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Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Mesogears » 14 Dec 2012 15:14


Has anyone here seen this? From a music production standpoint, it's just about the funniest thing ever...for all the wrong reasons.
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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby itroitnyah » 14 Dec 2012 15:26

Yeah, Dr. Drum commercials are usually very over rated an-

wait... Did he just say 44.1k 16-bit .wav export?! DAAAAAMMMNN!!! Man, fuck FL Studio, Dr. Drum is where it's at, now.

And, WHOOOAAA! A 16 TRACK MIXER? ASLDKGUVREIUBG I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M STILL TYPING, I SHOULD BE ON THE WEBSITE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

AND I won't need to get an audio interface, midi keyboard, monitors, 3rd party synths like massive or anything??? I wasted my money buying massive! Definitely gunna replace my current daw with Dr. Drum. And to redeem myself, I'm going to sell my software I currently have for as much as I can since I won't need it anymore.
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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby CommandSpry » 14 Dec 2012 16:12

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Mesogears » 14 Dec 2012 19:17

TheBaq5 wrote:Hey that's GoAnimate....just for music.

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 18 Dec 2012 07:47

It used to be that it could take days or even weeks to lay down a high-quality beat and mix in your samples.

But with Dr Drum, you can turn out a full professional track in minutes.




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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby itroitnyah » 18 Dec 2012 10:24

Mr. Bigglesworth wrote:
It used to be that it could take days or even weeks to lay down a high-quality beat and mix in your samples.

But with Dr Drum, you can turn out a full professional track in minutes.


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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Lavender_Harmony » 18 Dec 2012 12:16

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 18 Dec 2012 18:10

Lavender_Harmony wrote:Sold


cen u giv me pireted versun??? im to por :(((
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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby randomblockfilms » 18 Dec 2012 18:12

this is cool and all but i think ill still be rockin' with my Phineas & Ferb Drum Pad.

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its got a lot more kickass beats than this Dr. Drum guy
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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 18 Dec 2012 18:17

pffft. pls.

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Ed Viper » 18 Dec 2012 18:45

Please.

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Who needs Dr. Drum when I have glockenspiel?

Seriously though, this piece of software has always been a joke, even around non-music making circles. I've shown these ads to my own non-musical friends and they even laughed at how corny and stupid it was.
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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby SpyPie » 18 Dec 2012 19:05

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby Symphon » 19 Dec 2012 20:16

Yeah, guys! Let's make an art form easily controlled by every person on the face of the planet!

No, this is a horrible idea. People make music because they're passionate about it, not because, "SKRILLEX MAKES BEATS, SO CAN I LOLOLOLOL."

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Re: Quite possibly the corniest commercial ever

Postby CommandSpry » 20 Dec 2012 09:17



please, Dr Drum cannot outmatch Casio Rick Astley
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