I live in the suburbs of the tiny village Lottum, Limburg, The Netherlands (my parents don't agree with me this is a suburb, but fukkit I know where I live). A lot of artists live here (and I know none).
I'll just name the pros and the cons.
Pros
- There's a snackbar.
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Noise = 0.
- Nature everywhere around me.
- All my school friends (and other shitty classmates) make fun of Lottum xD (don't even ask).
- No annoying neighbors (those that I have are very nice by the way).
- Crime? What crime?
- Tom-Tom directs people to the far end of the street I live in
Cons
- Tractors.
- Farmers.
- Tractors.
- There's nothing to do. There is an Open Youth Centre though, but they only have Metal nights, with silly tribute acts.
- I have to cycle to school (which isn't much of a problem). And what if winter? Seriously, Mother Nature hates me.
- TRACTORS. EVERYWHERE! ... Luckily I don't live in Hout-Blerick (lame pun only my classmates understand but whatever I'm free to say whatever I want).
- Winters aren't cold (thank god). Snow is. AND WE HAVE SOOOOO MUUUUUCH SNOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!111!1!121@!12
- Summers are unbearably hot and our wolf-dog (am surely going to post pictures of him some time) always destroys our swimming pool.
I wonder if there is anyone on this board that knows Lottum.