The TMI Thread

[MorteMcAdaver]

And pretty, non-plump men in such outfits.

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

I'll be 29 in two months.

I'll be 16 in 6 months... I feel so young.

Also,

[SwissArmyCheese]

I only have one actual chin hair.

I know 13 yr olds with full beards.

Wtf body.

[SpyPie]

And pretty, non-plump men in such outfits.

Like father like son.

I despretely want a Kill-Bill outfit.
I've had a dream that dancing on top of horses in Kill-Bill outfits was an olympic sport.

See, I REALLY do want one

[SpyPie]

I'm 13.

I have an (extremely) hairy face.

I might grow out my facial hair this time :p.

>I've been shaving since I was 11

[VINXIS]

I only have one actual chin hair.

I know 13 yr olds with full beards.

Wtf body.

Ermaghered that's me when I don't shave in 3 days :3

[SpyPie]

I want to have Adam Young's voice so bad

[FlyingNinjaBannanas]

im 18 and have like no facial hair D:

I'm 15 and have barely any facial hair.

Just this scraggly pest on the bottom of my chin that won't go away no matter how much I shave.

I want to have Adam Young's voice so bad

If only I knew who that was.

[MorteMcAdaver]

I'm 13.

I have an (extremely) hairy face.

I might grow out my facial hair this time :p.

>I've been shaving since I was 11

You may be my inexplicable spawn, but, try not to get my baldness curse. The wretched affliction began with me at age 16 and made hair an nonviable option for me by age 20. Oh well...at least I get to wear wigs more easily.

Also, I like to wear wigs and makeup. Purple/black lipstick + black eyeliner 4eva.

[SpyPie]

I'm 13.

I have an (extremely) hairy face.

I might grow out my facial hair this time :p.

>I've been shaving since I was 11

You may be my inexplicable spawn, but, try not to get my baldness curse. The wretched affliction began with me at age 16 and made hair an nonviable option for me by age 20. Oh well...at least I get to wear wigs more easily.

Also, I like to wear wigs and makeup. Purple/black lipstick + black eyeliner 4eva.

I wouldn't mind being bald

It would just make my circular glasses look cooler

TMI: I read Clopfics for a good laugh

I want to have Adam Young's voice so bad

If only I knew who that was.

Owl City :1

[SwissArmyCheese]

I'm 13.

I have an (extremely) hairy face.

I might grow out my facial hair this time :p.

>I've been shaving since I was 11

You may be my inexplicable spawn, but, try not to get my baldness curse.

I'm heading down this path. I know it. I'm 17, You could land a plane on my forehead, And it's in the family.

[K3WRO]

People call me Bigfoot for my excessive arm and leg hair, Since I have no facial hair, the electronic razor in my room is used to shave my legs and arms

[TheDnBGremlin]

I went into my grandma's office on vacation and dropped a fart but also shit my pants.

[Anforium]

I clop with my left hand.

[SpyPie]

I clop with my left hand.

/wishicould

[Anforium]

I clop with my left hand.

/wishicould

I wish I could with my right. It just doesn't work!

[colortwelve]

I clop with my left hand.

/wishicould

I wish I could with my right. It just doesn't work!

I used to... At some point I lost the ability to do so for some reason

[SpyPie]

/wishicould

I wish I could with my right. It just doesn't work!

I used to... At some point I lost the ability to do so for some reason

Lucky Lefties D:

[vladnuke]

I wish I could with my right. It just doesn't work!

I used to... At some point I lost the ability to do so for some reason

Lucky Lefties D:

Both hands.

Now, I know what your next question is. "But Vladnuke, how do you move the mouse?"

That's what your feet are for, silly.

[colortwelve]

Both hands.

Now, I know what your next question is. "But Vladnuke, how do you move the mouse?"

That's what your feet are for, silly.

Oh God, I almost spit all over my laptop screen

You magnificent bastard.

[Freewave]

You may be my inexplicable spawn, but, try not to get my baldness curse. The wretched affliction began with me at age 16 and made hair an nonviable option for me by age 20. Oh well...at least I get to wear wigs more easily.

I know that feeling, always been balding but i just wear hats off of work now. gah. At least facial hair isn't an issue.

I clop with my left hand.

/wishicould

I wish I could with my right. It just doesn't work!

lol, can only clop w the right but the left hand is excellent with women (wheras the right one fails me there), guess that evens it out.

[TheSunAndTheRainfall]

I know that feeling, always been balding but i just wear hats off of work now. gah. At least facial hair isn't an issue.

You do have lovely facial hair.

[K3WRO]

I never used my hands to masturbate

[Beetie Swelle]

I never used my hands to masturbate

Please, go more into detail. Did you do that thing where you fall into a trance and ejaculate without even touching your penis? It's sounds really cool but I've never had the patience to actually do it.

[Anforium]

I never used my hands to masturbate

Please, go more into detail. Did you do that thing where you fall into a trance and ejaculate without even touching your penis? It's sounds really cool but I've never had the patience to actually do it.

How the hell does that even work?