The TMI Thread

[K3WRO]

I never used my hands to masturbate

Please, go more into detail. Did you do that thing where you fall into a trance and ejaculate without even touching your penis? It's sounds really cool but I've never had the patience to actually do it.

How the hell does that even work?

Use your imagination, have sex with someone through your mind

[Magnitude Zero]

I never used my hands to masturbate

Please, go more into detail. Did you do that thing where you fall into a trance and ejaculate without even touching your penis? It's sounds really cool but I've never had the patience to actually do it.

How the hell does that even work?

I'd imagine it's like meditation, only sexier.

[Freewave]

or he makes love to his pillow. :O

[vladnuke]

or he makes love to his pillow. :O

But he has to put his head on that!

[Magnitude Zero]

or he makes love to his pillow. :O

But he has to put his head on that!

I think that's the idea

[SpyPie]

I have successfully masturbated to Tentacle Porn

It is achievable to do if you put time and effort into it.

[K3WRO]

or he makes love to his pillow. :O

But he has to put his head on that!

I think that's the idea

I actually mentally masturbate, I don't make love with my pillow because I won't be able to wash it

[Subrick]

I have multiple calloused over plantar warts on my right foot and big toe.

[LunchBagMusic]

I have multiple calloused over plantar warts on my right foot and big toe.

Pics or gtfo.

[colortwelve]

I have multiple calloused over plantar warts on my right foot and big toe.

Pics or gtfo.

I used to have these as well.

Thank Something for duct tape and wart remover

[Nine Volt]

Bit of a bump

I once found a large tick under my left testicle.

Also...
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i clopped to pattycakes

[Crossover]

I just recieved my first 3-pack of men's bikini underwear (like panties for men)

most comfortable underwear ever.

[Magnitude Zero]

I just recieved my first 3-pack of men's bikini underwear (like panties for men)

most comfortable underwear ever.

no pics no proof

[MorteMcAdaver]

About half of my entire Facebook photo collection is TMI. O.O

[SpyPie]

I have a Braces fetish when it comes to ponies

[Nine Volt]

What's rock hard, 8 inches long, and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

[Nine Volt]

Kyoga has made me feel sad.

[Thyrai]

Oh. Too much information?

I have a scar that goes right through my gland. At at one point in life, I came blood mixed with sperm. It was very painful.

Dear god

I would literally pass out

[SpyPie]

Oh. Too much information?

I have a scar that goes right through my gland. At at one point in life, I came blood mixed with sperm. It was very painful.

Dear god

I would literally pass out

That kind of scares me a little, Thyrai. I didn't know someone could cum that much.

[Grace Note]

I have testicles.

[Nine Volt]

I have testicles.

Holy. Shit.

[Grace Note]

i clopped to pattycakes

Dude....
...me too...

And I had the hugest urge to clop to Sweet Apple Massacre. The sad thing is, I don't remember if I actually did or not, though.

[SpyPie]

I clop to Changelings.
how surprised are you?

[Nine Volt]

Not at all.

[SpyPie]

In fact, I patiently await more Changelings Pr0nz to show up at my doorstep