8:31:25 PM] ArtAttack (Sam): //BRB
[8:31:26 PM] circuitfry: Maximum friendship hug
[8:31:32 PM] Interrobang Pie: she feels better now that she's with all her friends
[8:31:33 PM] DerpyGrooves: <3
[8:31:36 PM] circuitfry: <3
[8:31:38 PM] Interrobang Pie: THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
[8:31:46 PM] circuitfry: WHAT DOES IT DO?
[8:31:57 PM] Interrobang Pie: shes still a little shaken, but she stands up
[8:32:00 PM] circuitfry: Dibs on element of love
[8:32:04 PM] DerpyGrooves: btw where's scoots?
[8:32:08 PM] DerpyGrooves: Or does nopony give a shit?
[8:32:12 PM] Interrobang Pie: point A or castle?
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