The TMI Thread

[Acsii]

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[Magnitude Zero]

itroitnyah...

wat.

Also, like everyone faps with a sock on their dick. I think...

Naww. I tried it once, it was just messy and uncomfortable. Some people swear by using banana peels, but I've tried that too and it's the same deal: messy, uncomfortable, not even remotely lubricated.

[itroitnyah]

I guess it depends on the type of sock you use. I just use an ankle sock, and when I'm done, I just rinse it off with water to get the majority out and throw it in the dirty laundry pile. If you use a big or regular sized sock I guess it would get uncomfortable with all that extra space, but an ankle sock just fits right on (and is the perfect size for me too)

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This thread should probably have a maturity warning in the title or main post, lol.

[Nine Volt]

Well, it is the TMI thread, after all :3

One more TMI thing...
hmm...

I have some pretty strange fetishes, none of which I'd ever admit to anyone ever.
And no, ponies is not one of them (although I can get off to the humanized stuff just fine).

[Freewave]

Hmmm banana peels and ankle socks.... I have not tried either of these. I just use hand/lotion/over the sink. Kinda boring but it works best and w/ no irritation. I did buy one of those squishy gel ball toys that kind of look like a puffer fish from a store, popped it on one side, and the tried it the regular way and inside out. Wasn't too amazed with the results although in theory it looked like it should have worked well. Popped open the other end accidentally after the third day. Hey it was $2!

Oh i found it Poor guy was always looking up at me helpless.

[itroitnyah]

Oh my god freewave, my sides

[Magnitude Zero]

Hmmm banana peels and ankle socks.... I have not tried either of these. I just use hand/lotion/over the sink. Kinda boring but it works best and w/ no irritation. I did buy one of those squishy gel ball toys that kind of look like a puffer fish from a store, popped it on one side, and the tried it the regular way and inside out. Wasn't too amazed with the results although in theory it looked like it should have worked well. Popped open the other end accidentally after the third day. Hey it was $2!

Oh i found it Poor guy was always looking up at me helpless.

That thing is way too cute for that sort of thing. I'm not sure I'd be able to go through with that without feeling like I'm raping a child.

[TheMalenEst]

Freewave you seriously made my day XD

[itroitnyah]

So I was talking to a friend on skype and here's the convo:

[6:30:29 PM] Itroitnyah: mmmk have I ever mentioned how much I love it when my farts are warm?
[6:30:34 PM] Itroitnyah: and when they smell good?
[6:30:37 PM] Itroitnyah: or is that tmi?
[6:31:02 PM] RDBeastPon3: no, you didn't
[6:31:04 PM] RDBeastPon3: why?
[6:31:14 PM] Itroitnyah: because I do
[6:31:39 PM] Itroitnyah: I love to like... fart on my foot, especially when it's really warm one because then my foot gets warm
[6:31:49 PM] Itroitnyah: and the warm farts always smell really good
[6:32:17 PM] RDBeastPon3: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23491264.jpg
[6:32:20 PM] RDBeastPon3: I dig Vaginas
[6:32:25 PM] RDBeastPon3: but go on
[6:33:20 PM] Itroitnyah: mmm my farts smell like boiled eggs

I was laughing so hard I was crying when I read the last sentence

[Pseudo]

Also, like everyone faps with a sock on their dick. I think...

I did buy one of those squishy gel ball toys that kind of look like a puffer fish from a store, popped it on one side, and the tried it the regular way and inside out. Wasn't too amazed with the results although in theory it looked like it should have worked well. Popped open the other end accidentally after the third day

Firstly, never tried it, don't want to. I think doing this encourages pimples, which isn't good; recently I've been trying to keep myself looking better than normal for someone special. Secondly, I've resisted clop for 6 months now (I think in this thread that would be shameful to not do) and while I did get caught out on 4chan a little while back (I tried alcohol to unsee, but Chrome history says otherwise), I consider that to be a TMI accomplishment.

Oh, and if any of you have some strange anal fetish or whatever, I noticed that the handle of most razor blades are contoured to a hand (note the slightly large nib on the end):

Didn't try it, but the thought stuck. And I'm sure it would be terrible to handle the 'Pro-Glide-Razor-Man' from the razor end. :v

[Nine Volt]

Just take the razor off :3

Also, I highly doubt that masturbation causes/increases pimple growth. Sounds like an old wives' tale to me, like how masturbation supposedly makes you blind or makes hair grow on your palms.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

I sometimes invent lyrics to go with melodies. For example, in Bonfire by Knife Party, the breakdown melody with the brass instruments is,

"I am such a trumpet fish!
Oh, such a trumpet fish!
I am such a trumpet fish!
A really special trumpet fish!"

Sing that in tune with that breakdown. And imagine tuna and trumpets flying around in space.

[Magnitude Zero]

And imagine tuna and trumpets flying around in space.

[Freewave]

That thing is way too cute for that sort of thing.

Yeah that's part of the reason i flipped in inside out, plus it just looks like its ribbed for you pleasure. Ah well no big loss, i just saw it and had to know.

[Pseudo]

I highly doubt that masturbation causes/increases pimple growth. Sounds like an old wives' tale to me, like how masturbation supposedly makes you blind or makes hair grow on your palms.

For me, there's a near-linear pattern of about 15 mins per 1 pimple the next morning. Can be exponential and not 100% perfect, but I swear to god there's a connection. I haven't laid a finger on myself (cept for the bathroom) for about 3 weeks now and most of my pimple scars (shaving + pimples = blood gashes everywhere) are healing. I'd like to keep it that way; this thread is filling the hole for me hahahahaha.

Also, I've noticed that often, you'll end up smelling like... wank(?) after an event, so I stopped that very quickly. One guy at my older school would often come in every morning smelling like skin and sitting near him was not fun...

[Beetie Swelle]

Also, I've noticed that often, you'll end up smelling like... wank(?) after an event, so I stopped that very quickly.

So much this. I usually masturbate in bed because I feel like it helps me go to sleep, but my God does it smell afterwards.

[itroitnyah]

I've never noticed a masturbation smell. My smelling isn't broken, I can smell stuff just fine, but I've never noticed a weird smell or anything afterwards. Maybe it's because I either use a sock or snow in the shower, so the juice isn't really at a place where it can generate the smell enough for me or somebody else to notice. I don't get how people can just like, unleash fury onto a table or on their bed or some other place and not clean it up or something, like Beetie Swelle mentions. I inferred that he just seeds himself in bed then falls asleep, not bothering to clean it up until morning.

[Magnitude Zero]

I inferred that he just seeds himself in bed then falls asleep, not bothering to clean it up until morning.

I used to do this a lot. Then came the day that I realized "Wait a minute... this is fucking disgusting."

On another note, I think my favorite part of this thread is the euphemisms.

[CaptainFluffatun]

I should probably get my abundant ass hair waxed.

[Pseudo]

I should probably get my abundant ass hair waxed.

^ this

Wonder if there's a way to do it without ripping out your prostate in the process...

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Wanna know what my past 4 days have been like?

I looked in the mirror one day to notice I have a bit of a belly going on. I think that I'm just a bit outta shape, resolve to start getting some extra excercise and think nothing of it.

The next day. I take an almighty SHIT and begin farting constantly. And these are proper long "THRRRRRRRRRP" farts that are impossible to hold in.

2 days later, the belly is pretty much gone. I just had to fart THAT FUCKING BADLY. Honestly, I have no idea why that wasn't causing me discomfort in the first place.

On the upside I'm still gonna get more excercise.

[Nine Volt]

Well then.

Alright.

I'll admit it.

I like Taylor Swift's music, alright?
Don't make fun of me

[itroitnyah]

Well then.

Alright.

I'll admit it.

I like Taylor Swift's music, alright?
Don't make fun of me

Woah there cowboy, this is a TMI thread, not a confessions thread. Bring your sick confessions elsewhere.

Nah, I'm playin'. I agree, her music isn't that bad, but it's not something that I'd intentionally look up to listen to. Mostly if it comes on the radio in the car, whatever.

[Magnitude Zero]

I've always thought she's a fantastic singer, just needs to vary up her subject matter a bit.

[Nine Volt]

While I like the music and her singing, I agree she needs to vary her subject matter. It's all about boys who dumped her, pretty much.

I mean seriously, she's an attractive blonde chick. There's no way all those guys dumped her, unless she's a total bitch (or secretly a lesbian).